KICK ME OUT OF THE PARTY, PLEASE! (Satire)

"You're dead weight, Kael. You are officially expelled from the Hero's Party." For most people, betrayal is a tragedy. For Kael—our Kael (the freshly AI-generated protagonist of 200 other sloppy webnovels)—it's just a massive payday. Thanks to his stupidly broken ability, [Rejection Reaction], every time Kael is officially kicked out of a party for being "too weak," he permanently absorbs and doubles all the stats and skills of his former teammates. So, his literal job description is to do his absolute worst just to get fired. Lol. Original, right? The strategy was flawless: play the clumsy bag-carrier, use his protagonist charm to make the party's beautiful waifus fall madly in love with him, and wait for the jealous Hero to kick him out. When the arrogant leader tries to manipulate his women to force him out, the trap snaps shut. That's it. He wants power, nothing more. --- What to Expect: [OP & Arrogant Protagonist (With a soft spot, maybe?)]: Don't call him a hero because Kael is an AI-generated sloppy web novel protagonist who only cares about profit. Still, once you belong to him, he becomes either your ultimate protector or your most dominant predator. [Netori / Involuntary Harem]: The Heroes think they won by manipulating the waifus? Kael takes them back (or feeds them to monsters, depending on what readers want) after stealing the Heroes' powers and crushing the fake paragons. Woah, so original! [Explicit NSFW / R-18 Content]: There WILL be a few NSFW scenes including sexual content and gore and A LOT of profanities. Nothing too explicit—just enough to keep the tags accurate. [Satire / Meta-Humor]: This is a living lawsuit against generic tropes. Every cliché, every bad line, every repetitive description—it's all on purpose. Kael will break the fourth wall. He'll insult you. He'll insult the narrator. He'll insult the system itself. And you'll still come back for more. [Interactive Story]: You will decide everyone's fate, and Kael can read your comments, so be sure to comment. Oh, he's also going to insult and constantly argue with the narrator if he thinks he's speaking like a generative AI. --- Author's Note: This is trash. I know it's trash. You know it's trash. But you're still reading this, which says more about you than it does about me. Every cliché, every bad line, every repetitive description—it's all on purpose. This is a satire of the garbage you consume every day. If you don't get that, congratulations—you're part of the joke. Also, during the chapters, you will see a massive abuse of em dashes and generic AI phrasing like "it's not X, it's Y"—I am putting that trash in there on purpose to satirize the AI language. Remember, this whole thing is not a 100% serious story. It's not a classic power fantasy. It's not a classic novel. It's a direct satire of the garbage a lot of people consume every single day. (Hehe) Anyway, enjoy the ride. Or don't. I'm writing this for fun so... don't expect daily updates.