Mortal Protection Services [Sci-Fi, Comedy, Horror](Completed, Available in full)

The Earth wakes up to find itself surrounded by completely different stars. An announcement rings out across the planet: "We at Mortal Protection Services have relocated you to a foster system temporarily. Do not panic." . . Some of you are panicking, when we specifically asked you not to. What to expect: Sci-fi: Various densities, mostly soft. We got your warp drives and subspace enfuckulators, but also a touch of hard space reality. Who doesn't love a chewy candy with a hard shell? Comedy: From slapstick to erudite to troglodyte. We got stuff for any brow level you want. As well as many, many easter-eggs for sci-fi & fantasy nerds alike. Galactic horror: I'll leave the fully fleshy nature of that for you to discover a few chapters in, it's better that way. Fun with Letters: Silly little anagrams, and silly little acronyms.  A Hyperspace Cat. (You may have seen her in an ad that sent you here) Find the paper back here! If you don't like reading with your eyes, you could do it with your ears, on Audible! Not Stubbing, until I get a TV deal if I can help it. Please enjoy the whole thing.  (Proudly made by humans. No AI in Writing, Narration, or Art. Cover by Instagram user: pedro_serpa_75)