
by greyout
Mr. Fart Sparkles has a routine. Sleep until sundown. Collect dinner from the servant who has been trained to near-competence. Patrol the fence, and return home at dawn. This was enough until a circle of stones appeared in the forest, along with the dark laughter. Now he's in the catacombs: a dungeon of swinging blades, spike pits, and scheming fairies, none of it designed with a cat in mind. The traps are slow. The monsters telegraph each move. Frankly, it's embarrassing for everyone involved. These halls are full of strays, dragged in from other worlds, and not one of them can cross a room without triggering something. Somebody has to herd them out. Fine. He'll do it. Then the fairies will answer for interrupting his evening. What to Expect: * Comedic cat protagonist and shenanigans * Dungeon crawl with weird isekai-ed characters * Fantasy, fairies, and fun * Farts, maybe, with PG or PG13 safe content (I think)
No streak history
One state-enhanced oracle order, filtered by each list. Observed Royal Road ranks remain separate ground truth.
Rank updated 2 Oct 2026, 09:28 UTC
Entry forecast updated 2 Oct 2026, 09:28 UTC
Ranking model: rs-public-oracle-state-v1
Forecast model: rs-model-entry-v1
Chart history contains only this ranking model's runs; legacy points are not spliced in.
Coupled 14-day outlook
rs-joint-entry-copula-v1
Any eligible RS entry
23%
Two or more lists
4%
Likely threshold order: Comedy → Action → Fantasy → Adventure → Main.
Leading bundle: Comedy (18%).
Estimated from one fitted shared story path; category probabilities are not multiplied as if lists were independent.
Separate entry forecast; this probability does not enter the ranking score.
Overall Rising Stars Shadow RS rank
#7457 of 12,199 · 7407 below RS #50
By genre
beats 97% of similar stories
beats 94% of similar stories
beats 68% of similar stories
Firing on all cylinders
Traffic and conversion are both strong for a story this size. Readers are finding it and sticking — if Rising Stars is the goal, this is the moment to push.
Benchmarks: 8,060 active Royal Road stories, percentiles within the 20–49 chapters band, cohort of 2026-07-02. Conversion is measured as followers gained per 1,000 views over the recent window.