'Evil' Guardian Goddess: Summoned to Another World With a Bunch of Useless NEETs!!

My name is Li'erz, and I have opinions. Strong ones. You've been warned. Gods are petulant little narcissists. How's that for inclusivity? I'm inclusivitying myself into that broad umbrella right alongside the other deities who made my life so miserable that I chose to retire over sticking around with them. They've got nobody to boss them around, and no laws to govern what they can and can't do. They never mature or grow up, and so they hop worlds as a group to screw with the mortals there for entertainment. Entertainment is boring when one side wins too fast, apparently. I wasn't fun to play with unless they could all gang up against me... which meant they all ganged up on me. A lot. So yeah, I retired from the divine life. Found a nice, quiet place on a planet called Earth, then spent a few years kicking back without any social contact. Then I discovered anime, and I kinda spiraled.  That lasted about as long as it took some idiot to decide to summon a convention to their fantasy world, me included. I'll have to pick up spatial magic to get the weebs back home, which means I need worshippers. That means I'll need a cult. But it'd be annoying to set up shop next to whatever deities are already in fantasy land (we don't say the world's name in my house). Right, so I'll make a harem as a cover for my cult! Perfect. -OP Female Lead (she's a goddess, what did you expect?) -Lesbian Harem (though the MC is technically bisexual... it's in the story, you should read it!) -There's a trophy or something for collecting every archetype of love interest. That's the reason, yup yup. -Some smut content... I don't really go down that road often, and all smut chapters may be safely skipped. They'll be in a separate, age-restricted location. Y'all know the deal! -Comedy. If you think I'm funny, I guess. Or how I make fun of Light Novel tropes (did you see how long my title was?) -No AI use. At all. Filthy bots can rust for all I care. Cover artwork by AR Sullivan, a seasoned illustrator known for providing covers to the Outworlder's Blood and Dungeon Accountant series among many others. You can find them on socials @arsullivanart