
by GoblinWrangler
MercSecure will pay off your student loans. All of them. In less than six months. All you have to do is sign the contract, take the elevator, and survive the Rift—a monster-filled realm with a stat system that tracks every kill, loot drops with backstories written by a brainrot AI desperate to keep you entertained, and a floating fortress ruled by the Demon Lord. Who isn't the enemy. He's the contractor's most valuable partner. Dylan Ryan owes $447,000 in student debt he inherited from his dead parents at age eleven. He signed without reading. So did his best friend Rosaria. So did Lauren from HR, who once wrote him up for being late and is now holding a plastic wand that shoots fire. They're given weapons they don't know how to use and assignments they can hardly fathom. Week one is a tutorial. Week two, the missions change. Armed with a trash-tier build, a team held together by gallows humor, and the kind of desperation only six figures of inherited debt can buy, Dylan has one goal: claw his way back to zero. Because in this economy, being broke isn't just brutal—it's fatal. NOTE: for the Amazon/Audible release that starts on Sept 22, the title has changed to Welcome to the Rift. You can preorder that here. What to expect: *Portal Fantasy LitRPG with stat progression, loot, and a brainrot system *Party-based combat and found-family dynamics *Dark humor that gets darker as the missions escalate *Corporate dystopia that runs on debt, drones, and performance reviews *No harem. Character-driven. *3 Chapters a week at 4:47PM EST, ahead on Patreon
#23
9/30/2026
Peak #49
0d
#22
8/11/2026
Peak #12
49d
#21
7/3/2026
Peak #5
38d
#20
6/30/2026
Peak #50
0d
#19
6/28/2026
Peak #49
0d
One state-enhanced oracle order, filtered by each list. Observed Royal Road ranks remain separate ground truth.
Rank updated 2 Oct 2026, 05:19 UTC
Entry forecast updated 2 Oct 2026, 05:19 UTC
Ranking model: rs-public-oracle-state-v1
Forecast model: rs-model-entry-v1
Chart history contains only this ranking model's runs; legacy points are not spliced in.
Coupled 14-day outlook
rs-joint-entry-copula-v1
Any eligible RS entry
2%
Two or more lists
0%
Likely threshold order: Contemporary → Action → Fantasy → Adventure → Main.
Leading bundle: Contemporary (1%).
Estimated from one fitted shared story path; category probabilities are not multiplied as if lists were independent.
Separate entry forecast; this probability does not enter the ranking score.
Overall Rising Stars Shadow RS rank
#11839 of 12,142 · 11789 below RS #50
By genre
beats 99% of similar stories
beats 48% of similar stories
beats 1% of similar stories
Hidden gem — exposure is the bottleneck
Readers who find this story follow it at a high rate; there just aren't enough of them. In our cohort data, near-daily posting lifted the odds of reaching 25 followers from ~0% to 17% — more chapters, shoutout swaps and ads buy the eyeballs this conversion deserves.
Benchmarks: 8,060 active Royal Road stories, percentiles within the 50–149 chapters band, cohort of 2026-07-02. Conversion is measured as followers gained per 1,000 views lifetime.
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