Help! I Got Parasitized by a Slime [Comedy, LitRPG, Kingdom Building, Female Lead]

Getting Isekaid as an OP protagonist was a dream come true, then a simple slime stole everything from me.  Stats, skills, titles, all gone. Now I’m just regular old me with no overpowered powers or preferential treatment, and stuck with a slime that refuses to leave and is leeching all my experience points.  I’m nothing but a host to an alien, colourful ooze that only desires to grow and conquer. And unfortunately, I ended up making it evolve into a totally overpowered mythic-tier slime. It’s already a pain in my ass, as it’s not even in its final form. I may have royally screwed up, but while the slime may have no concept of basic empathy, it’s also an utter dork. I just need to figure out how to stop it from becoming the next demon lord so I can actually start living my life in another world. WHAT TO EXPECT: Dungeon/Kingdom building OP MC in a roundabout way (eventually) Making friends and well-developed relationships. A twist on classic Isekai tropes The authors barely disguised kinks (some smut in later chapters). Updates Monday, Wednesday, and Friday. Read ahead on Patreon.