Dad Does the Apocalypse [A Family-Friendly Armageddon]

Dave Thompson, mid-diaper change, covered in baby powder and an unspecified yellow substance that definitely wasn't there a moment ago, had barely noticed the world was ending.  He probably wouldn't have noticed at all, except for the ten-foot-tall thing that used to be his neighbor Todd, standing in what remained of his living room wall. Todd looked down at him with too many eyes and far too many teeth. They say when you become a parent, you'd do anything to protect your kid. Dave was about to discover that his kid felt the same way about him.