
by bd90z
UPDATES: M/Th Peter Brookes should be dead. Instead, he’s been abducted by aliens, tasered awake by a condescending robot, and offered the chance to earn a place in a galaxy-wide battle royale watched by trillions. The rules to qualify are simple: grow stronger and gain one of the top spots on the leaderboard. Oh, and don’t die. Given a cabin, a few tools, a stat system, and no useful skills whatsoever, Peter’s solution is obvious: chop trees until reality breaks. Joined by a smug, talking arboreal observer (not a squirrel), Peter ignores danger, takes absolutely nothing seriously, and accidentally becomes terrifyingly powerful. A comedic progression fantasy featuring steady growth, escalating nonsense, and a protagonist whose response to life-or-death situations is usually, “How hard can it be?” Note: contains a lot of swearing
#4
2/3/2026
Peak #1
27d
#3
2/3/2026
Peak #1
27d
#2
2/3/2026
Peak #1
29d
#1
1/28/2026
Peak #1
43d