by Ettin
"Welcome to the ZETTAMALL®, the universe's greatest shopping experience!" William Tombaugh's job sucks. It sucks even more when he's abducted by aliens and gets a dubiously-marketable fast food mascot grafted to his arm. Will and his friends have been taken by the ZETTAMALL, an unhinged space mall where making numbers go up is everything. The people brought here are trapped in an endless cycle of loot crates, corporate altars, and brand-sponsored boss battles. If they stop, they'll be lucky if Zeddie the customer service AI only kills them. Will would rather skate away from his responsibilities than fight, but if he wants to survive, he'll have to step up. Can he and his friends find a way home, or is death the only way to clock out? ZETTAMALL®: Save to Live. Live to Save.
No streak history
One state-enhanced oracle order, filtered by each list. Observed Royal Road ranks remain separate ground truth.
Rank updated 2 Oct 2026, 09:08 UTC
Entry forecast updated 2 Oct 2026, 09:08 UTC
Ranking model: rs-public-oracle-state-v1
Forecast model: rs-model-entry-v1
Chart history contains only this ranking model's runs; legacy points are not spliced in.
Coupled 14-day outlook
rs-joint-entry-copula-v1
Any eligible RS entry
10%
Two or more lists
3%
Likely threshold order: Sci-fi → Comedy → Adventure → Main.
Leading bundle: Sci-fi (8%).
Estimated from one fitted shared story path; category probabilities are not multiplied as if lists were independent.
Separate entry forecast; this probability does not enter the ranking score.
Overall Rising Stars Shadow RS rank
#7027 of 12,195 · 6977 below RS #50
By genre
beats 91% of similar stories
beats 71% of similar stories
beats 57% of similar stories
Mid-pack, room on both levers
Traffic and conversion both sit mid-field for a story this size. Growth here compounds from consistency: steady cadence feeds traffic, and a sharper hook lifts what each view is worth.
Benchmarks: 8,060 active Royal Road stories, percentiles within the 50–149 chapters band, cohort of 2026-07-02. Conversion is measured as followers gained per 1,000 views over the recent window.
