by Ettin
"Welcome to the ZETTAMALL®, the universe's greatest shopping experience!" William Tombaugh's job sucks. It sucks even more when he's abducted by aliens and gets a dubiously-marketable fast food mascot grafted to his arm. Will and his friends have been taken by the ZETTAMALL, an unhinged space mall where making numbers go up is everything. Fight alien monsters, level up, visit item shops, buy loot crates, buy keys to open loot crates, get loot to fight more monsters. Stop, and you die. Will would rather skate away from his responsibilities than fight, but if he wants to survive, he'll have to step up. Can they find a way home, or is death the only way to clock out? ZETTAMALL®: Save to Live. Live to Save.
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Traffic and conversion both sit mid-field for a story this size. Growth here compounds from consistency: steady cadence feeds traffic, and a sharper hook lifts what each view is worth.
Benchmarks: 8,060 active Royal Road stories, percentiles within the 50–149 chapters band, cohort of 2026-07-02. Conversion is measured as followers gained per 1,000 views over the recent window.
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