A Dragon Called Bob [Book 2 stubbing September 13th!]

Book one is now up on Amazon and Audble! Karma is a cruel mistress. Being isekai'd into the body of a dragon whose only task is to guard and grow a pile of shiny treasure seemed like a win to Bob. Flight, Might, Bite — and all it cost him was dying? Fair trade! There's even a dungeon core as a bonus to his starting pile of treasure! The system claimed this was a downgrade from his human life, but it didn't feel like it… at first. Unfortunately, his dungeon sprite is a borderline-psychotic 1200-year-old pixie from a cultivation world who just missed out on becoming a god. She isn't happy about interning for a lizard, and her idea of positive conflict resolution includes gratuitous violence. The challenges are endless for a newly hatched dragon. The looming threat of idiots with magic swords looking to take his head, a dungeon to grow, a sudden tendency to salivate whenever human sacrifices are mentioned, and a burning desire to expand his hoard. Worst of all, Bob has to learn how to be a better person, or he'll find out what the next downgrade will be.   ✨ Two separate LitRPG-lite systems for Bob! (Draconic Evolution and Dungeon Core) 🔥 Breath Weapons!  Sharp claws!  …Business acumen? ⚔️ Strong to Stronger MC 📚 A world inspired by the likes of Terry Pratchett and Douglas Adams.  ⚫ Bawdy humour and zany side characters. ⏳ Release schedule: Mon-Fri ⚔️ Read 30 chapters ahead on Patreon!