
by PrincessLucian
Add far too much money, a fangirl's obsession, and a copious amount of swear words, and you get one Rica Banc. Rica has been obsessed with the novel, The Destined Ending, since she was preteen and it unwittingly shaped her life as she sought to be like the very same characters she read about. But one evening, Rica is chatting with the author of her favorite work, Acacia. Acacia asks her a cryptic question: if Rica knew her fate would be a tragic one, would she accept it? And Rica's answer is, "I’d make my own fate." When she wakes up the next morning, she finds herself transmigrated into Priscilla Thornewood, the older sister of The Destined Ending's protagonist and a villainess who would do anything to obtain power. Stripped of her name and identity with a strongly worded warning to simply accept her destiny, the newly dubbed Priscilla decides she won't idly stand by as the plot progresses. She vows that she'll change the tragic fate that awaits this world, and it doesn't matter how many dragons she has to slay, how many cultists she has to kill, or how how many times she gets knocked down – she'll always drag herself to her feet, wearing a cocky smile because Priscilla will do anything so that the world she devoted half her life to has a happy ending. What to expect: - a loooong epic length story based on current outlines - a flawed, non-OP female protagonist who has to use her brains more than brawn (though she does love to sucker punch people) - copious amounts of swear words and banter - a character focused story that could be slice-of-life if only our protagonist would stop worrying about the end of the world - chapter lengths ranging from 1.5K to 4k depending on the plot beats - and, most importantly, a happy ending (eventually)
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| 1 | 1. Small Beginnings | 0 |
| 2 | 2. Dreams and other delusions | 0 |
| 3 | 3. It's Not Manipulation If You Do It For A Good Cause | 0 |
| 4 | 4. Legend Killers: The Hot New Artifact Sweeping the Nation | 0 |
| 5 | 5. Ambush Initiated | 0 |
| 6 | 6. The Importance of a Name | 0 |
| 7 | 7. And the Adventure Begins! | 0 |
| 8 | 8. Truths Revealed and Hardened Resolves | 0 |
| 9 | 9. The Pointy End Goes in Your Enemies | 0 |
| 10 | 10. Headache? I think you mean an Ice Pick to the Brain | 0 |
| 11 | 11. Priscilla's Very Bad, No-Good Day Part 1 | 0 |
| 12 | 12. Priscilla's Very Bad, No-Good Day part 2 | 0 |
| 13 | 13. Priscilla's Very Bad, No-Good Day part 3 | 0 |
| 14 | 14. To be a Murderer | 0 |
| 15 | 15. Apologizing Won't Actually Kill You, Surprisingly | 0 |
| 16 | 16. Welcome to the Hot Spring City | 0 |
| 17 | 17. Battle Plans to Punch Some Lunatics | 0 |
| 18 | 18. The Quiet House in the Hills | 0 |
| 19 | 19. Justice Would be Achieved Another Day | 0 |
| 20 | 20. An Honest Conversation (For the Most Part) | 0 |
| 21 | 21. A Suicidal Girl Takes on a Coward | 0 |
| 22 | 22. A Monster Wreathed in Black Flames | 0 |
| 23 | 23. Violence Can Solve So Many Problems | 0 |
| 24 | 24. The Calm After Chaos | 0 |
| 25 | 25. All Shall Fear the Mighty Asha | 0 |
| 26 | 26. Banter is Good For the Soul | 0 |
| 27 | 27. Priscilla's New Favorite Hobby: Forcing Liars to Tell the Truth | 0 |
| 28 | 28. Hugs are the Best Medicine | 0 |
| 29 | 29. Giving Life Advice in a Bell Tower | 0 |
| 30 | 30. You Get a Blessing, And You Get a Blessing, Everyone Gets a Blessing! | 0 |
| 31 | 31. The Ties That Unintentionally (Okay, Maybe A Little Purposefully) Bind | 0 |
| 32 | 32. To Get A Bowl of Pudding, You Must Pay a Steep Price | 0 |
| 33 | 33. I'm Not as Think as You Drunk I am | 0 |
| 34 | 34. It's Difficult to Lie to Someone Who's Connected to Your Soul | 0 |
| 35 | 35. Impulsive Actions are the Very Best Actions | 0 |
| 36 | 36. Priscilla is Hungry for Answers | 0 |
| 37 | 37. Your Fearless Leader Would Appreciate it if You Stopped Bossing Her Around | 0 |
| 38 | 38. Hello Mouth, Insert Foot | 0 |
| 39 | 39. Priscilla Gives into her Inner Karen | 0 |
| 40 | 40. Exploring the Hot Spring City's Markets | 0 |
| 41 | 41. History Tends to be Riddled with Violence | 0 |
| 42 | 42. Planning out Training Schedules gets Everyone Grumbling | 0 |
| 43 | 43. Poison is Incredibly Tasty | 0 |
| 44 | 44. A Totally Unsuspicious Conversation with a Mercenary | 0 |
| 45 | 45. To Punt a Cackling Hyena | 0 |
| 46 | 46. The Death of a Moose Inspires Introspection | 0 |
| 47 | 47. Don't You Want to Touch the Mysterious Rock Too? | 0 |
| 48 | 48. Sulaiman Uses Logic Against Priscilla: It's Super Effective! | 0 |
| 49 | 49. Use Their Instincts Against Them | 0 |
| 50 | 50. A Toad's Claw is a Very Helpful Trinket to Have | 0 |
| 51 | 51. Bad News Hits Like a Suckerpunch | 0 |
| 52 | 52. The Thornewoods Win The Parents Of The Year Award | 0 |
| 53 | 53. A Bit of Retail Therapy Always Makes One Feel Better | 0 |
| 54 | 54. Some Truths Hurt More Than You Thought They Would | 0 |
| 55 | 55. Illnyea Interlude: Wizards, Merchants, and Bears, Oh my! | 0 |
| 56 | 56. Everyone Will Be Nagged Equally | 0 |
| 57 | 57. Gloating Is A Winner's Prerogative | 0 |
| 58 | 58. And The Pettiest Person in the World Award Goes To... | 0 |
| 59 | 59. On The Edge of the Fens, There's A Town With Horrendous Vibes | 0 |
| 60 | 60. Time To Act So Embarrassingly They Won't Think You're Capable of Espionage | 0 |
| 61 | 61. We Do What It Takes To Survive | 0 |
| 62 | 62. An Audacious Affair | 0 |
| 63 | 63. A Healer's Duty Now Includes Gentle Interrogations | 0 |
| 64 | 64. Priscilla Once Again Geeks Out About Magical Creatures At Inopportune Times | 0 |
| 65 | 65. Time Flies When You Have a Concussion | 0 |
| 66 | 66. Monsters Give Our Party a Warm Welcome to the Fens | 0 |
| 67 | 67. Being Bitten by a Wolf is 0/10, Do Not Recommend | 0 |
| 68 | 68. Therapy with a Platypus | 0 |
| 69 | 69. Ranting About Imbeciles Is A Great Stress Reliever | 0 |
| 70 | 70. Match His Crazy and Maybe You'll Make It Out Alive | 0 |
| 71 | 71. Prying Information Out of the Enemy's Willing Lips | 0 |
| 72 | 72. The Starving One Is A Gracious Host | 0 |
| 73 | 73. A Kind Death Dealt From Compassionate Hands | 0 |
| 74 | 74. The Noose Tightens Around The Fox's Paw | 0 |
| 75 | 75. Reunions Don't Always Go The Way You Wish They Would | 0 |
| 76 | 76. Chaos Ensues In the Cannibal's Camp | 0 |
| 77 | 77. A Single Mistake Is All It Takes | 0 |
| 78 | 78. Sisters Fight to See Which One Can Infuriate a Cannibal the Most | 0 |
| 79 | 79. Close Encounters in the Realm of Souls | 0 |
| 80 | 80. The Three-Headed Gorgon Newt Enters The Battle | 0 |
| 81 | 81. Ding Dong, The Cannibal Is Dead! | 0 |
| 82 | 82. Priscilla Skyrockets to the Top of the Terrible Patient List Once More | 0 |
| 83 | 83. A Little Bit Of Greed Is Good For the Soul | 0 |
| 84 | 84. Burn, Baby, Burn | 0 |
| 85 | 85. There Is Something Seriously Wrong With That Platypus | 0 |
| 86 | 86. Power To The People | 0 |
| 87 | 87. Bonding Over Doing Your Hair | 0 |
| 88 | 88. Best Friend? More Like Best Menace | 0 |
| 89 | 89. Seven Flower Crowns Is A Very Reasonable Amount Of Flower Crowns | 0 |
| 90 | 90. Drake's Hoard Is The Worst Game In Existence | 0 |
| 91 | 91. Beating Each Other Up Is Great Conflict Resolution | 0 |
| 92 | 92. A Poor Platypus's Perspective | 0 |
| 93 | 93. The Time Has Come For Truth | 0 |
| 94 | 94. Pep-Talk For An Idiot | 0 |
| 95 | 95. Are You To Blame or Are You A Victim? | 0 |
| 96 | 96. Pillow Forts Heal The Heart | 0 |
| 97 | 97. Ominous Warnings Won't Ruin This Fun Outing | 0 |
| 98 | 98. Best Friends Threaten To Destroy Your Enemies At The Slightest Provocation | 0 |
| 99 | 99. 2 out of 2 Daughters Give The Thornewoods 0 out of 5 Stars | 0 |
| 100 | 100. Scheming is So Fun When You Have a Deserving Target | 0 |
| 101 | 101. The Calm Before The Extortion | 0 |
| 102 | 102. Cut Out The Rot To Make Way For The Future | 0 |
| 103 | 103. In Which Our Party Takes Over Arnold's House, Fights Some Hares, and Packs For The Capital | 0 |
| 104 | 104. Meadowyar's Harvest Festival Has 1001 Types of Food and Priscilla Tried Them All | 0 |
| 105 | 105. Gossips Love A Chance To Spill The Tea | 0 |
| 106 | 106. Learning About Evil Deer Makes Your Eggs Taste Bad | 0 |
| 107 | 107. Pin The Paw On The Plains Lion | 0 |
| 108 | 108. Bouncing Blossoms Are A Barrel of Fun | 0 |
| 109 | 109. By The End Of The Night, You Might Have A New Phobia | 0 |
| 110 | 110. There Is Definitely Something Strange Going On At Crystal Falls | 0 |
| 111 | 111. Illnyea's Top Three Most Hated Things: The Fens, Spiders, And Whatever The Heck This Monster Is | 0 |
| 112 | 112. Sob Stories That Tug At The Heartstrings And Fun Times Extorting A God | 0 |
| 113 | 113. A Most Disturbing Meat Puppet | 0 |
| 114 | 114. Behold The Incredible Power Of Irritating Things That Barely Know How To Speak | 0 |
| 115 | 115. The Elemental Learns The True Extent Of A Sister's Wrath | 0 |
| 116 | 116. Priscilla Wished Getting Answers Didn't Leave Her With 100 More Questions | 0 |
| 117 | 117. A Love So Pure You'd Die For It | 0 |
| 118 | 118. A Moment Of (Slightly Painful) Peace | 0 |
| 119 | 119. One Blight, Two Blight, Three Blight, Four! | 0 |
| 120 | 120. In Which Arnold Lectures This Group of Idiotic Children | 0 |
| 121 | 121. The Musings of the Fourth Wheel | 0 |
| 122 | 122. The Beauty of Pretending | 0 |
| 123 | 123. This Just In - Communicating With Your Friends Does In Fact Make You Feel Better | 0 |
| 124 | 124. Oh Deer, What A Mess | 0 |
| 125 | 125. Giving a Girl Fashion Advice Can Net You Unexpected Dividends | 0 |
| 126 | 126. It's a Given That Every Royal Family is a Dysfuntional Mess | 0 |
| 127 | 127. The Gang Puts Their Heads Together | 0 |
| 128 | 128. Behold Glinburn, The Capital of the Number One Colonialist Kavendash | 0 |
| 129 | 129. Illnyea Accidentally Gives These Artificers Too Much Of The Ol' Razzle Dazzle | 0 |
| 130 | 130. Meeting Mysterious Strangers by Moonlight | 0 |
| 131 | 131. Real Talk With A Priest Is The Closest You Can Get To Therapy In A Fantasy World | 0 |
| 132 | 132. Too Much For One World and Not Enough For The Other | 0 |
| 133 | 133. Time To Start Schmoozing With The Upper Crust | 0 |
| 134 | 134. The Art of Getting Snooty Nobles to Like You | 0 |
| 135 | 135. Turning Up The Country Boy Charm | 0 |
| 136 | 136. The More You Learn, The More You Realize Stopping An Assassination Is Harder Than It Sounds | 0 |
| 137 | 137. Mysterious Strangers Are Just As Alluring The Second Time You Meet Them | 0 |
| 138 | 138. Old Men Love To Speak Cryptically To Confuse The Youth | 0 |
| 139 | 139. To Be A Good Friend Is To Be Supportive and, At Other Times, To Heckle Them Mercilessly | 0 |
| 140 | 140. Basket Weaving Is Surprisingly Fun Way To Pass The Time | 0 |
| 141 | 141. Hey, Mr. Shade Father, Can You Please Be Cool? | 0 |
| 142 | 142. A Professional Rage Baiter Hones Her Craft | 0 |
| 143 | 143. Party Crashers Don't Care Much About Being Polite | 0 |
| 144 | 144. Yapping With Nobles Can Be Surprisingly Fun | 0 |
| 145 | 145. A Heart-Stopping Encounter | 0 |
| 146 | 146. Realizing You Were Almost Assassinated Is Horrible For The Ego | 0 |
| 147 | 147. Top Three Ways To Forget About Your Trauma: Smoke Some Fish, Eat Spicy Stew, And Beat People Up | 0 |
| 148 | 148. Sometimes The Answer You've Been Looking For Can Be Found In A Kitchen | 0 |
| 149 | 149. In Which One's Plotting Ensures A Drastically Altered Future | 0 |
| 150 | 150. Unexpected Acts of Kindness Never Fail To Stunlock Sulaiman | 0 |
| 151 | 151. Gods Save Us From Men Who Think They're Prettier Than They Are | 0 |
| 152 | 152. A Weapon Forged In Fire And Quenched In Blood | 0 |
| 153 | 153. Sometimes All You Need To Feel Better Is To Sniff A Stranger | 0 |
| 154 | 154. Besties Show Off Their Cool New Gear | 0 |
| 155 | 155. A Talk With Dear Ol' Papa | 0 |
| 156 | 156. Once Again, Priscilla's Hatred of Drake's Hoard is Justified | 0 |
| 157 | 157. An Unexpected Stowaway, the Abomination Mister Kerfuffle, and Flour | 0 |
| 158 | 158. And The MVP Of Fighting Off Assassins Is... | 0 |
| 159 | 159. A Platypus Would Never Lead You Astray | 0 |
| 160 | 160. Post-Assassination Debriefing Devolves Into Discussions About Monsters | 0 |
| 161 | 161. Conversations During Hair Cuts Can Get Surprisingly Deep | 0 |
| 162 | 162. Talking About Feelings? Nah, Let's Talk About Teleporting Instead | 0 |
| 163 | 163. There's A Lot Illnyea Would Do To Make A Pretty Girl Smile | 0 |
| 164 | 164. Praying For Others Is A Simple Way To Comfort Your Own Soul | 0 |
| 165 | 165. To Be Blessed Is To Be Known And To Be Known Is To Be Loved | 0 |
| 166 | 166. Sometimes A Young Whippersnapper Needs To Set An Old Man Straight | 0 |
| 167 | 167. The Very Riveting And Not At All Sarcastic Inner Monologue Of One Arnold Cihlar | 0 |
| 168 | 168. A Last Minute Make Over Does Wonders For A Girl's Confidence | 0 |
| 169 | 169. A Lady's Favor Is Not Given Lightly | 0 |
| 170 | 170. The Opening Ceremonies of the Equinarial Tournament | 0 |
| 171 | 171. Getting Information Out of Nobles Can Be Difficult as All They Want to do is Yap | 0 |
| 172 | 172. To Escape the Frying Pan, You Have To Throw Yourself Into The Fire | 0 |
| 173 | 173. Slow, Steady, and Deadly Wins The Race | 0 |
| 174 | 174. FFOF Club | 0 |
| 175 | 175. It’s Hard To Hide Things From A Healer’s Eyes | 0 |
| 176 | 176. A Giggly Gal Can Eviscerate A Man’s Ego | 0 |
| 177 | 177. A Little Sneakery Never Hurt Anyone | 0 |
| 178 | 178. After A Supremely Annoying Announcement, the Round of Sixteen Begins! | 0 |
| 179 | 179. He's Not a Strong, Silent Type, He's just a Judgy Chronic Overthinker | 0 |
| 180 | 180. Tick Tick Tock, Boom Goes The Clock | 0 |
| 181 | 181. What Do You Do When You Can No Longer Lie? Cry, Of Course | 0 |
| 182 | 182. Messy Realizations Makes A Girl Plan Out Regicide | 0 |
| 183 | 183. Tensions Rise When An Imbecile Speaks | 0 |
| 184 | 184. To Make A Foolish Decision In Darkness | 0 |
| 185 | 185. The Best Distraction From All Those Pesky Questions | 0 |
| 186 | 186. Teasing is a Dangerous Game Now You Can't Pretend To Be Unaffected | 0 |
| 187 | 187. Those Chairs Were Evil After All | 0 |
| 188 | 188. Silence That Lingers in the Mind | 0 |
| 189 | 189. Place Your Bets In Here Folks -- Who Will Become The Equinarial Tournament Champion? | 0 |
| 190 | 190. Gotta Go Fast | 0 |
| 191 | 191. The Beast Within | 0 |
| 192 | 192. To Break Up The Monotony of A Long Life, Take Up A Few Vices Like Gambling and Violence | 0 |
| 193 | 193. Waiting On A Miracle | 0 |
| 194 | 194. Schemes Would Be More Effective If They Weren't So Obvious | 0 |
| 195 | 195. Sometimes You Have to Wax Poetics About Your Friends to Slip In Secret Messages | 0 |
| 196 | 196. Wolves Cannot Help But Pack Bond With Worthy Warriors | 0 |
| 197 | 197. Distractions Come in All Shapes and Sizes, Some Pleasurable and Some Vexing | 0 |
| 198 | 198. A Semi-Final Match Wouldn't Be Complete Without Some Minor Mauling | 0 |
| 199 | 199. Three's A Crowd | 0 |
| 200 | 200. Making Plans for Revenge with a Platypus | 0 |
| 201 | 201. A Little Bit of Justified B & E | 0 |
| 202 | 202. To Harm a Book is an Unforgivable Sin | 0 |
| 203 | 203. An Infatuation Drives A Girl To Stupidity | 0 |
| 204 | 204. To Anoint Kings As Mister Kerfuffle's Successor | 0 |
| 205 | 205. Don't Break My Things | — |
| 206 | 206. Gifts of Cheese Earn a Snazzy New Nickname | — |
| 207 | 207. Last Minute Changes To Plans Makes No One Happy | — |
| 208 | 208. The Parasol | — |
| 209 | 209. A Maze Is No Fun Unless There's Killer Obstacles | — |
| 210 | 210. In Which Kavil Primarily Acts As A Backpack | — |
| 211 | 211. A Rainbow To Light A Bloody Battle | — |
| 212 | 212. Looting A Corpse For Noble Reasons | — |
| 213 | 213. What To Do When Your Options Are Certain Death and Prolonged, Painful Certain Death | — |
| 214 | 214. To Take A Calculated Risk (While Being Very Bad At Math) | — |
| 215 | 215. A Victor Crowned In Ash | — |