
by SaveTheCatSaveTheWorld
Isaac Abrahamson had a dream—or perhaps a fever dream. How else could he explain the strange screenplay that appeared overnight? Isaac has never written a script before and has no memory of writing this one, yet it’s in his handwriting. And why would he write a movie about a cat? He doesn’t even like cats! The plot thickens when Isaac spots the very same cat from his dream on a missing pet poster. Seeking answers, he embarks on a quest to find the lost feline, unaware that his search will turn his whole world upside down. Because this isn’t just any cat. This cat is the key to unraveling a cosmic conspiracy that stretches from the shadowy depths of Los Angeles’ Metro tunnels to the hills of Hollywood, and even to the stars beyond. It’s a race to find the cat and Isaac is up against a psychotic psychic, a ruthless movie producer, and a cabal of Nazi occultists. Time is running out, but help comes to Isaac from an unlikely pair of allies: a crass life coach with a penchant for chaos and the last scion of Christ. With every twist and turn in the mystery, Isaac realizes his cryptic screenplay is more than just a figment of his imagination. It’s a prophecy, one that will guide him on a mission to prevent the apocalypse. As fact and fiction collide, Isaac must confront a terrifying question: is he the author of his fate or merely an actor in someone else’s story? Either way, one thing is certain: if he can’t find this cat, it’s curtains for everyone.
| # | Title | Words |
|---|---|---|
| 0 | Chapter 1 - Isaac Goes to Therapy | 0 |
| 1 | Chapter 2 - Isaac has an unexpected guest | 0 |
| 2 | Chapter 3: Isaac seeks out a dead body | 0 |
| 3 | Chapter 4: Isaac looks for a missing cat | 0 |
| 4 | Chapter 5: Isaac sees a psychic | 0 |
| 5 | Chapter 6: Isaac meets Super Jesus | 0 |
| 6 | Chapter 7: Isaac covers up a hit-and-run | 0 |
| 7 | Chapter 8: Isaac has a job interview | 0 |
| 8 | Chapter 9: Isaac engages in some light trespassing | 0 |
| 9 | Chapter 10: Isaac receives an education in conspiracy theories | 0 |
| 10 | Chapter 11: Isaac's first day on the job at Fox studios | 0 |
| 11 | Chapter 12: Isaac meets Margot Robbie and grapples with quantum mechanics | 0 |
| 12 | Chapter 13: Isaac finds a dead body | 0 |
| 13 | Chapter 14: Isaac tries his hand at flirting | 0 |
| 14 | Chapter 15: Isaac undergoes mind control | 0 |
| 15 | Chapter 16: Isaac, the secret agent | 0 |
| 16 | Chapter 17: Isaac attends a ritual human sacrifice | 0 |
| 17 | Chapter 18: Isaac and the attack of the lizardmen | 0 |
| 18 | Chapter 19: Isaac quits the case | 0 |
| 19 | Chapter 20: Isaac falls victim to a kidnapping | 0 |
| 20 | Appendix | 0 |
| 21 | Chapter 21: Isaac meets the man of his dreams | 0 |
| 22 | Chapter 22: Isaac receives a writing assignment | 0 |
| 23 | Chapter 23: Isaac writes a shitty first draft | 0 |
| 24 | Chapter 24: Isaac suffers an identity crisis | 0 |
| 25 | Chapter 25: Isaac meets Super Jesus 2 | 0 |
| 26 | Chapter 26: Isaac and the attack of the cats | 0 |
| 27 | Chapter 27: Isaac escapes the Twin Towers | 0 |
| 28 | Chapter 28: Isaac and the last scion of Jesus Christ | 0 |
| 29 | Chapter 29: Isaac transcends space and time | 0 |
| 30 | Chapter 30: Isaac recruits Tupac Shakur to the cause | 0 |
| 31 | Chapter 31: Isaac witnesses a Miracle™ | 0 |
| 32 | Chapter 32: Isaac takes Margot Robbie hostage | 0 |
| 33 | Chapter 33: Isaac climaxes | 0 |
| 34 | Chapter 33 - Part 2: Isaac's climax continues | 0 |
| 35 | Chapter 33 - Part 3: Isaac's climax concludes | 0 |
| 36 | Epilogue: Isaac says goodbye | 0 |