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Leftover Apocalypse

Leftover Apocalypse

by Baron Fulmen

AdventureFantasyFemale LeadHigh FantasyMagic

Calliope Smith's eighteenth birthday wasn't going great, but at least getting yanked into a world of magic and monsters is a good way to ditch the police. Sure, people (and allergies, and magical accidents, and who knows what else) might be trying to kill her, but if the choice is between learning magic and going back to Earth she'll deal with almost dying all the time. Is she a chosen one? It would be an odd choice, considering she has to frequently remind herself to be a good person. Is this just an accident? The letter from a mysterious benefactor promising magic and cash would imply otherwise. This is a high fantasy adventure about an end of the world that happened, or didn't happen, or might happen. It's fine. Everything is fine. They already fixed it, it's not going to be a problem. Probably. It's also a story about trying to do the right thing while not really wanting to, and making friends when you're bad at it, and having fun despite being hunted by the goodguys and the badguys alike. It's a story about how everything is built on something else, and sometimes those things are broken. Updating 2-3 times a week, usually Monday / Wednesday / Friday.  Chapters are beefy at an average of 3,800 words. Things that might make you want to read (or not read) this story:  - The main character is a flawed hero, not an anti-hero; she's just someone who puts actual effort into being a good person because it doesn't come naturally to her.  - The main character is also a teenager in a new world.  She's naturally impulsive, and at many points in over her head.  If you're someone that cannot stand when a character occasionally makes a non-optimal or even kinda dumb choice in the heat of the moment, this isn't the story for you.  - On a related note, the main characters are significantly underpowered for the first ~50 chapters at least, though this is partly a story about getting cool magic and becoming more powerful - I'm just not in a rush about it.  - Whether or not this story contains any apocalypses would be a spoiler, but in terms of genre it is NOT a post-apocalyptic story.  - The story is realistic in the sense that it is not cartoonish, people act basically like actual people, the magic has some established rules and limits, etc.  But also it's high fantasy and shit gets pretty wild by the end. Content warnings:  Nothing too bad, honestly.  Some discussion of mental illness and bad/abusive parenting (primarily neglect and emotional abuse).  Injuries may be described in detail, but in a matter-of-fact way rather than with the goal of being gory or shocking.  Discussion of foster care / group homes (mainly just mention of them being a thing, and of various staff or government employees associated with them being unhelpful). People are captured and helpless in a scary situation multiple times.

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#TitleWordsFK GradeDialogueSSPVariation
1PRELUDE: Gotta Watch Out For Those Syntax Errors0----
2CHAPTER 001: About as Bad as a Day Can Get0----
3CHAPTER 002: Process of Elimination0----
4CHAPTER 003: Friendship May Be Magic, But in a More Literal Sense These Lights Actually Are Magic0----
5CHAPTER 004: Stabbing, Mauling, and Some Sonic the Hedgehog Porn0--
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6CHAPTER 005: Creature Comforts0----
7CHAPTER 006: Chapter... Ten?0----
8CHAPTER 007: You Only Live Twice0----
9CHAPTER 008: Dinner, Shopping, Headaches, and Rock Music0----
10CHAPTER 009: I'm Starting a Trope Collection0----
11CHAPTER 010: Best Foot Forward0----
12CHAPTER 011: Just So Many Bad Ideas0----
13CHAPTER 012: Windmills of Your Mind0----
14CHAPTER 013: One Question Answered, Twelve More Raised0----
15CHAPTER 014: Reality's First Draft0----
16CHAPTER 015: Stress Fractures0----
17CHAPTER 016: Stranger Danger0----
18CHAPTER 017: Illegal Loopholes0----
19BONUS: A Primer On Known Gifts0----
20CHAPTER 018: A Calm Before the Storm0----
21CHAPTER 019: A Nice Relaxing Morning0----
22CHAPTER 020: Smash and Grab0----
23CHAPTER 021: A Rock Solid Plan0----
24CHAPTER 022: You Son of a Bitch, I'm In0----
25CHAPTER 023: The Best Laid Plans0----
26CHAPTER 024: A Minor Detour0----
27CHAPTER 025: Self Reflection0----
28CHAPTER 026: On Being Normal0----
29CHAPTER 027: Trojan Potholes0----
30CHAPTER 028: Hilbert's Graveyard0----
31CHAPTER 029: More Things Calliope Doesn't Understand0----
32CHAPTER 030: The Easiest of All Things After It, and the Hardest of All Things Before It0----
33CHAPTER 031: Let Us Tarry For a While, and We Shall Be In Her Company0----
34CHAPTER 032: Surely Now Our Troubles Are Well Behind Us0----
35CHAPTER 033: It's All Uphill From Here0----
36CHAPTER 034: Lights in the Darkness0----
37CHAPTER 035: Safe Havens0----
38CHAPTER 036: It Was Probably Something She Ate0----
39CHAPTER 037: The Cross-Dimensional Piggyback Choke0----
40CHAPTER 038: Sucker Punch0----
41CHAPTER 039: A Bad Break0----
42CHAPTER 040: The Great Indoors0----
43CHAPTER 041: Two Teenage Protagonists Walk Into a Bar...0----
44CHAPTER 042: Horseshoes and Hand Grenades0----
45CHAPTER 043: Calliope Smith and the Forgotten Vault0----
46CHAPTER 044: More Magic0----
47CHAPTER 045: It's All Over But the Paperwork0----
48CHAPTER 046: Loose Ends0----
49INTERLUDE: Obscurus Opus0----
50INTERLUDE: A Correspondence0----
51CHAPTER 047: Application Layer DDoS0----
52CHAPTER 048: Method of Loci0----
53CHAPTER 049: We're All Mad Here0----
54CHAPTER 050: Questionable Financial Decisions0----
55CHAPTER 051: Even the Buddy System Can't Protect You Now0----
56CHAPTER 052: A Friend Will Help You Move...0----
57CHAPTER 053: Destiny's Extended Family0----
58CHAPTER 054: The Other Shoe0----
59CHAPTER 055: Memory Self Storage0----
60CHAPTER 056: Group Projects0----
61CHAPTER 057: Too Many Cooks0----
62CHAPTER 058: The Salmon of Doubt0----
63CHAPTER 059: Locating Allies0----
64CHAPTER 060: Chekhov Was The Doctor, You're Thinking of Chekhov's Monster0----
65CHAPTER 061: Cross-Referencing0----
66CHAPTER 062: So Maybe It Wasn't Something She Ate0----
67CHAPTER 063: Can't See The Jigsaw For The Pieces0----
68CHAPTER 064: Contingency Plans0----
69CHAPTER 065: Oh No, it's Just That They're Terribly Comfortable0----
70CHAPTER 066: A Lively Debate0----
71CHAPTER 067: An Appointment in Samarra0----
72CHAPTER 068: No Plan Survives Contact With the Enemy0----
73CHAPTER 069: Terms of Surrender0----
74CHAPTER 070: Look, I Promise I Mentioned It In Chapter Four0----
75CHAPTER 071: On The Other Hand, At Least You Have the Element of Surprise0----
76CHAPTER 072: We Can Rebuild Him; We Have the Technology0----
77CHAPTER 073: Terms and Conditions May Apply0----
78CHAPTER 074: Expert Consultations0----
79CHAPTER 075: Load Capacity Failure0----
80CHAPTER 076: Finally, Some Proper Research0----
81CHAPTER 077: Debriefing0----
82CHAPTER 078: Triangulation0----
83CHAPTER 079: Ties That Bind0----
84CHAPTER 080: [REDACTED] Runelighter and the Leftover Apocalypse0----
85CHAPTER 081: Before I Kill You, Mister Bond...0----
86CHAPTER 082: Give and Take0----
87CHAPTER 083: One More Deal0----
88CHAPTER 084: Gonna Fly Now0----
89CHAPTER 085: The All-Seeing Eye0----
90BONUS: Calliope's Notes on Her Development0----
91CHAPTER 086: Home Court Advantage0----
92CHAPTER 087: Threadcraft0----
93CHAPTER 088: Making Friends0----
94CHAPTER 089: Where The Heart Is0----
95CHAPTER 090: The Plural of 'Calliope'0----
96CHAPTER 091: Calliope Runelighter and the Big 'Ol Anticlimax0----
97CHAPTER 092: Concatenating0----
98CHAPTER 093: Emergency Exit0----
99CHAPTER 094: Momentum0----
100CHAPTER 095: The Only Way Out0----
101CHAPTER 096: Calliope Smith and the Armageddon Loom0----
102INTERLUDE: Intellectual Property0----
103INTERLUDE: Protagonist In Training0----
104CHAPTER 097: Gloves Off0----
105CHAPTER 098: Malicious Deaccessioning0----
106CHAPTER 099: Derailed Train of Thought0----
107CHAPTER 100: Altered Programming0----
108CHAPTER 101: Interference Theory0----
109CHAPTER 102: Katrin's Atmospheric Hammer0----
110CHAPTER 103: Terminal Velocity0----
111CHAPTER 104: Method Actor0----
112CHAPTER 105: Do it Yourself0----
113CHAPTER 106: Something of a Standoff0----
114CHAPTER 107: Sir Errod Runelighter0----
115CHAPTER 108: I Am Altering the Deal0----
116CHAPTER 109: Tindelus0----
117CHAPTER 110: Regrouping0----
118CHAPTER 111: Smorgasbord0----
119CHAPTER 112: Multitudinous Forms, Vertiginous Questions, and Extermination of Manifested Trauma0----
120CHAPTER 113: Thurl Ravenscroft Was Right0----
121CHAPTER 114: This is Going to Hurt Your Score on RateMyProfessors0----
122CHAPTER 115: Reaching Strangeward0----
123CHAPTER 116: The Rest of Your Mice0----
124CHAPTER 117: Secret Passages and Body Snatchers0----
125CHAPTER 118: Cliffhanger0----
126CHAPTER 119: Shaggy Dog0----
127CHAPTER 120: Reposession & Relaxation0----
128CHAPTER 121: Checking in on Some Side Characters0----
129CHAPTER 122: Same Old Same Old0----
130CHAPTER 123: Mama Carnage's Ethical Mercenaries0----
131CHAPTER 124: Clara Peller, Eat Your Heart Out0----
132CHAPTER 125: Random Encounter Table0----
133CHAPTER 126: Ode to the Tri-State Crematory0----
134CHAPTER 127: The Shorter List is Who Doesn't Want You Dead0----
135CHAPTER 128: Secret B Plots0----
136CHAPTER 129: Just When I Thought I Was Out, They Pull Me Back In0----
137CHAPTER 130: I Guess We're Doing This0----
138CHAPTER 131: Out-Maneuvered0----
139CHAPTER 132: Miscellaneous Details0----
140CHAPTER 133: The Worst Laid Plans0----
141CHAPTER 134: Ill Met By Moonlight0----
142CHAPTER 135: Hot Exit0----
143CHAPTER 136: Off to a Good Start0----
144CHAPTER 137: Hors d’œuvres, Entrée, Ligature, Dessert0----
145CHAPTER 138: Fundamentals of Chemistry, +1 vs Mean Girls0----
146CHAPTER 139: Turns Out She's Been Dead This Whole Time0----
147CHAPTER 140: Thief of Fate0----
148CHAPTER 141: I Thought It Was Your Turn To Watch Them0----
149CHAPTER 142: Creative Problem-Solving0----
150CHAPTER 143: Ducenta-Quadrāgintā-Quattuor-Pede, in Base Six0----
151CHAPTER 144: Filling in the Gaps0----
152CHAPTER 145: Equal and Opposite Reaction0----
153CHAPTER 146: Everyone Check Your Bingo Cards, Who Had This One0----
154CHAPTER 147: Fire in the Hole0----
155CHAPTER 148: The Temple of Convergence0----
156CHAPTER 149: They Say It Flashes Before Your Eyes0----
157CHAPTER 150: Calliope Smith and the Planar Lodestones0----
158INTERLUDE: Rumors of My Death Were Accurate, But I Got Better0----
159INTERLUDE: Here There Be Dragons0----
160CHAPTER 151: The Story So Far0----
161CHAPTER 152: Everything is Under Control0----
162CHAPTER 153: In the Words of Another Smith, Welcome to Earth0----
163CHAPTER 154: Buzzfeed Wants to Know if it Can Ask You A Really Weird Question0----
164CHAPTER 155: Something's Wrongo Here0----
165CHAPTER 156: Solving the Least Important Mystery So Far0----
166CHAPTER 157: If You Can Make it Here, as The Prophesy Foretold, You Can Make it Anywhere0----
167CHAPTER 158: Human Connections0----
168CHAPTER 159: Information Gathering0----
169CHAPTER 160: It's Nice To See Old Friends Again, Or Parts of Them Anyway0----
170CHAPTER 161: Punitive damages0----
171CHAPTER 162: Rockin' Roadway0----
172CHAPTER 163: Fishing For Answers0----
173CHAPTER 164: I Was Hoping For Free Breakfast or Something0----
174CHAPTER 165: I'm So Glad We Didn't Make A Big Scene at the Motel0----
175CHAPTER 166: I Knew I Shoulda Taken That Left Turn at Albuquerque0----
176CHAPTER 167: The Prequel's CliffsNotes0----
177CHAPTER 168: Discharge Against Medical Advice0----
178BONUS: A Mostly Complete Timeline of Events Revealed So Far0----
179CHAPTER 169: You'll Understand When You're Older0----
180CHAPTER 170: I Cast 'Redford's Analog Entry'0----
181CHAPTER 171: The Only Thing That Grows at the Top of Mount Neverest0----
182CHAPTER 172: Let's Meet Our Contenders for Big Bad Antagonist!0----
183CHAPTER 173: Hostile Takeover0----
184CHAPTER 174: Holiday Travel0----
185CHAPTER 175: Mid-Season Administrative Break0----
186CHAPTER 176: Nothing to Fear0----
187CHAPTER 177: It's Called a Phoropter, Just FYI0----
188CHAPTER 178: The Jangling of Fate's Keychain0----
189CHAPTER 179: Drama0----
190CHAPTER 180: Bloodshed0----
191CHAPTER 181: Chaos0----
192CHAPTER 182: The Same Thing We Do Every Night, Pinky0----
193CHAPTER 183: Loot Crate0----
194CHAPTER 184: Ender's Game But With Crocodiles0----
195CHAPTER 185: Happy New Year0----
196CHAPTER 186: Mors Ab Alto0----
197CHAPTER 187: Other People's Stories0----
198CHAPTER 188: That Was Then, This Is Now0----
199CHAPTER 189: The Boss-O-Matic, By Ronco!0----
200CHATER 190: Inheritor of the Eyes of Batasun0----
201CHAPTER 191: Ship of Spartacus0----
202CHAPTER 192: Leading by the Seat of Your Pants0----
203CHAPTER 193: The Redundancy Department of Redundancy0----
204CHAPTER 194: Plan C. No, D. Wait, E. F.0----
205CHAPTER 195: Battle Royale0----
206CHAPTER 196: Move Fast and Break Things0----
207CHAPTER 197: Calliope Smith and the Savior of Brinkmar0----
208CHAPTER 198: A Promise of Violence0----
209CHAPTER 199: Jake Ross and the Hero Factory0----
210INTERLUDE: War Room With a View0----
211INTERLUDE: So I Guess Those Are Real0----
212CHAPTER 200: Badges? Badges? We Don't Need No Stinking Badges!0----
213CHAPTER 201: Ancient History0----
214CHAPTER 202: The Curse Grinder0----
215CHAPTER 203: Processing0----
216CHAPTER 204: A Few Pieces Short of a Jigsaw0----
217CHAPTER 205: More Like Chapter 190.5 I Guess0----
218CHAPTER 206: Like a Lizard Shedding Its Tail0----
219CHAPTER 207: Spoiler Warning For Chrono Trigger0----
220CHAPTER 208: Memento0----
221CHAPTER 209: She's Sure as Hell There Today0----
222CHAPTER 210: That's Going to Look Pretty Strange on a Business Card0----
223CHAPTER 211: This is Fine0----
224CHAPTER 212: Reunions0----
225CHAPTER 213: Chekhov's Full Auto0----
226CHAPTER 214: At Least It's Not Primer0----
227CHAPTER 215: Brightroost0----
228CHAPTER 216: Career Day0----
229CHAPTER 217: Technically Still a Rescue Mission0----
230CHAPTER 218: The Enemy of My Enemy0----
231CHAPTER 219: The Friend of My Friend0----
232CHAPTER 220: Solving Some Tiny Little Insurmountable Problems0----
233CHAPTER 221: The More The Merrier0----
234CHAPTER 222: A Case of Mistaken Identity0----
235CHAPTER 223: Out of the Frying Pan0----
236CHAPTER 224: Clockthulhu0----
237CHAPTER 225: Magic and Hats0----
238CHAPTER 226: A Long Walk Down a Short Hallway0----
239CHAPTER 227: Special Delivery0----
240CHAPTER 228: Deja-Fu0----
241CHAPTER 229: They're... the Timeline is in Shambles...0----
242CHAPTER 230: Am I the Only One That's Nervous When Things Go Well?0----
243CHAPTER 231: A Casual Departure0----
244CHAPTER 232: Over-Correcting0----
245CHAPTER 233: An Air-Tight Alibi0----
246CHAPTER 234: Be a Beacon?0----
247CHAPTER 235: Cut Content0----
248CHAPTER 236: Information Security Breach0----
249CHAPTER 237: The Best Clubhouse in the Universe0----
250CHAPTER 238: A Bunch of Conversations0----
251CHAPTER 239: Last-Minute Edits0----
252CHAPTER 240: Chekhov's Historical Footnote0----
253CHAPTER 241: An Unscheduled but Predestined Stop0----
254CHAPTER 242: It's Not a Slaughterhouse, It's a Slaughterhome0----
255CHAPTER 243: Hurt0----
256CHAPTER 244: Family Stuff0----
257CHAPTER 245: Write Your Own Story0----
258CHAPTER 246: Once More Unto the Breach, Dear Friends0----
259CHAPTER 247: So Much For an Orderly Siege0----
260CHAPTER 248: Shoutout to My Boy Pyrrhus of Epirus0----
261CHAPTER 249: The New Way It's Always Been0----
262CHAPTER 250: Paradox, Inc.0----
263CHAPTER 251: Terrorism on an Impossible Scale0----
264CHAPTER 252: Calliope Smith and the Lever of Ages0----
265INTERLUDE: This Meeting Could Have Been a... Scroll, or Something0----
266INTERLUDE: Tell Yourself it's the Journey, Not the Destination0----
267CHAPTER 253: Just Like Making a Grocery List0----
268CHAPTER 254: Last Day of Summer Break0----
269CHAPTER 255: Accidents Happen All the Time Here0----
270CHAPTER 256: In Communist Russia, Stone Squeezes Blood From You0----
271CHAPTER 257: The Demon of Tarmestal0----
272CHAPTER 258: What Do You Mean Mines Aren't Fun to Work In?0----
273CHAPTER 259: One More Thing Before Relaxing0----
274CHAPTER 260: Ancestral Domain—----
275CHAPTER 261: Into Fairyland—----
276CHAPTER 262: Delivered Into a Den of Wolves—----
277CHAPTER 263: Just Another Boring Meeting—----
278CHAPTER 264: Planning, or a Lack Therof—----