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Havoc and the Cafeteria Queen [SCS (Stray Cat Strut) FF]

Havoc and the Cafeteria Queen [SCS (Stray Cat Strut) FF]

by Kenny Celican

Anti-Hero LeadArtificial IntelligenceComedyCyberpunkDystopia

This is in fact two stories set on opposite sides of a river in the SCS 'verse. On one side, a nameless old man sitting vigil for his dying wife gets caught in an Antithesis Incursion and takes the opportunity to put decades of studying the Anarchist's Cookbook to good use. On the other side, a young woman out for a jog on a sunny day winds up defeating a Model Four in the least likely way possible. [The Havoc, Get a Grip, and Spatulas chapters were entries in the 2024 SCS FF Contest][The Havoc chapter was a winner in the 2024 SCS FF Contest!] What to expect: HavocGrim humorGender Fluid Old Farts becoming Actual Sentient FluidConflation of Personas between SpousesExploration of what it means to be human in an increasingly Transhuman / Posthuman worldSapient Gray Goo vs. non-Sapient PlantsBoom. Lots of boom.What to expect: Cafeteria QueenHumor; far less grim. Possibly even flippant.Slice of LifeTower Cafeteria Defense Special Thanks to RavensDagger for giving me permission to light up the Patreon and Paypal links! You rock!

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#TitleWordsFK GradeDialogueSSPVariation
1Chapter 1: nameless 1.0: Havoc0----
2Chapter 2: Jackie 1.0: Get a Grip0----
3Chapter 3: Jackie 1.1: Spatulas0----
4Chapter 4: nameless 1.1: Discussions0----
5Chapter 5: nameless 1.2: Decisions0----
6Chapter 6: Jackie 1.2: Dinner Plans0----
7Chapter 7: Jackie 1.3: Füd Bärs0----
8Chapter 8: Jackie 1.4: Tower? Cafeteria! Defense0----
9Chapter 9: Jackie 1.5: Makeshift0----
10Chapter 10: Jackie 1.6: Turrets0----
11Chapter 11: Jackie 1.7: Peanut Butter Jelly Time0----
12Chapter 12: nameless 1.3: Dreaming0----
13Chapter 13: nameless 1.4: Drilling0----
14Chapter 14: nameless 1.5: Destruction0----
15Chapter 15: Jackie 1.8: Zero Tolerance Bullying Policy0----
16Chapter 16: nameless 1.6: Deworming0----
17Chapter 17: nameless 1.7: Deoptimization0----
18Chapter 18: Jackie 1.9: Bottomless Stew0----
19Chapter 19: nameless 1.8: Deluge0----
20Chapter 20: nameless 1.9: Descent0----
21Chapter 21: nameless 1.10: Disappointment0----
22Chapter 22: nameless 1.11: Design0----
23Chapter 23: nameless 1.12: Deception0----
24Chapter 24: nameless 1.13: Dakka0----
25Chapter 25: Jackie 1.10: Oral Report0----
26Chapter 26: Jackie 1.11: Cheese Slicer0----
27Chapter 27: Jackie 1.12: Maître D’—----