
by Brandon Salazar
TLDR: Weeb Girl Evolution: What if Heaven was a video game? What to Expect: It's a full journey weak-to-strong slice-of-life epic cozy action LitRPG what where the MC has literal anime powers and I try to present and subvert as many red flags as I can. Standard Blurb: Jessie was just your normal everyday antisocial nihilistic teenage anime nerd sociopath with a bright future ahead of her. But then she died. Before that, she figured something out. An explanation. One that technically works if you ignore all biological, technological, and architectural limitations, not to mention common sense. But she hadn't learned about those yet. And they're of no concern to Heaven. Whenever a soul accepts its invitation recognizing a heroic death, the self-sustaining dyson sphere absorbs their current body's memories into itself. If new information is encountered, Heaven will often add or modify something about itself to compensate. Naturally, any soul that inspires such a change will gain priority access to the result. Which is how Jessie finds herself spawning into Heaven as an Anime Swordsman. Has she ever actually held a sword before? No. Is she willing to take instruction? [ PROFANITY REDACTED ] no. Is that going to stop her? [ PROFANITY REDACTED ] no! Instead, she'll abuse the [ PROFANITY REDACTED ] out of it to rise to the top. To do what so many have tried before. Are still trying today. To enter the tournament to enter the tournament to enter the tournament to invite to heaven the one she died to save. Only one team of eight can claim the ultimate prize every four years. With thousands of times more newly immortal Heroes arriving by the second, can she ever hope to surpass them all? RAFO Without Further Ado, Brandon Salazar, The Second Cousin Twice Removed of American LitRPG brings you... A progress bar! Trilogy : The Anime Club : 24.4% Book 1 : Time to Breathe : 84.0% Part 1 : The Journey : 100% Part 2 : The Destination : 100% Part 3 : The Path : 100% Part 4 : The Tournament : 56.0% Book 2 : Space to Grow : 0.0% Book 3 : Matter to Settle : 0.0%
| # | Title | Words |
|---|---|---|
| 0 | 1.00 - Future Robert - Day 434 : The Crimson [PROFANITY REDACTED] | 0 |
| 1 | 1.01 - Past Stephanie - Hour -4 : Jump? | 0 |
| 2 | 1.02 - Present Jessie - Day 5 : Spawncamper | 0 |
| 3 | 1.03 - Present Jessie - Day 5 : Fatal Attraction | 0 |
| 4 | 1.04 - Present Jessie - Day 6 : Principals | 0 |
| 5 | 1.05 - Present Jessie - Day 6 : Errands | 0 |
| 6 | 1.06 - Present Jessie - Day 6 : Spiders | 0 |
| 7 | 1.07 - Past Jameson - Hour -4 : Jump! | 0 |
| 8 | 1.08 - Present Jessie - Day 7 : Chat | 0 |
| 9 | 1.09 - Present Jessie - Day 7 : Forespoken | 0 |
| 10 | 1.10 - Present Jessie - Day 8 : It's Over | 0 |
| 11 | 1.11 - Past You - Day -784,948,574 : Cubetree | 0 |
| 12 | 1.12 - Present Oneshot - Day 8 : Red Rover | 0 |
| 13 | 1.13 - Present Jessie - Day 9 : Moreover | 0 |
| 14 | 1.14 - Present Jessie - Day 10 : Ton of Bricks | 0 |
| 15 | 1.15 - Past Tier-5 Mind - Day -784,948,574 : Prompt | 0 |
| 16 | 1.16 - Present PEN - Day 12 : Blue Pill | 0 |
| 17 | 1.17 - Past Jameson - Hour -2 : Loot | 0 |
| 18 | 1.18 - Present Mich - Day 13 : Breakfast | 0 |
| 19 | 1.19 - Present Jessie - Day 16 : Level Design | 0 |
| 20 | 1.20 - Present Jessie - Day 18 : Nighttime Practice | 0 |
| 21 | 1.21 - Present Jessie - Day 21 : Sidequests | 0 |
| 22 | 1.22 - Past Tier-1 Mind - Day -784,948,574 : Timer | 0 |
| 23 | 1.23 - Present PEN - Day 23 : Options | 0 |
| 24 | 1.24 - Present Jessie - Day 26 : Griefer | 0 |
| 25 | 1.25 - Present Jessie - Day 29 : Ew | 0 |
| 26 | 1.26 - Present PEN - Day 37 : Priorities | 0 |
| 27 | 1.27 - Present PEN - Day 46 : Commune | 0 |
| 28 | 1.28 - Past Jameson - Hour 0 : Goodbye | 0 |
| 29 | 1.29 - Present Mich - Day 49 : Lunch | 0 |
| 30 | 1.30 - Present Jessie - Day 50 : Breathe | 0 |
| 31 | 1.31 - Present Jessie - Day 50 : Technical Difficulties | 0 |
| 32 | 1.32 - Present Jessie - Day 52 : Adapt | 0 |
| 33 | 1.33 - Present Jessie - Day 58 : Depth Perception | 0 |
| 34 | 1.34 - Present PEN - Day 60 : Monk | 0 |
| 35 | 1.35 - Present Jessie - Day 69 : Not Nice | 0 |
| 36 | 1.36 - Present Jessie - Day 70 : Ways to Die | 0 |
| 37 | 1.37 - Present PEN - Day 77 : LFG | 0 |
| 38 | 1.38 - Present Jessie - Day 84 : Charge | 0 |
| 39 | 1.39 - Present PEN - Day 91 : Newbies | 0 |
| 40 | 1.40 - Present Jessie - Day 96 : Footprints | 0 |
| 41 | 1.41 - Present PEN - Day 100 : The Town | 0 |
| 42 | 1.42 - Present Jessie - Day 109 : Rats | 0 |
| 43 | 1.43 - Present PEN - Day 117 : Retirement | 0 |
| 44 | 1.44 - Present Jessie - Day 123 : Reach | 0 |
| 45 | 1.45 - Present Jessie - Day 127 : Legend | 0 |
| 46 | 1.46 - Past Jameson - Hour 0 : Justice | 0 |
| 47 | 1.47 - Present Mich - Day 128 : Dinner | 0 |
| 48 | 1.48 - Past Frank Sr. - Hour 0 : Just Ice | 0 |
| 49 | 2.0X - Past Jessica - Day 1 : Choice | 0 |
| 50 | 2.XX - Past Jessica - Day 4 : Race | 0 |
| 51 | 2.01 - Present Jessie - Day 129 : Myth | 0 |
| 52 | 2.02 - Present Jessie - Day 130 : Sightseeing | 0 |
| 53 | 2.03 - Past Jessica - Hour -9 : That Day | 0 |
| 54 | 2.04 - Present Mich - Day 131 : New Horizons | 0 |
| 55 | 2.05 - Present Jessie - Day 132 : Bullies | 0 |
| 56 | 2.06 - Present Jessie - Day 139 : Adulting | 0 |
| 57 | 2.07 - Past Jessica - Hour -4 : [PROFANITY REDACTED] | 0 |
| 58 | 2.08 - Present PEN - Day 145 : Opening Salvo | 0 |
| 59 | 2.09 - Present Jessie - Day 148 : Mean Girls | 0 |
| 60 | 2.10 - Present PEN - Day 153 : Homing | 0 |
| 61 | 2.11 - Present Jessie - Day 158 : Maturity | 0 |
| 62 | 2.12 - Past Jessica - Hour -4 : Agents | 0 |
| 63 | 2.13 - Present Mich - Day 160 : Bossfight | 0 |
| 64 | 2.14 - Present PEN - Day 162 : Fist Pump | 0 |
| 65 | 2.15 - Present PEN - Day 169 : Juiced Ahead | 0 |
| 66 | 2.16 - Present Jessie - Day 173 : Closure | 0 |
| 67 | 2.17 - Past Jessica - Hour -4 : Operation Perv Escape | 0 |
| 68 | 2.18 - Present Mich - Day 176 : Trap | 0 |
| 69 | 2.19 - Present PEN - Day 177 : Risky Business | 0 |
| 70 | 2.20 - Present Rod - Day 181 : Observer | 0 |
| 71 | 2.21 - Present PEN - Day 185 : Big O Notation | 0 |
| 72 | 2.22 - Past Jessica - Hour -3 : Charlie | 0 |
| 73 | 2.23 - Present Rod - Day 195 : Bad Writing | 0 |
| 74 | 2.24 - Present Red - Day 206 : Stalker | 0 |
| 75 | 2.25 - Past Jessica - Hour -3 : Operation Princess Rescue | 0 |
| 76 | 2.26 - Present Crimson [PROFANITY REDACTED] - Day 217 : Final Four | 0 |
| 77 | 2.27 - Past Jessica - Hour 0 : Hello | 0 |
| 78 | 2.28 - Present Oneshot - Day 233 : Hunted | 0 |
| 79 | 2.29 - Present Crimson [PROFANITY REDACTED] - Day 233 : Hunter | 0 |
| 80 | 2.30 - Present Mich - Day 233 : Witness | 0 |
| 81 | 2.31 - Past Jessica - Hour 0 : Immortalia Online | 0 |
| 82 | 2.32 - Present The Crimson [Profanity Redacted] - Day 234 : Escort | 0 |
| 83 | 2.33 - Present Mich - Day 234 : Worried | 0 |
| 84 | 2.34 - Present Oneshot - Day 234 : Respawn | 0 |
| 85 | 2.35 - Present Mich - Day 235 : Straws | 0 |
| 86 | 2.36 - Past Jessica - Hour 0 : Squeeze | 0 |
| 87 | 2.37 - Present Jessie - Day 241 : Coping | 0 |
| 88 | 2.38 - Present Mich - Day 248 : Blessed | 0 |
| 89 | 2.39 - Present Jessie - Day 252 : Citrus | 0 |
| 90 | 2.40 - Present PEN - Day 253 : Weebs | 0 |
| 91 | 2.41 - Present Jessie - Day 254 : Fork | 0 |
| 92 | 3.0X - Past Jessica - Day 4 : Appearance | 0 |
| 93 | 3.XX - Past Jessica - Day 4 : C.R.L.A.A.F.S.T.S. | 0 |
| 94 | 3.01 - Present Jessie - Day 257 : Destination Before Journey | 0 |
| 95 | 3.02 - Present Jessie - Day 259 : Fulgora | 0 |
| 96 | 3.03 - Past Michael - Hour -6 : Briefing | 0 |
| 97 | 3.04 - Present Mich - Day 260 : Sellout | 0 |
| 98 | 3.05 - Present Jessie - Day 261 : Attunement | 0 |
| 99 | 3.06 - Present Jessie - Day 263 : Dregs | 0 |
| 100 | 3.07 - Present Jessie - Day 266 : Shakedown | 0 |
| 101 | 3.08 - Present Jessie - Day 272 : Edge | 0 |
| 102 | 3.09 - Present Jessie - Day 281 : Smuggling | 0 |
| 103 | 3.10 - Past Michael - Hour -4 : Contraband | 0 |
| 104 | 3.11 - Present PEN - Day 290 : Re:Monk | 0 |
| 105 | 3.12 - Present Jessie - Day 294 : Commitment Issues | 0 |
| 106 | 3.13 - Present Jessie - Day 300 : Tethers | 0 |
| 107 | 3.14 - Present Jessie - Day 302 : Supply and Demand | 0 |
| 108 | 3.15 - Past Michael - Hour -1 : Plan B | 0 |
| 109 | 3.16 - Present Mich - Day 306 : Meetup | 0 |
| 110 | 3.17 - Present Jessie - Day 311 : True Prophet | 0 |
| 111 | 3.18 - Present Jessie - Day 318 : Wall | 0 |
| 112 | 3.19 - Present Jessie - Day 322 : Ceiling | 0 |
| 113 | 3.20 - Past Michael - Hour 0 : Injustice | 0 |
| 114 | 3.21 - Present Mich - Day 325 : True Profit | 0 |
| 115 | 3.22 - Present Jessie - Day 329 : Crazy | 0 |
| 116 | 3.23 - Present Jessie - Day 333 : Applause | 0 |
| 117 | 3.24 - Past Mich - Day 1 : Spawncampers | 0 |
| 118 | 3.25 - Present Mich - Day 339 : Friends | 0 |
| 119 | 3.26 - Present Jessie - Day 345 : Exclusivity | 0 |
| 120 | 3.27 - Past Mich - Day 3 : Flood | 0 |
| 121 | 3.28 - Present Mich - Day 350 : Coupon | 0 |
| 122 | 3.29 - Present PEN - Day 355 : No Guts, No Glory | 0 |
| 123 | 3.30 - Present Jessie - Day 362 : Snooze | 0 |
| 124 | 3.31 - Past Mich - Day 4 : GON | 0 |
| 125 | 3.32 - Present PEN - Day 367 : Collusion | 0 |
| 126 | 3.33 - Present Jessie - Day 372 : Hounded | 0 |
| 127 | 3.34 - Present Jessie - Day 377 : Encore | 0 |
| 128 | 3.35 - Past Mich - Day 5 : Full Circle | 0 |
| 129 | 3.36 - Present Mich - Day 381 : No Pain, No Gain | 0 |
| 130 | 3.37 - Present Jessie - Day 383 : What Goes Around | 0 |
| 131 | 4.0X - Past Jessica - Day 4 : S.T.A.T.s | 0 |
| 132 | 4.XX - Past Jessica - Day 4 : Name | 0 |
| 133 | 4.01 - Future Sequia - Day 401 : Road Roller | 0 |
| 134 | 4.02 - Present Jessie - Day 387 : Reception | 0 |
| 135 | 4.03 - Future Azure - Day 401 : Lasers | 0 |
| 136 | 4.04 - Present PEN - Day 399 : Briefing | 0 |
| 137 | 4.05 - Present Jessie - Day 401 : The Oneshot Killers vs The Surge Kingdom | 0 |
| 138 | 4.06 - Present Mich - Day 401 : Team Rocket vs The Party Crashers | 0 |
| 139 | 4.07 - Present PEN - Day 401 : The Anime Club vs The Fire Nation | 0 |
| 140 | 4.08 - Future Planter - Day 409 : Inevitable | 0 |
| 141 | 4.09 - Present Jessie - Day 403 : Mugged | 0 |
| 142 | 4.10 - Future F-Bomb - Day 409 : Spanked | 0 |
| 143 | 4.11 - Present PEN - Day 405 : Warning | 0 |
| 144 | 4.12 - Present Jessie - Day 409 : The Oneshot Killers vs Team Rocket | 0 |
| 145 | 4.13 - Present PEN - Day 409 : The Anime Club vs The Quake Kingdom | 0 |
| 146 | 4.14 - Present Jessie - Day 412 : Fifteen Minutes | 0 |
| 147 | 4.15 - Present Jessie - Day 417 : The Oneshot Killers vs The Anime Club | 0 |
| 148 | 4.16 - Future Aeolian - Day 425 : Uncooperative | 0 |
| 149 | 4.17 - Present Jessie - Day 418 : Invite | 0 |
| 150 | 4.18 - Present Mich - Day 418 : Coincidence | 0 |
| 151 | 4.19 - Present Jessie - Day 418 : Trapped | 0 |
| 152 | 4.20 - Present Oneshot - Day 420 : Hot Box | 0 |
| 153 | 4.21 - Present Mich - Day 420 : Blunt | 0 |
| 154 | 4.22 - Present Jessie - Day 420 : Joint | 0 |
| 155 | 4.23 - Future Scirocco - Day 425 : Stomped | 0 |
| 156 | 4.24 - Present Jessie - Day 421 : Welcome | 0 |
| 157 | 4.25 - Present Jessie - Day 423 : All In | 0 |
| 158 | 4.26 - Present PEN - Day 425 : The Gale Kingdom vs The Anime Club | 0 |
| 159 | 4.27 - Present Jessie - Day 425 : The Anime Club vs The Gale Kingdom | 0 |
| 160 | 4.28 - Present PEN - Day 426 : Shorthanded | 0 |
| 161 | 4.29 - Present Mich - Day 426 : Mommy Issues | 0 |
| 162 | 4.30 - Present PEN - Day 426 : Start | 0 |
| 163 | 4.31 - Future Hoid - Day 434 : Nuked | 0 |
| 164 | 4.32 - Present Mich - Day 430 : Middle | 0 |
| 165 | 4.33 - Present Jessie - Day 431 : Troubleshooting | 0 |
| 166 | 4.34 - Present Jessie - Day 433 : The Anime Club vs The Archive | 0 |
| 167 | 4.35 - Future Lily - Day 441 : Mirrors | 0 |
| 168 | 4.36 - Present PEN - Day 436 : End | 0 |
| 169 | 4.37 - Future Symbia - Day 441 : Beam | 0 |
| 170 | 4.38 - Present Mich - Day 437 : Found Family | 0 |
| 171 | 4.39 - Present Jessie - Day 441 : The Void Kingdom vs The Anime Club | 0 |
| 172 | 4.40 - Present Mich - Day 441 : The Anime Club vs The Void Kingdom | 0 |