
by Spookyspackles
Author is on indefinite hiatus SATIRE / ADVENTURE / GRIMDARK - Act 1: The Spinner COMPLETE After accidentally stabbing a hero to death, Sariel becomes a victim of cancel culture. Join her as the Heroguard tries to cancel her, along with the hostages friends she collects along the way! When a feral village witch pulls a fast one, Corian the one hit wonder is retired from life. But the Heroguard doesn't discriminate, especially when nepotism is involved. The temperamental recruit is re-employed by the family necromancer as a creature of undeath, with a mission to track a demon of fire and rot. See chapter log for synopsis on other acts. Style- Starts off as slice of grimdark? Or slice of life (if ur life is terrible ig, - I'm not judging). Moves to higher stakes in the second half of act 1.- Multiple MCs - all events unfold in chronological order, and everything happens for a reason. Warnings- Some indirect graphic violence- Undead munchies- Terrible parenting- People who think the world is flat- Corian said the f word once (and will get stabbed for it)- People cooking- Witches getting stoned - among other 15th and 18th century inspired recreational activities
| # | Title | Words |
|---|---|---|
| 0 | Act 1.0. The Black Witch and the Hero | 0 |
| 1 | Act 1.1. Maddison the Mercenary | 0 |
| 2 | Act 1.2. The Lit Village | 0 |
| 3 | Act 1.3. Family Dynamics | 0 |
| 4 | Act 1.4. The Flat Worlder's Society | 0 |
| 5 | Act 1.5. Building Bridges | 0 |
| 6 | Act 1.6. Don't Let the Bed Bugs Bite | 0 |
| 7 | Act 1.7. The Interview | 0 |
| 8 | Act 1.8. Dietary Restrictions | 0 |
| 9 | Act 1.9. Hit the Road | 0 |
| 10 | Act 1.10. Enter: The... Villains? | 0 |
| 11 | Act 1.11. Junk Mail | 0 |
| 12 | Act 1.12. Parting is Such Sweet Sorrow - Minus the Sorrow | 0 |
| 13 | Act 1.13. The Fairytale Forest | 0 |
| 14 | Act 1.14. The Warlock the Witch and the... Wait | 0 |
| 15 | Act 1.15. It's Time for Dinner Deer | 0 |
| 16 | Act 1.16. The Klare Blume | 0 |
| 17 | Act 1.17. Whoopsie Daisy | 0 |
| 18 | Act 1.18. A Silent Cry For Help | 0 |
| 19 | At 1.19. A Well Earned Nap | 0 |
| 20 | Act 1.20. Hangman | 0 |
| 21 | Act 1.21. A Strange Sense of Unity | 0 |
| 22 | Act 1.22. The Blacksmith | 0 |
| 23 | Act 1.23. Knock Knock | 0 |
| 24 | Act 1.24. Cindy The Bun Maker | 0 |
| 25 | Act 1.25. Scripted Chatter | 0 |
| 26 | Act 1.26. Forgotten Treasures | 0 |
| 27 | Act 1.27. Endris Grey | 0 |
| 28 | Act 1.28. Oh Great | 0 |
| 29 | Act 1.29. Sweet Dreams | 0 |
| 30 | Act 1.30. Do You Remember? | 0 |
| 31 | Act 1.31. A Morning Snack | 0 |
| 32 | Act 1.32. A Night to Remember | 0 |
| 33 | Act 1.33. Justin Time | 0 |
| 34 | Act 1.34. A Man of Science | 0 |
| 35 | Act 1.35. Red Light | 0 |
| 36 | Act 1.36. Sajus and the Great Gorgonzola | 0 |
| 37 | Act 1.37. The Honey and the Fly | 0 |
| 38 | Act 1.38. The Cutscene | 0 |
| 39 | Act 1.39. Professional Standards | 0 |
| 40 | Act 1.40. The Henchman | 0 |
| 41 | Act 1.41. Fire on Fire | 0 |
| 42 | Act 1.42. A Sitting Duck | 0 |
| 43 | Act 1.43. The Beast | 0 |
| 44 | Act 1.44. Phase Two | 0 |
| 45 | Act 1.45. The Corrupted | 0 |
| 46 | Act 1.46. The Mastermind | 0 |
| 47 | Act 1.47. How Quietly Can You Scream? | 0 |
| 48 | Act 1.48. Theatre Etiquette | 0 |
| 49 | Act 1.49. Caged Bird | 0 |
| 50 | Act 1.50. What Rhymes with Rider? | 0 |
| 51 | Act 1.51. Don't Look Now | 0 |
| 52 | Act 1.52. A Taste of Home | 0 |
| 53 | Act 1.53. Parental Guidance | 0 |
| 54 | Act 1.54. Remote Chaos | 0 |
| 55 | Act 1.55. I've Got Eight Problems and a Spider is One | 0 |
| 56 | Act 1.56. Here Come the Cavalry | 0 |
| 57 | Act 1.57. The White Knight Caleb | 0 |
| 58 | Act 1.58. A Rope of Stars | 0 |
| 59 | Act 1.59. The Demon of Rot | 0 |
| 60 | Act 1.60. What Did You See? | 0 |
| 61 | Act 1.61. Unconditionally | 0 |
| 62 | Act 1.62. Good Job Sock Puppet | 0 |
| 63 | Act 1.63. Cliffhanger | 0 |
| 64 | Act 1.64. The Personification of Evil | 0 |
| 65 | Act 1.65. I Remember | 0 |
| 66 | Act 1 - Epilogue | 0 |
| 67 | TRASH Act 2 - The Living Shadow | 0 |
| 68 | Character List (Updated as of 1/17/2026) | 0 |
| 69 | Act 2.0. The Wind | 0 |
| 70 | Act 2.1 What is a Friend But An Enemy You Kept Too Close? | 0 |
| 71 | Act 2.2. Bad Company | 0 |
| 72 | Act 2.3. Timeout | 0 |
| 73 | Act 2.4. The Perfect Day | 0 |
| 74 | Act 2.5. After | 0 |
| 75 | Act 2.6. A Crown of Strings | 0 |
| 76 | Act 2.7. An Unknown Foe | 0 |
| 77 | Act 2.8 Family Matters | 0 |
| 78 | Act 2.9. Good Grief | 0 |
| 79 | Act 2.10. The Queen of Cages | 0 |
| 80 | Act 2.11. Murder in the Air | 0 |
| 81 | Act 2.12 The Company We Choose | 0 |
| 82 | 2.13 Eye Spy | 0 |
| 83 | 2.14 A Gravestone and a Celebration | 0 |
| 84 | 2.15 Who Goes There? | 0 |
| 85 | Act 2.16 In Open Matrimony | 0 |
| 86 | Act 2.17 The Whispering Woods | 0 |
| 87 | Act 2.18 The Endangered Supernaturals Protection Agency | 0 |
| 88 | Act 2.19 Happy Hell's Day! | 0 |
| 89 | Act 2.20 A Fashionable Request | 0 |
| 90 | Act 2.21 Worth a Thought | 0 |
| 91 | 2.22 A Big and Beautiful Matter of Great Importance | 0 |
| 92 | Act 2.23 Will You Be My Friend? | 0 |
| 93 | Act 2.24 The Ghoul and the Hound | 0 |
| 94 | Act 2.25 Two Degrees of Separation | 0 |
| 95 | Act 2.26 Sink or Swim | 0 |
| 96 | Act 2.27 The Sword in the Stone | 0 |
| 97 | Act 2.28 Tricky Business | 0 |
| 98 | Act 2.29 The Silent Theatre | 0 |
| 99 | Act 2.30 It's Just a Scratch | 0 |
| 100 | Act 2.31 Lovlos | 0 |
| 101 | Act 2.32 A Kwik Chat | 0 |
| 102 | Act 2.33 Two Birds | 0 |
| 103 | Act 2.34 The Crow Mother | 0 |
| 104 | Act 2.35 A Shadow’s Favour | 0 |
| 105 | Act 2.36 Nightlight | 0 |
| 106 | Act 2.37 Bear With Me | 0 |