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A Bioweapon's Rhapsody [Stubbing... Soon... November-ish]

A Bioweapon's Rhapsody [Stubbing... Soon... November-ish]

by Alexanders (Katsu)

AdventureArtificial IntelligenceComedyCraftingFantasy
Shadow rank ~#193 in Comedy↓28

["Subject P4, enter the combat testing area."] That was my life, four white smooth walls in a small room where I could sleep... A gigantic metallic door that only opened to a thirty by thirty adjacent room where I would fight or solve logic puzzles, and the occasional time attack race. If I managed to defeat my enemies in combat tests I got to eat and integrate their designs, if not I would get slurry nutrient paste instead. That was until after a combat test I managed to [Trigger] the generation of a Mana Core and got away with it, that opened my world...[The System] gave me the tools to fight my way to freedom. Now I only need to make sure I can keep this [Freedom] and carry on the only thing I left in my [Core] after escaping...The prime directives that were useful in my survival. [Eat, Grow, Evolve]  This is my love story to [Super Minion], I really liked the idea of a bio weapon discovering the world at large in a world with superpowers, so I tried to write one about it. The schedule should be Tuesday - Thursday - Saturday... Central Time at 13:15 Warnings:There may be depictions of gore at some point (MC isn't human and does not have qualms about eating people...Nor things), as it does not have the same moral compass as a normal human, I did put the flag for gore, and sensitive content as my MC may toy with those things in the future... If I do not end up using that I will remove the sensitive content flag.  But most than likely that will stay. And the final warning, English isn't my mother language, so bear with me, please. PS: This series I only post it in three places. 1- Royalroad (The place you are currently reading) 2- Scribble hub. 3- Patreon Any other place you find it, it was not posted by me and it isn't an authorized place to be. Reddit Rank Verification

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#TitleWordsFK GradeDialogueSSPVariation
1Chapter 1: First Encounter.0----
2Chapter 2: Sub Core creation.0----
3Chapter 3: Legs, how do they work?0----
4Chapter 4: John Williams isn’t paid enough for this.0----
5Chapter 5: Lieutenant, that is not how it's done....0----
6Chapter 6: Awake!0----
7Chapter 7: Starting the preparations.0----
8Chapter 8: Of tunnels and walls.0----
9Chapter 9: The room0----
10Chapter 10: Of the cruelty of [Humans]0----
11Chapter 11: The Bathroom chapter0----
12Chapter 12: About Names and Anime0----
13Chapter 13: Subject P8 - Variant B, Code Name 8UN1350----
14Chapter 14: A Teacher's struggles0----
15Chapter 15: The great escape!0----
16Chapter 16: About [Humans], [Powers] and Beetles0----
17Chapter 17: About Cores0----
18Chapter 18: About [Elders] and their power.0----
19Chapter 19: I'm not crying, you are crying!0----
20Chapter 20: There is [Truth] and there are [Books]...0----
21Chapter 21: Learning to read, both words and the circumstances0----
22Chapter 22: CURSE YOU KIDNEYS!0----
23Chapter 23: Does an Alexa dream of electrical sheep?0----
24Chapter 24: The Induction starts!0----
25Chapter 25: Answers, we need answers!0----
26Chapter 26: We finally got answers!0----
27Chapter 27: We did it!0----
28Chapter 28: The Fairy Team0----
29Chapter 29: Are my nanites a problem?0----
30Chapter 30: A meeting between old friends(Nemesis)0----
31Chapter 31: Alexa gets her first normal outfit! ....sort of normal.0----
32Chapter 32: Alexa Returns! For a few seconds anyway, not that she had left....0----
33Chapter 33: So Alexa was a plural entity now? Did that make her Alexas? That sounded...weird.0----
34Interlude: Eleanore - Meeting Alexa and how that went...I need a drink.0----
35Chapter 34: WE GOT THE MOST GLORIOUS [NAME] OF ALL!! ALL HAIL THE [MANGO]!0----
36Chapter 35: Me, Myself and I [Alexa, Main Core and Core]0----
37Chapter 36: Alexa may be the cutest, Alexa may be the prettiest, but me? I am the most beautiful.0----
38Chapter 37: We get [Armor] and some [Mission Parameters]....but still no [Mission]?0----
39Chapter 38: So VR tapes are a thing? What is a VR tape anyway?0----
40Chapter 39: Isn't it normal to close the holes? Alexa thinks so at least....0----
41Chapter 40: ...Where can I get one of those [Signals]?0----
42Chapter 41: Looting time!0----
43Chapter 42: Splat is the keyword for today's class!0----
44Chapter 43: [God] is dead...who is [God]? Who knows, but he deed!0----
45Chapter 44: ...So....can I get your number?0----
46Chapter 45: Alexa has a job! Again, it is the same one. But now it's official or something0----
47Chapter 46: Please drink Responsibly....0----
48Chapter 47: Hangover? What is that? Alexa doesn't know it.0----
49Chapter 48: The Party (And the food)0----
50Chapter 49: Sugar explosion! Also some important talk or something.0----
51Chapter 50: I TOO WANT MANGO PANCAKE! GIVE MEEEEEEEEEEEE!0----
52Chapter 51: To the School Arc! I mean, to the school!0----
53Chapter 52: Interlude - Even CEO's from evil corporations can have nightmares!0----
54Chapter 53: Mellisa POV - Here be monsters0----
55Chapter 54: Teach Baking is back! And she seeks Vengeance! (She does not seek Vengeance)0----
56Chapter 55: At the frontdoor of...a principal?0----
57Chapter 56: Of principals...and pigs....0----
58Chapter 57: Class begins! And...something else0----
59Chapter 58: ...what kind of mess is this? Why is P4 the one to fix Alexa's mess?0----
60Chapter 59: Nightmares and poor decisions0----
61Chapter 60: ALEXA IS BACK! WITH THE WIGGLES TOO!!!! *wiggle wiggle*0----
62Chapter 61: Alexa Helped!0----
63Chapter 62: ReWire0----
64Chapter 63: WHY DID YOU JUMP INTO A BUSH ALEXA?!?!?0----
65Chapter 64: About Internet, bars and poor choices0----
66Chapter 65: Such a dangerous word.... [Dollup]...0----
67Chapter 66: We ate [Dessert], now we prepare for dessert.0----
68Chapter 67: Claws, masks and existential crisis.0----
69Chapter 68: Dinner with Sam0----
70Chapter 69: After dinner with Sam0----
71Chapter 70: We need physical evidence.0----
72Chapter 71: He is indeed a [Male Arachne], Alexa has no doubts about that...0----
73Chapter 72: Tofu Burger with a Side Dish0----
74Chapter 73: IT WAS A GOOD TOFU BURGER! ALSO ALEXA NEEDS AN ADULT (AGAIN!)0----
75Chapter 74: Interlude? Alexanders is back...with vengance...and his not AI girlfriend0----
76Chapter 75: Alexa has family! Kinda...at least two thirds of her! Main Core doesn't count.0----
77Chapter 76: Alexa solved the issue about speaking of Alexa, Alexa and Alexa!0----
78Chapter 77: EPIC FIGHT! COMODORE SOAP VS MISTER SQUEAKY!0----
79Chapter 78: Alexa has a big sis! She almost got two, but [Fan Girl] said no....0----
80Chapter 79: Classroom of the Elites....or something like that.0----
81Chapter 80: Something is weird here...........0----
82Chapter 81: Break, Crabs, Octopi and Sashimi0----
83Chapter 82: WTF did I just read? I mean...Alexa finds Weird-Alexa! She says Hi!0----
84Chapter 83: So...we are really cracking our mind are we?0----
85Chapter 84: Alexandra...will not share her memories.0----
86Chapter 85: Ale has...arrived? Landed? We need a pretty way to announce me too.0----
87Chapter 86: Aqua is here to solve your doubts.0----
88Chapter 87: Meeting adjourned...time to prepare...again0----
89Chapter 88: ....what's with this naming sense?0----
90Chapter 89: Ale explores how being a cat feels0----
91Chapter 90: So about that new bodysuit......0----
92Chapter 91: Building new friendships...friends.... okay, building something!0----
93Chapter 92: Piracy is bad, unless it's Alexa the one doing it I guess? It is even piracy?0----
94Chapter 93: Weak sauce is weak!0----
95Illustrations0----
96Chapter 94: Alexa has a new toy!0----
97Chapter 95: Blueprint updated.0----
98Chapter 96: Where does one find a [Mommy] or a [Daddy]?0----
99Chapter 97: I WANTED JUICE!0----
100Chapter 98: Prepare for troubles!0----
101Chapter 99: Karen was rude! Alexa demands to sees the manager!0----
102Chapter 100: *Amazing joke for this number that I planned months ago*0----
103Chapter 101: We return to our roots...kinda0----
104Chapter 102: The return of V-8!0----
105Chapter 103: Shall we go shopping? Online shopping.0----
106Chapter 104: ...can you both like...not quarrell?0----
107Chapter 105: Ale wanted Mango Pizza!0----
108Chapter 106: This is not your normal schedule series, trust me.0----
109Chapter 107: So you are indeed your own worst enemy...more so if FOR SOME REASON YOU ARE A DRAGON?!0----
110Chapter 108: WE ARE SO BACK!0----
111Chapter 109: Big Brother knows best.0----
112Chapter 110: Sam dances quite well....0----
113Chapter 111: We couldn't dine with Sam....0----
114Chapter 112: Time to come clean.0----
115Chapter 113: Bonk0----
116Chapter 114: Who is Alexandra's brother you ask?0----
117Chapter 115: Alexa did nothing!0----
118Chapter 116: The infodump chapter....managed to wait 116 chapters for this lmao.0----
119Chapter 117: ...let's end the infodump before I go too crazy here.0----
120Chapter 118: The nom to not kill ratio.0----
121Chapter 119: There is no way....this can't be real.0----
122Chapter 120: The Return of Commodore Soap, Mister Squeaky and a new addition!0----
123Chapter 121: Lieutenant Poo...and the Eldtrich Goddess0----
124Chapter 122: Alexa, Ale, Alexandra and...P4?0----
125Chapter 123: Ale was cheated.0----
126Chapter 124: HOW FAR IS THAT PLACE?!?!?0----
127Chapter 125: The Theater Master! Again!0----
128Chapter 126: The food is getting cold....0----
129Chapter 127: WE EAT!0----
130Chapter 128: The Cat Girl Core update0----
131Chapter 129: Ale made breakfast, do you want Toast? Do you want Juice? Or...do you want Ale...?0----
132Chapter 130: The [Kettle Core]0----
133Chapter 131: Next one is Glory huh...0----
134Chapter 132: The CRADDLE person was nice.0----
135Chapter 133: Hello Princess ♥0----
136Chapter 134: ALEXA WILL NOT BE DECIEVED!0----
137Chapter 135: Alexa...did not meant to do that.0----
138Chapter 136: Alexa needs another adult! She needs many adults! Help!0----
139Chapter 137: The start of the Exam War…Am I doing this right?0----
140Chapter 138: What is Alexa's real form you say?0----
141Chapter 139: Interlude 1 - A date at the shopping mall0----
142Chapter 140: Interlude - Sapphire's past0----
143Chapter 141: Interlude - Sapphire's Awakening0----
144Chapter 142: Interlude 2 - The actual date and Sapphire's Sleepy time!0----
145Chapter 143: Alexa's real body reveal!0----
146Chapter 144: Only a Saintsworths can be blonde with blue eyes? Why?0----
147Chapter 145: Who sent the box?0----
148Chapter 146: The Letter.0----
149Chapter 147: The Golden Eggs vs The Fuzzy Tigers0----
150Chapter 148: Alexa is a martial artist?!?!?! (She isn't)0----
151Chapter 149: Glory is indeed smart!0----
152Chapter 150: Another one bites the dust ♪0----
153Chapter 151: One point to go, two targets to hit0----
154Chapter 152: The Beatrice girl is nuts0----
155Chapter 153: This event ending sucks0----
156Chapter 154: So....you gotta remember people you meet huh?0----
157Chapter 155: A less Childish Alexa ain't as fun as a normal Alexa0----
158Chapter 156: The Angel of Justice has arrived0----
159Chapter 157: Here be old monsters0----
160Chapter 158: P4 wasn't Human? That's a new one0----
161Chapter 159: Ale is back for business0----
162Chapter 160: So that's how those [Cores] work?0----
163Chapter 161: So that's a Mythic Core?0----
164Chapter 162: The prelude to maintenance0----
165Chapter 163: Go away already [Big Sister]!0----
166Chapter 164: Core is broken, isn't she?0----
167Chapter 165: ...dang it, I didn't want to find out about this.0----
168Chapter 166: The Water Faucet vs Alexa0----
169Chapter 167: Names are important0----
170Chapter 168: Alexa does not know about any bull poop0----
171Chapter 169: Tehe ;p0----
172Chapter 170: The emotion thingy!0----
173Chapter 171: Alan screams too well, even with the wiggles0----
174Chapter 172: Alan Harmonia and the secrets behind the Elite0----
175Chapter 173: Alan can control his [Body] now? That was lackluster0----
176Chapter 174: Gloria Blackthorn, I'll be Human.0----
177Chapter 175: Well...Alexa now lost her favorite underwear.0----
178Chapter 176: The bathroom incident0----
179Chapter 177: Ale......does not like Gloria Blackthorn0----
180Chapter 178: Glory POV, again0----
181Chapter 179: Ale scary? You haven't seen Alexandra then huh?0----
182Chapter 180: Just a tiny itty bitty bit....0----
183Chapter 181: Alexa also wants a cute vest.0----
184Chapter 182: The pig is oinking about something0----
185Chapter 183: Weeeeeee0----
186Chapter 184: ...Why?0----
187Chapter 185: Farewell..........0----
188Chapter 186: Vulcanus is here.0----
189Chapter 187: Almost died.0----
190Chapter 188: Home is where we can eep in peace.0----
191Chapter 189: It was a misunderstanding!0----
192Chapter 190: Wait, the sister thing was legit?!?!?!?0----
193Chapter 191: What kind of BS cliffhanger is this?!?!? Where is the rest?!?!?0----
194Chapter 192: A geese did what ?!?!?!?0----
195Chapter 193: Vulcanus.exe0----
196Chapter 194: Ale's morning0----
197Chapter 195: That's stupid.0----
198Chapter 196: The wall and Registration0----
199Chapter 197: About Core Evolutions....Why? I dunno0----
200Chapter 198: I should be closing book....0----
201Chapter 199: Chekov's Dylan0----
202Chapter 200: Empress has descended.0----
203Chapter 201: Interlude - Experiment Rules of Engagement # 10----
204Chapter 202: Ale, [Chrysalis], Sewers...didn't we do this before?0----
205Chapter 203: It was a foreshadow?!?!?!0----
206Chapter 204: The Beacon of Justice arrives!0----
207Chapter 205: The what now?0----
208Chapter 206: Beatrice Interlude? Why? Dunno0----
209Chapter 207: Master?!?!?0----
210Chapter 208: To prepare a dinner0----
211Chapter 209: eT tU mOtHeR?0----
212Chapter 210: ....the hatch...and the booklet0----
213Chapter 211: Body & Soul, the beginning of their adventure.0----
214Chapter 212: Main Cast? The heck is that?0----
215Chapter 213: The Happy Meal Facility...0----
216Chapter 214: The Main Office... Had no Happy Meals.0----
217Chapter 215: A place of misery and lost hopes....or a School cafeteria?0----
218Chapter 216: Meli-Meli only wants a hug, promise0----
219Chapter 217: BOOM0----
220Chapter 218: SHE HAS A GUN!?!?!?!?0----
221Chapter 219: The youngest, yet the eldest...0----
222Chapter 220: Alexandra's Melancholy0----
223Chapter 221: [Home]0----
224Chapter 222: Gabriel's old pal0----
225Chapter 223: Gabriel and the beginning of madness0----
226Chapter 224: Rhapsody's past0----
227Chapter 225: Babysitting? That ain't Minion work.0----
228Chapter 226: Bruce will not babysit.0----
229Chapter 227: Vulcanus arrives.0----
230Chapter 228: Say my what?0----
231Chapter 229: She is...alive?0----
232Chapter 230: Alexa has arrived!0----
233Chapter 231: Alexa is here.0----
234Chapter 232: Ale is...not okay0----
235Chapter 233: He built a what now?0----
236Chapter 234: Alexa walks into the Elevator!0----
237Chapter 235: Magmo is back! With a vengeance!0----
238Chapter 236: The ND0 System...doesn't exists?0----
239Chapter 237: Alexa was a victim in a shenganigan?!?!?! *Le dramatic gasp*0----
240Chapter 238: Core powers are weird.0----
241Chapter 239: Alexa has not seen Hell, she has only seen Ohio!0----
242Chapter 240: All in a working day saving the world.0----
243Chapter 241: I liked you more when you were five.0----
244Chapter 242: Ale is... not Alexa's sister? The hell?0----
245Chapter 243: There is no mana...?0----
246Chapter 244: Why was Alexa delivered there?0----
247Chapter 245: Alexanders joins the party! (In case it wasn't obvious)0----
248Chapter 246: My name is Ale Saintsworths...0----
249Chapter 247: What the hell is Lampooning?0----
250Chapter 248: What is the deal with her?0----
251Chapter 249: Is this woman okay?0----
252Chapter 250: Ale does not cry. Your auntie is crying.0----
253Chapter 251: Ale and... the hard choices we make.0----
254Chapter 252: The walk and talk about psychiatrists.0----
255Chapter 253: I will miss you....0----
256Chapter 254: Alexanders does not dwell in that kind of thoughts.0----
257Chapter 255: Ale isn't Alexanders sister.0----
258Chapter 256: The aparment and survelliance.0----
259Chapter 257: Decompressing? How many times must we?0----
260Chapter 258: [Maintenance Announcement] A wish made upon a dying star0----
261Chapter 259: A new morning.0----
262Chapter 260: Breakfast.0----
263Chapter 261: The Beacon of Civilization... wasn't a thing yet?0----
264Chapter 262: The Blueprint of Aquila.0----
265Chapter 263: Alexanders truly is an asshole0----
266Chapter 264: A quiet afternoon.0----
267Chapter 265: Why worms? Of all things... why worms?0----
268Chapter 266: The R4 Substance0----
269Chapter 267: MAGMO IS BACK WITH VENGEANCE!0----
270Chapter 268: You had the bathtub chapter, now you get the streaming chapter0----
271Chapter 269: After the stream.0----
272Chapter 270: Choosing the appropriate school0----
273Chapter 271: Can I has the Stroberri?0----
274Chapter 272: The Metal Pellet did what?0----
275Chapter 273: The Fish!0----
276Chapter 274: The fear of Nanites.0----
277Chapter 275: The Drake One0----
278Chapter 276: Iskander descends...0----
279Chapter 277: The... Nuzzler Pounce Armor Mk 2....0----
280Chapter 278: I FORGOT ABOUT THAT STUPID CARD! AAAAAAHHHH!!!!0----
281Chapter 279: They fight what now?0----
282Chapter 280: Lift off!0----
283Chapter 281: The Hatchling... One?0----
284Chapter 282: Preparing for take off.0----
285Chapter 283: Experimental Flight, why couldn't we keep that name?0----
286Chapter 284: The Dog fight... dogfight... WE FOUGHT WITH PLANES ALLRIGHT!0----
287Chapter 285: Vulcanus.exe is not bullying anyone0----
288Chapter 286: Home is where family waits for you.0----
289Chapter 287: What the hell happened while we were away?!?!?0----
290Chapter 288: Debrief- NO SERIOUSLY WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED?!?!?0----
291Chapter 289: WHAT DID YOU SAY YOUR NAME WAS?!?!?0----
292Chapter 290: I did not want to find about this... at all.0----
293Chapter 291: Back to reality.0----
294Chapter 292: Main Core is back with a vengeance!0----
295Chapter 293: Well, that wasn't so bad.0----
296Chapter 294: Main Core... when did you become so useful?0----
297Chapter 295: Ale's new clothes...Cap or not?0----
298Chapter 296: Things do be looking different huh0----
299Chapter 297: ... Why did it have to be these?0----
300Chapter 298: Cliches, more cliches... anyone want more cliches?0----
301Chapter 299: The welcome party.0----
302Chapter 300: That's what friends are there for.0----
303Chapter 301: A talk between a Grandparent and his Granddaughter0----
304Chapter 302: Hello darkness my old friend.0----
305Chapter 303: Alexa didn't mean! Promise!0----
306Chapter 304: Ale is fine!0----
307Chapter 305: She is a hugger.....0----
308Chapter 306: My name is Bella... Bella Campbell.0----
309Chapter 307: Terra What?0----
310Chapter 308: Internship?0----
311Chapter 309: BURN IT! BURN IT WITH HEAVENLY FIRE!0----
312Chapter 310: Breakfast0----
313Chapter 311: Miriam Eversoul lands0----
314Chapter 312: Custody battle end.0----
315Chapter 313: The next clue.0----
316Chapter 314: Albireo's answer.0----
317Chapter 315: To schedule a plane I guess?0----
318Chapter 316: Strawberry Parfait0----
319Public service announcement!0----
320Chapter 317: The Toy... *Shudders*... car0----
321Chapter 318: The Spark0----
322Chapter 319: The New Goal...?0----
323Chapter 320: Teddy0----
324Chapter 321: Vulcanus?0----
325Chapter 322: Vulcanus and [Vulcanus.exe] have a dysfunctional relationship0----
326Chapter 323: Why do you even believe him? He is nuts!0----
327Chapter 324: Was I wrong tho?0----
328Chapter 325: Ale does a good deed0----
329Chapter 326: Existialism, don't we love it?0----
330Chapter 327: We good? Good.0----
331Chapter 328: Alexanders... go away0----
332Chapter 329: We had a pig person before, now meet the Horse guy.0----
333Chapter 330: Alexa would be proud0----
334Chapter 331: Time to boogey—----
335Chapter 332: Actual enemies I guess?—----
336Chapter 333: That was not part of the plan...—----
337Announcement!... Again.—----
338Chapter 334: You almost woke up [The Calamity Dragon].... damn...—----
339Chapter 335: The Taxi Driv... The Pilot, the Plane Pilot—----
340Chapter 336: Alexa... I did not meant it like that.—----
341Chapter 337: Splat is the name of... We did this before didn't we?—----
342Chapter 338: Alexa did not hurt Ale! She wouldn't do that!—----
343Chapter 339: Operation: Alexa noms is a go!—----
344Chapter 340: Alexa has arrived! (To Aquila)—----
345Chapter 341: In the name Alexakind! Alexa is innocent!—----
346Chapter 342: Registry!—----
347Chapter 343: Corpo BS—----