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Empirical Gnollage

Empirical Gnollage

by Epicanis

ActionAdventureDungeon CrawlerFantasyGameLit
Shadow rank ~#4437 in Adventure↓35

Murderous bands of gnolls slaughter and vanish! Demons conspire with mortals! The restless dead walk the land of the living! Who can save the Monarchy of Casusia? Some stories of heroic adventure are noble works of literary art, some are trashy stories of violence and looting, but all of them gloss over a lot of the practical realities of the profession. Our protagonists (a traditional, if "unoptimized", ensemble of characters) realize this, but they take up the profession anyway. Empirical Gnollage by Epicanis (pseud.) is licensed under CC BY-SA 4.0 Updates approximately every 10-14 days! Okay, are they gone? TTRPG Players and DMs: this is a simulated "sandbox" campaign, and the "system" is the well-known Dungeons and Dragons 5th edition SRD. My challenge here is to create a coherent, logically-consistent, and entertaining story within the constraints of the rules as I would want to run them in a "live" game. I'll be exploring how to interpret the rules of the official SRD in ways that make a good story while avoiding "exploits" and the rules intruding into the narrative. Our protagonists are starting as level 1 characters of classes defined in the Creative-Commons licensed SRD. The setting will try to stick to the same tropes, themes, and interpretations that are common to the commercial materials as much as it can without trespassing on anyone's Intellectual Precious. Brief explanations of where the "system" fits into the narrative will be provided as subtle "hovertext" tooltips, with more details to be posted separately elsewhere. Everything I publish around "Empirical Gnollage" is offered under the Creative Commons Attribution ShareAlike license, including custom subclasses, spells, items, locations, characters, creatures, and plothooks that show up in the story, and in supplemental material. This story will not be "stubbed" and put behind a paywall anywhere. And, if you don't care about any of that, you can still enjoy the story all by itself. Thanks for reading!

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Rating
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Total Chapters
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Word counts and prose metrics for each chapter
#TitleWordsFK GradeDialogueSSPVariation
10001 - Starting the Story in a Tavern, as is Tradition0----
20002 - Notamimic Manor0----
30003 - What's Inside?0----
40004 - Dramatic Victim of the Creature's Jaws0----
50005 - The Helpless Gnomish Maiden0----
60006 - Brunchtime with the Beast0----
70007 - Origins0----
80008 - Plan of Attack0----
90009 - The Smart One0----
100010 - The Strangest Clan0----
110011 - Belated Realization0----
120012 - Decision0----
130013 - Preparations0----
140014 - Preparation for Departure0----
150015 - Return to Silveroak0----
160016 - Tavern Travails0----
170017 - Shopping for Supplies0----
180018 - Gerhardt's Apothecary0----
1900019 - The Tavern Awaits0----
200020 - Adventurers Need Rest0----
210021 - The Road to Henhaven0----
220022 - The Rest of the Road to Henhaven0----
230023 - What Preys on Henhaven?0----
240024 - The Beast is Found0----
250025 - Close Encounter of the Bestial Kind0----
260026 - We Leave at Dusk0----
270027 - Tonight, We Kill the Beast!0----
280028 - The Beast's Guards0----
290029 - Peace for the Dead0----
300030 - Down in the Cellar0----
310031 - Portrait of the Former Residents0----
320032 - The Beast's Lair0----
330033 - The Deal is Done0----
340034 - Demon, interrupted0----
350035 - First Quest - Complete!0----
360036 - Mom0----
370037 - Contents0----
380038 - The Rightful Baron0----
390039 - The Baron's Game0----
400040 - The Game is Won0----
410041 - Don't Fight the Donkey0----
420042 - Drunken Revelry0----
430043 - Research and Recreation0----
440044 - Visit the Chicken0----
450045 - Eats Bears and Leaves0----
460046 - The Road to Turnipseed0----
470047 - The Root of the Quest0----
480048 - Rustic Accomodations0----
490049 - Advance Payment0----
500050 - Morning in Turnipseed0----
510051 - Goblins in the Way0----
520052 - Willingly Entombed0----
530053 - Looking for the Dead0----
540054 - The Temple and its Dangers0----
550055 - Loot the Bodies0----
560056 - Magic Dagger and Other Treasures0----
570057 - Violent Salad0----
580058 - Someone is Dying at the End of This Installment0----
590059 - Where Do Gnolls Go When They Die?0----
600060 - Inanimate Friends0----
610061 - Angry Mud0----
620062 - One Last Tribute0----
630063 - Onward to Cleanliness0----
640064 - Heading Out Through the Swamp0----
650065 - The...Tavern0----
660066 - Bloodsucking Parasites, Hunger, and Fatigue0----
670067 - Restless Bloodless Night and Day0----
680068 - They Came from the Bloodless Swamp0----
690069 - Fan Service0----
700070 - Pretty Smelly0----
710071 - Payment or Service?0----
720072 - Hell's Bathtub's Marketplace0----
730073 - Successful Day at the Market0----
740074 - To the Meeting0----
750075 - The Meat of the Meeting0----
760076 - Welcome to the Conspiracy0----
770077 - Hired to Clean the Baths0----
780077½ - BONUS: Letter to Headquarters0----
790078 - Loading Up and Heading Out0----
800079 - The Bathhouse Below0----
810080 - A Snack, Track, and ATTACK!0----
820081 - Drunken Goblin Violence0----
830082 - Wrathful Spirit0----
840083 - Let Me Borrow This0----
850084 - That Spider's Not Going to Step on Itself0----
860085 - Get It Off Me!0----
870086 - Prepare Carefully, This Might Be Dangerous!0----
880087 - Don't Dead Open Inside0----
890088 - It's Raining (Dead) Men0----
900089 - Get Rid Of Them0----
910090 - Retrieval Team0----
920091 - A Parting Gift0----
930092 - Not-Vampires Return to Hell's Bathtub0----
940093 - Meeting Invitations0----
950094 - Morning and Magistrate0----
960095 - Performance Evaluation0----
970096 - Committment0----
980097 - The Cause0----
990098 - What Can Be Done With A Gnoll?0----
1000099 - Gnoll Employment Agency0----
1010100 - Embarrassing Childhood Stories0----
1020101 - Lady FitzWayne Has Needs0----
1030102 - At Nearly Any Cost0----
1040103 - Plentiful Polymorphic Potential0----
1050104 - Return to Lavatio0----
1060105 - Consecration0----
1070106 - Unfinished Business0----
1080107 - Southwall Beckons0----
1090108 - Last Day in Hell's Bathtub0----
1100109 - Expected Departure, Unexpected Arrival0----
1110110 - Summoned0----
1120111 - Conjured Goblin Disposal0----
1130112 - Follow the Leader0----
1140113 - Poor Cedric0----
1150114 - Dead Body Dilemma0----
1160115 - The Rest of the Road to Southwall0----
1170116 - Guards Don't Get Paid Enough to Deal with This Kind Of Thing0----
1180117 - Cook Apprentice Before Eating0----
1190118 - Firefighting0----
1200119 - This Is Why You Don't Mix Potions0----
1210120 - The Mush Room0----
1220121 - Occupational Hazards0----
1230122 - The Culprits0----
1240123 - March Towards Reckoning0----
1250124 - To Prison0----
1260125 - Meet the Neighbors0----
1270126 - Performance Negotiation0----
1280127 - What Should We Tell Them?0----
1290128 - Helping the Guard with their Inquiries0----
1300129 - Before the Show0----
1310130 - Let It Out0----
1320131 - That's Cheating!0----
1330132 - Aftermath0----
1340133 - Next Steps0----
1350134 - Nothing There0----
1360135 - An Ordinary Former Library0----
1370136 - And I Ate It To Gain Its Secrets0----
1380137 - Eat. Fear. Bite. Obey. Live.0----
1390138 - Demon Dog0----
1400139 - The Nature of the Unnatural0----
1410140 - A New Day, a New Promise of Violence0----
1420141 - Let the Beatings Commence0----
1430142 - Crime Didn't Pay0----
1440143 - Run, Don't Walk0----
1450144 - It's Rigged0----
1460145 - Don't Forget to Pay the Gnoll0----
1470146 - Competitive Offers0----
1480147 - Gruntle Feels and Thinks0----
1490148 - Worrying the Public0----
1500149 - Professional Consultation0----
1510150 - A Demonstration0----
1520151 - Wizards Have Feelings, Too0----
1530152 - Continuing the Story in a Tavern, as is Tradition0----
1540153 - Consider the Benefits0----
1550154 - What Did They Expect, an Invitation to a Fancy Dinner Party?0----
1560155 - Proper Attire0----
1570156 - A Dinner of Wonders, Potential, and Excessive Excitement0----
1580157 - Dinner and a Show0----
1590158 - Adventurous Domesticity0----
1600159 - All Heroed Out0----
1610160 - Stress Relief and Personal Matters0----
1620161 - Questions and Answers0----
1630162 - A Farewell0----
1640163 - Worryingly Weird0----
1650164 - Other Perspectives0----
1660165 - As Others See Them0----
1670166 - "No honor, no bravery, no glory, just kill him"0----
1680167 - Mutual Brutality0----
1690168 - He Asked For It0----
1700169 - A Lesson for the Professor0----
1710170 - Strong Stuff0----
1720171 - The Joy of Cosmic Horror0----
1730172 - Not a Normal Place0----
1740173 - So Close and yet So Far0----
1750174 - There Was No Cat Stuck In A Tree Available0----
1760175 - Bug Bites0----
1770176 - Clean-up—----
1780177 - If You're Not Part of the Solution, You Are the Precipitate—----
1790178 - Chekhov's Wren—----