
by Pianos In The Evening Sun
"I've got a hot date with justice...and it's courtin' time!" Mina Hawkins is just your average, bubbly eighteen year old girl, obsessed with fashion, cartoons and cappuccino, but when her surfer dude boyfriend, Chad Hangten is murdered, she turns to the law as the answer. A fresh graduate from Lawson Legal School, Mina finds herself crusading against an army of bizarre and unruly crooks in a hot pink pants suit, hoping one day she will put Chad's murderer behind bars. As Mina digs deeper into the criminal justice system, she starts to uncover a sinister organization called the Aura that not only has its hooks in Business Park, but maybe the whole country itself. The Aura's criminals have justice on their side too, namely William "Blind" Justice, a rival prosecutor who is as dashing and handsome as he is ruthless. Facing off against him, Mina deals with tensions that are both legal and possibly, romantic. But will she ever love again after Chad's unfortunate demise? Join Mina as she fights for love, truth and justice all charged up on cafe lattes in this Ace Attorney inspired novel. Game 2: A new prosecutor has replaced Blind Justice in a most embarrassing fashion! An ex-colleague and ex-fiance of Blind's, the lion-maned Ashley Ryan is a proud, book-smart yet extremely catty prosecutor who harbors a grudge against him (and Mina by extension) for something that happened between them in the past. Even with Blind tamed, this honors graduate lioness is even more ferocious. Will Mina outsmart the top-cat? Note: This lighthearted GameLit follows AA style soft law and love of outrageous puns and is not based in actual court of law!
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| 0 | Head Chef Hamsey's Heady Demise | 0 |
| 1 | Chapter 1: An Objectable Introduction | 0 |
| 2 | Chapter 2: Legal Suit Larry | 0 |
| 3 | Chapter 3: Trudy's Troublesome Testimony | 0 |
| 4 | Chapter 4: Dubious Dupree Takes The Stand | 0 |
| 5 | Chapter 5: Flipping the Verdict and the Bird | 0 |
| 6 | Chapter 6: The Wicked Wrath of the Frenchman from New Jersey | 0 |
| 7 | Chapter 7: Blind Justice, the Prosecutie | 0 |
| 8 | Chapter 8: A Verdict Invader | 0 |
| 9 | Epilogue 1: Challenge the Aura | 0 |
| 10 | Lights , Camera, Murder: Venus Andromeda and The Death Of Emperor Zork | 0 |
| 11 | Chapter 9: A Star In Need | 0 |
| 12 | Chapter 10: Star-Struck Mina | 0 |
| 13 | Chapter 11: Mina the Mind Reader | 0 |
| 14 | Chapter 12: Goldie Digsy | 0 |
| 15 | Chapter 13: A Strange Crime Scene at Rocketstar Ranch | 0 |
| 16 | Chapter 14: Pre-Trial Jitters | 0 |
| 17 | Chapter 15: Stand Up Comedy On The Stand | 0 |
| 18 | Chapter 16: Star Goes Supernova | 0 |
| 19 | Chapter 17: Mina Strikes Back | 0 |
| 20 | Chapter 18: Never Meet Your Heroes | 0 |
| 21 | Chapter 19: It All Ends With a Weeze | 0 |
| 22 | Chapter 20: Psyching Psycho | 0 |
| 23 | Epilogue II: A Tragi-Comedic Demise | 0 |
| 24 | Pixel Panic In Business Park! | 0 |
| 25 | Chapter 21: Console-ing Winona | 0 |
| 26 | Chapter 22: Faded Memories of a Broken Heart | 0 |
| 27 | Chapter 23: A Hive of Scum and Hipstery | 0 |
| 28 | Chapter 24: An Audience With The Gamefather | 0 |
| 29 | Chapter 25: See You In Mozzarhella, Pisanos!! | 0 |
| 30 | Chapter 26: A Lifeline Lie? | 0 |
| 31 | Chapter 27: Night-Mare Court | 0 |
| 32 | Chapter 28: Sage Advice in a Strange Place | 0 |
| 33 | Chapter 29: O'Law's Gambit | 0 |
| 34 | Chapter 30: Busted Plumber Rhymes | 0 |
| 35 | Chapter 31: A Post Post Post Modern Testimony | 0 |
| 36 | Chapter 32: A Testimony from the Gamefather | 0 |
| 37 | Chapter 33: A Life Saving Phone Call | 0 |
| 38 | Chapter 34: Glooming Around On the Stand | 0 |
| 39 | Chapter 35: Extra Lives | 0 |
| 40 | Chapter 36: The Visor Between Us | 0 |
| 41 | Epilogue III: The Golden Cartridge | 0 |
| 42 | Coming In With A Bang | 0 |
| 43 | Chapter 37: Of All The Rotten Luck | 0 |
| 44 | Chapter 38: The Moronic Mayor | 0 |
| 45 | Chapter 39: Big Scary Mom Hairdo | 0 |
| 46 | Chapter 40: The Ominous Search Warrant | 0 |
| 47 | Chapter 41: Boomsday 3000 | 0 |
| 48 | Chapter 42: Meeting With An Old Fiend | 0 |
| 49 | Chapter 43: Cornered in the Dark | 0 |
| 50 | Chapter 44: Unpleasant Intrigue | 0 |
| 51 | Chapter 45: It's Probably Nothing | 0 |
| 52 | Chapter 46: Quality Taxi Advice | 0 |
| 53 | Chapter 47: The Truth of His Whereabouts | 0 |
| 54 | Chapter 48: The 'Can I See Your' Manager | 0 |
| 55 | Chapter 49: Svedish Sven | 0 |
| 56 | Chapter 50: What a Dreamhouse Doll | 0 |
| 57 | Chapter 51: Butler Out | 0 |
| 58 | Chapter 52: The Brooch of Interest | 0 |
| 59 | Chapter 53: In A Wink | 0 |
| 60 | Chapter 54: Blind's Two Hit Kill | 0 |
| 61 | Chapter 55: A Joyless Testimony | 0 |
| 62 | Chapter 56: Reporting Live From the Courtroom | 0 |
| 63 | Chapter 57: Ain't She a Peach? | 0 |
| 64 | Chapter 58: No Tell Lover | 0 |
| 65 | Chapter 59: The Axe Wives | 0 |
| 66 | Chapter 60: Charlotte O'Scara | 0 |
| 67 | Chapter 61: An Unfavorable College Reunion | 0 |
| 68 | Chapter 62: A Backseat Trial | 0 |
| 69 | Chapter 63: Bombageddon Time! | 0 |
| 70 | Chapter 64: The Final Shebang | 0 |
| 71 | Chapter 65: Goodbye Birdbrain | 0 |
| 72 | Chapter 66: A Eulogy of Smiles | 0 |
| 73 | Chapter 67: Bronx Rage | 0 |
| 74 | Epilogue IV: Successfully Courted | 0 |
| 75 | A Curious Invite | 0 |
| 76 | A Mysterious Initial | 0 |
| 77 | A Visit to Hotel Security | 0 |
| 78 | Obligatory Heartwarming Holiday Moment | 0 |
| 79 | Masked Lobby | 0 |
| 80 | Mystery Fiance | 0 |
| 81 | Ashley Ryan, The Esteemed Graduate From Yarhard | 0 |
| 82 | Ivor Ebony and Perfect Harmony | 0 |
| 83 | A Most Pleasing Enigma | 0 |
| 84 | Blind Spills the T | 0 |
| 85 | True Confessions | 0 |
| 86 | Barred from the Top | 0 |
| 87 | Love and Sardines | 0 |
| 88 | Prologue: Beyond Mean Girl | 0 |
| 89 | Chapter 68: Water off a Duck's Back | 0 |
| 90 | Chapter 69: Enemy In Need | 0 |
| 91 | Chapter 70: All For the Love of Tacos | 0 |
| 92 | Chapter 71: Familiar Face, Unfamiliar Position | 0 |
| 93 | Chapter 72: Lawvis Cresley: The King of Prosecutors | 0 |
| 94 | Chapter 73: The Weight of the Law | 0 |
| 95 | Chapter 74: Meeting a Meathead | 0 |
| 96 | Chapter 75: Crying Pretty Tears | 0 |
| 97 | Chapter 76: A Masterful Two-Timing Player | 0 |
| 98 | Chapter 77: We're Sorry to interrupt this Wedding! | 0 |
| 99 | Chapter 78: Ariel Headly, the Massive Ditz Brain | 0 |
| 100 | Chapter 79: Pretending to be Stupid | 0 |
| 101 | Chapter 80: The Smart Blonde Murderess | 0 |
| 102 | Chapter 81: Me Mayor! Me Rules! | 0 |
| 103 | Chapter 82: Blind Faced Justice | 0 |
| 104 | Chapter 83: Not So Mean Girl? | 0 |
| 105 | Epilogue: Special Phone Call from the Electra Company | 0 |
| 106 | Defunkt: The Explosive Epilogue of Mantron and Ladbot | 0 |
| 107 | Chapter 84: A Robot In Need of Legal Advice | 0 |
| 108 | Chapter 85: Monsieur Cyborg | 0 |
| 109 | Chapter 86: Blinded by Fame? | 0 |
| 110 | Chapter 87: Beware Their Aura | 0 |
| 111 | Chapter 88: The Mystery of the Red Smoke | 0 |
| 112 | Chapter 89: The Great Mystic Madame Butterfly | 0 |
| 113 | Chapter 90: A New Aura Reader is Born | 0 |
| 114 | Chapter 91: A Robot Behind Bars | 0 |
| 115 | Chapter 92: Wigs, Cake and Lies | 0 |
| 116 | Chapter 93: A Head-Phone Call From A Medium | 0 |
| 117 | Chapter 94: Enter the Charismatic Millionaire, Flannel Billions | 0 |
| 118 | Chapter 95: A Dirty Rotten No Good Crepe | 0 |
| 119 | Chapter 96: Gloats from the Prissy Prosecutor | 0 |
| 120 | Chapter 97: The Brain of the Matter | 0 |
| 121 | Chapter 98: Do Robots Have Hearts After All | 0 |
| 122 | Chapter 99: Brobots: Now and Forever | 0 |
| 123 | Chapter 100: Have Your Krepes and Eat Her Too | 0 |
| 124 | Chapter 101: There's Subtexts In The Subtexts | 0 |
| 125 | Chapter 102: The True Reason DeFunkt went Defunct | 0 |
| 126 | Chapter 103: Redirecting Miss Direction | 0 |
| 127 | Chapter 104: What A Load of Krepe | 0 |
| 128 | Chapter 105: A Gratuitious French Testimony | 0 |
| 129 | Chapter 106: A Real Smooth Criminal | 0 |
| 130 | Chapter 107: Funkin' Around on the Witness Stand | 0 |
| 131 | Chapter 108: Krepes Gets Played | 0 |
| 132 | Epilogue: Mina Makes the Grade + The Bathroom Plot | 0 |
| 133 | Twice In A Lifetime: The Mayor's "Flawless" Life | 0 |
| 134 | Chief O'Law Drops A Lovebomb | 0 |
| 135 | This is Not My Beautiful House/Wife! | 0 |
| 136 | Chapter 109: Taking My Breath Away...Literally. | 0 |
| 137 | Chapter 110: Cyanide Breath Mints | 0 |
| 138 | Chapter 111: Phone Call with a Real Mana-Jerk | 0 |
| 139 | Chapter 112: Secrets Aren't Fun | 0 |
| 140 | Chapter 113: Attack of the Overly Hormonal Teenage Girls | 0 |
| 141 | Chapter 114: Sacrificial Bonfire for a Beloved Popstar | 0 |
| 142 | Chapter 115: Mina Meets the Prince of Pretty and His Heavenly Metaphors | 0 |
| 143 | Chapter 116: Mom in Chief and the Mystery Wife | 0 |
| 144 | Chapter 117: A Case of Manic Dehydration | 0 |
| 145 | Chapter 118: Smoochin' and Sleuthin' | 0 |
| 146 | Chapter 119: Detective Sparkypants | 0 |
| 147 | Chapter 120: The Star of Chloe 102 | 0 |
| 148 | Chapter 121: First Rule of Law: Innocent Until Proven Guilty | 0 |
| 149 | Chapter 122: Clothes Lined by a Blind Man | 0 |
| 150 | Chapter 123: Dustin-Crossed | 0 |
| 151 | Chapter 124: Ver-Sigh! | 0 |
| 152 | Chapter 125: Going In Blind | 0 |
| 153 | Chapter 126: Blind's Inner Sanctum | 0 |
| 154 | Chapter 127: Stairway to the Stars | 0 |
| 155 | Chapter 128: Waking on the Side of Justice | 0 |
| 156 | Chapter 129: A Trial of Karma | 0 |
| 157 | Chapter 130: A Cautious and Quite Cagey Client | 0 |
| 158 | Chapter 131: A Secret Fangirl! | 0 |
| 159 | Chapter 132: You're Poison! | 0 |
| 160 | Chapter 133: Too Sexy For Jail | 0 |
| 161 | Chapter 134: Justice Will (Not) Prevail | 0 |
| 162 | Chapter 135: Now She Has A Secret Too | 0 |
| 163 | Chapter 136: Fighting on the Wrong Side of Justice | 0 |
| 164 | Chapter 137: The Night Before The Worst Trial | 0 |
| 165 | Chapter 138: False-etto Character Witness | 0 |
| 166 | Chapter 139: Judge Mentle | 0 |
| 167 | Chapter 140: Murder, Poison and Pop Music! | 0 |
| 168 | Chapter 141: A Testimony from the Grave | 0 |
| 169 | Chapter 142: Janie's Got A (Smoking) Gun | 0 |
| 170 | Chapter 143: One Hangry Client | 0 |
| 171 | Chapter 144: The French Kiss of DEATH | 0 |
| 172 | Chapter 145: Mina Phones It In | 0 |
| 173 | Chapter 146: The Vile Vial and the Hairless Testimony | 0 |
| 174 | Chapter 147: An Electrifying Twist of Fate | 0 |
| 175 | Chapter 148: The Lioness's Lobby Lecture | 0 |
| 176 | Epilogue: Live and Let Live | 0 |
| 177 | Prologue: Hit Piece! You'll Never Attorney In this Town Again! | 0 |
| 178 | Chapter 149: Dead-Line News | 0 |
| 179 | Chapter 150: Five O'Clock Bruise | 0 |
| 180 | Chapter 151: Running for Electrician | 0 |
| 181 | Chapter 152: Two Unlikely Allies! The Great Blonde Hope | 0 |
| 182 | Chapter 153: Sinister Hair Dye | 0 |
| 183 | Chapter 154: Legally...BLONDE?!! | 0 |
| 184 | Chapter 155: Makeover From Hell | 0 |
| 185 | Chapter 156: The Empire Electra Building | 0 |
| 186 | Chapter 157: A Scandalous Fashion Crime | 0 |
| 187 | Chapter 158: The Megalomaniac Manager | 0 |
| 188 | Chapter 159: That's All | 0 |
| 189 | Chapter 160: Interview with a Demon | 0 |
| 190 | Chapter 161: Rarer than Being Struck by Lightning | 0 |
| 191 | Chapter 162: "I Know She Did It!" | 0 |
| 192 | Chapter 163: Revisit to Clinically Awesome | 0 |
| 193 | Chapter 164: Blind-Sided! A New Prosecutor In Town | 0 |
| 194 | Chapter 165: Zap-petite for Destruction | 0 |
| 195 | Chapter 166: Pass? Word! | 0 |
| 196 | Chapter 167: Electravator Card Key | 0 |
| 197 | Chapter 168: A Clean Getaway? | 0 |
| 198 | Chapter 169: Emoticats | 0 |
| 199 | Chapter 170: Cross Hairs | 0 |
| 200 | Chapter 171: The New Chosen | 0 |
| 201 | Chapter 172: Creepy Creepy Skinny Man | 0 |
| 202 | Chapter 173: The Whether Girl | 0 |
| 203 | Chapter 174: Sunshine Vs. Puddles | 0 |
| 204 | Chapger 175: We Are So Back Baby! | 0 |
| 205 | Chapter 176: 777 | 0 |
| 206 | Chapter 177: Unlucky Seven | 0 |
| 207 | Chapter 178: Less than Seven | 0 |
| 208 | Chapter 179: A True and Just Prosecutor | 0 |
| 209 | Epilogue: Grey Day | 0 |
| 210 | Funeral For A Perfect Boyfriend | 0 |
| 211 | The Law of Opposite Attraction | 0 |
| 212 | Aftermath and After-words | 0 |
| 213 | You Can Always Change | 0 |
| 214 | Mina Goes Soul Searching | 0 |
| 215 | A Fortunate Teller? | 0 |
| 216 | Disconnection and Discontent | 0 |
| 217 | Chapter 180: You Can Tell By The Way I Use My Law | 0 |
| 218 | Chapter 181: A Britainian Duke | 0 |
| 219 | Chapter 182: Curiosity Killed the Catfish | 0 |
| 220 | Chapter 183: Psychopathic Manipulation | 0 |
| 221 | Chapter 184: A Dating Profile | 0 |
| 222 | Chapter 185: Something (Cat) Fishy | 0 |
| 223 | Chapter 186: Balderdash, Poppycock and Simply Ridiculous | 0 |
| 224 | Chapter 187: Rake Knavelton | 0 |
| 225 | Chapter 188: Back to her Roots | 0 |
| 226 | Chapter 189: Maria Santaigo! A Thief of Hearts and Gems! | 0 |
| 227 | Chapter 190: The Man Who Put Her Behind Bars | 0 |
| 228 | Chapter 191: A New Bold Attorney | 0 |
| 229 | Chapter 192: Senor Bandito | 0 |
| 230 | Chapter 193: A Rocky Case | 0 |
| 231 | Chapter 194: A Mystery Senorita | 0 |
| 232 | Chapter 195: A Criminal's Fashionista | 0 |
| 233 | Chapter 196: The Gem In The Heist of Life | 0 |
| 234 | Chapter 197: Rubies Are A Girl's Worst Friend! | 0 |
| 235 | Chapter 198: SenorIta Bandita | 0 |
| 236 | Chapter 199: DARK PERSECUTOR | 0 |
| 237 | Chapter 200: Cyrus Borg | 0 |
| 238 | Chapter 201: A Calling Fedora | 0 |
| 239 | Chapter 202: Kiss of Death | 0 |
| 240 | Chapter 203: Lip Locked | 0 |
| 241 | Chapter 204: Saludos and Goodbye | 0 |
| 242 | Chapter 205: Stealing From A Thief | 0 |
| 243 | Chapter 206: Mark of A True Criminal, | 0 |
| 244 | Chapter 207: A Canadian Star | 0 |
| 245 | Chapter 208: A Front of Foamy Fromage | 0 |
| 246 | Chapter 209: If it Rings True... | 0 |
| 247 | Chapter 210: Programmed to Kill | 0 |
| 248 | Chapter 211: The Gemcutter | 0 |
| 249 | Chapter 212: Taking A Final Risque | 0 |
| 250 | Chapter 213: Beware the Walkford Wife | 0 |
| 251 | Chapter 214: Operation Savin' Raven | 0 |
| 252 | Chapter 215: A Trusted Adult | 0 |
| 253 | Chapyer 216: It's Not Such Glam Burglary | 0 |
| 254 | Chapter 217: A Long Forgotten Fiend | 0 |
| 255 | Chapter 218: Thank Kumquats and Satan! | 0 |
| 256 | Chapter 219: Hypno Dungeon of Doom | 0 |
| 257 | Chapter 220: The Not-So-Lovely Devillia | 0 |
| 258 | Chapter 221: Left With Nothing | 0 |
| 259 | Chapter 222: Kitties Galore | 0 |
| 260 | Chapter 223: Ashley's New Job | 0 |
| 261 | Chapter 224: Yet Another Penthouse Sleepover | 0 |
| 262 | Chapter 225: Of Pirates and Hypnotists | 0 |
| 263 | Chapter 226: Not Kitten Around | 0 |
| 264 | Chapter 227: 2013 Era Jump Scare | 0 |
| 265 | Chapter 228: Welcome to Psy Co. | 0 |
| 266 | Chapter 229: Lionheart to Heart | 0 |
| 267 | Chapter 230: Devillia V. Mina: The Day Finally Arrives | 0 |
| 268 | Chapter 231: Bubbly Until You Pop | 0 |
| 269 | Chapter 232: Butt of the Joke | 0 |
| 270 | Chapter 233: And Now For Something Slightly Different | 0 |
| 271 | Chapter 234: Exhibit 2 and Most Damning Of All | 0 |
| 272 | Chapter 235: And Now For Something Slightly Different Part 2 | 0 |
| 273 | Chapter 236: Sandbag Savior | 0 |
| 274 | Chapter 237: Guess Who's Back? | 0 |
| 275 | Chapter 238: Not The Face You Wear To Bed | 0 |
| 276 | Chapter 239: All's Well That Ends | 0 |
| 277 | Epilogue: Returning to Roost and the Mystery Lawsuit | 0 |
| 278 | The Wrath of the Aura-Father | 0 |
| 279 | Chapter 240: Madame Butterfly's Prophecy of Death | 0 |
| 280 | Chapter 241: What the French Call Death: La Mort | 0 |
| 281 | Chapter 242: Nightmare Reality | 0 |
| 282 | Chapter 243: We're All Going To The Same Place | 0 |
| 283 | New Schedule for the Final Arc of LB | 0 |
| 284 | Chapter 244: We'll Get Through This | 0 |
| 285 | Chapter 245: Tying It All Together With The Power of Friendship (TM) | 0 |
| 286 | Chapter 246: One Final Trial | 0 |
| 287 | Chapter 247: A Troubled Child | 0 |
| 288 | Chapter 248: The Reddest of Herrings! | 0 |
| 289 | Chapter 249: A Guilty Metal Heart | 0 |
| 290 | Chapter 250: Pleading Guilty (and for her life) | 0 |
| 291 | Chapter 251: Bada-Boom...? | 0 |
| 292 | Final Epilogue: Happy Together | 0 |
| 293 | Bonus Level! Legally Brunette: A Lawyer's Name Up In Lights | 0 |
| 294 | Audition to Play Herself | 0 |
| 295 | Setback of the Line | 0 |
| 296 | Tryhardouts | 0 |
| 297 | Artistic License, Baby! | 0 |
| 298 | Pinkle Ponkle: The Worst Screenplay Ever | 0 |
| 299 | Butchering the Script...And The Actors | 0 |
| 300 | Project Rewrite (Redux) | 0 |
| 301 | I'm Your Biggest Flan | 0 |
| 302 | The Final Tryout and a Special Guest Appearance | 0 |
| 303 | That's Showbiz! | 0 |
| 304 | Update on Bonus Arc + News for Legally Brunette 2 | 0 |
| 305 | The Stardust Diner and the Vengeance of Buffalo Jill | 0 |
| 306 | A Crime Too Gruesome For the Story | 0 |
| 307 | Chaos is My Middle Name | 0 |
| 308 | The Hardboiled Life of Detective Woodlock Soles | 0 |
| 309 | Life Is Not A Steamy Fanfiction | 0 |
| 310 | A Bonus Trial is still a Trial! | 0 |
| 311 | A Grand Pish Posh Entrance | 0 |
| 312 | Petty Prettipenni and the Alibi Butcher | 0 |
| 313 | The First Time An Attorney Cross-Examined Fanfiction | 0 |
| 314 | A Lifeline that Determines a Deathline | 0 |
| 315 | Ultra Silent and Ultra Deadly! | 0 |