
by M.G. Monk
If only I had three wishes. Everyone in the world has thought it, at least once. To find a magical answer to all your problems, a chance to change your. But for Kyle Anderman, it's not just a fantasy anymore. With just a few weeks left to go before graduating high school he's stumbled across a real, honest to goodness, wish granting genie. But wishes don't work exactly like how you'd expect. And when Kyle decides to take the plunge anyway, he finds himself drawn into a secret world of ancient feuds and magical battles. Because everyone wants a genie, and changing your own life can cause changes you didn't even think of. He'll have to find a way to live surviving attacks from crazed monsters and old personal enemies jealous of his good fortune, backed up only by a handful of misfit friends and the beautiful genie who granted his wishes in the first place. And as the monsters and magical mayhem swirl around him, the one thing he can't get out of his head is: He doesn't even know what he wished for. UPDATES FRIDAYS THE DUCK ARC HAS BEGUN.
| # | Title | Words |
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| 1 | Chapter 1: Wait, Back up.... | 0 |
| 2 | Chapter 2: Wish Rules and Friendly Harem Girls | 0 |
| 3 | Chapter 3: Life Begins to Change | 0 |
| 4 | Chapter 4: Intrigue and Chicken Nuggets | 0 |
| 5 | Chapter 5: Rough Chemistry | 0 |
| 6 | Chapter 6: Signs of Wishes Granted | 0 |
| 7 | Chapter 7: Efreet | 0 |
| 8 | Chapter 8: Things That Have Changed | 0 |
| 9 | Chapter 9: Get a Load of Those Nodes | 0 |
| 10 | Chapter 10: Mutations | 0 |
| 11 | Chapter 11: Five Elements Cat | 0 |
| 12 | Chapter 12: Fed Up | 0 |
| 13 | Chapter 13: The Breaking Point of Danny O'Brien | 0 |
| 14 | Chapter 14: Extremes | 0 |
| 15 | Chapter 15: Explanations | 0 |
| 16 | Chapter 16: Wish Me Harder, Master! (Part 1) | 0 |
| 17 | Chapter 17: Wish Me Harder, Master! (Part 2) | 0 |
| 18 | Chapter 18: Normal High School Senior Problems | 0 |
| 19 | Chapter 19: Shopping with Ammeline | 0 |
| 20 | Chapter 20: Contraband | 0 |
| 21 | Chapter 21: Night of the Dance | 0 |
| 22 | Chapter 22: Night of the Dance, Part 2 | 0 |
| 23 | Chapter 23: Heroes, Horrors, and Fairy Tales | 0 |
| 24 | Chapter 24: Shades | 0 |
| 25 | Chapter 25: Awakenings | 0 |
| 26 | Chapter 26: DUCK! | 0 |
| 27 | Chapter 27: Don't Mix Ducks and Dirty Thoughts | 0 |
| 28 | Chapter 28: Duck Duck Lose | 0 |
| 29 | Chapter 29: Duck And Cover | 0 |
| 30 | Chapter 30: Duck Soup | 0 |
| 31 | Chapter 31: Low Flying Duck | 0 |
| 32 | Chapter 32: Nesting Ducks | 0 |
| 33 | Chapter 33: Flock of Ducks | 0 |
| 34 | Chapter 34: Ducks In a Pond | 0 |
| 35 | Chapter 35: Duck Pond, Deeper | 0 |
| 36 | Chapter 36: Ducks When You Least Expect Them | 0 |
| 37 | Chapter 37: Ducks of Unusual Quality | 0 |
| 38 | Chapter 38: Ducks of Mystic Wonder | 0 |
| 39 | Chapter 39: Ducks of Creeping Menace | 0 |
| 40 | Chapter 40: Ducks Divine and Mighty | 0 |
| 41 | Chapter 41: Ducks Among the Stars | 0 |
| 42 | Chapter 42: Loose Lips Sink Ducks | 0 |
| 43 | Chapter 43: Duck Hunter | 0 |
| 44 | Chapter 44: Duck Hunt: Forest Therapy Gone Wild, Part 1 | 0 |
| 45 | Chapter 45: Duck Hunt, Forest Therapy Gone Wild, Part 2 | 0 |
| 46 | Chapter 46: Duck Hunt, The Logic of Muffins, Part 1 | 0 |
| 47 | Chapter 47: The Duckinterlude | 0 |
| 48 | Chapter 48: The Logic of Muffins, Part 2 | 0 |
| 49 | Chapter 49: The Logic of Muffins Part 3 | 0 |
| 50 | Chapter 50: Duck Hunt: Measuring Contest | 0 |
| 51 | Chapter 51: Duck Hunt, Measuring Contest, Part 2 | 0 |
| 52 | Chapter 52: The Second Duckinterlude | 0 |
| 53 | Chapter 53: Duck Hunt, Flipping the Script | 0 |
| 54 | Chapter 54: Duck Blind | 0 |
| 55 | Chapter 55 Duck Duel | 0 |
| 56 | Chapter 56: Duck Duck Heroes | 0 |
| 57 | Chapter 57 Duck Trap | 0 |
| 58 | Chapter 58: Interlude: All of Time and Space (Inclusive) | 0 |
| 59 | Chapter 59: Interlude: One smaller person's bedroom. | 0 |
| 60 | Chapter 60: Interlude: Nowhere at all | 0 |
| 61 | Chapter 61 Ducks Victorious | 0 |
| 62 | Chapter 62: Ducks in the Brush | 0 |
| 63 | Chapter 62: Ducknoument Part 1 | 0 |
| 64 | Chapter 62: Ducknoument Part 2 | 0 |
| 65 | Chapter 65: New Day, New Dawn, New School | 0 |
| 66 | Chapter 66: Never Know Who You'll Meet | 0 |
| 67 | Chapter 72: Assassination and Other Careers | 0 |
| 68 | Status Report-the author is still alive | 0 |
| 69 | Chapter 73: Duel | 0 |
| 70 | Chapter 74: The Woes of Agent Nunez | 0 |
| 71 | Chapter 75: The Doll | 0 |
| 72 | Late chapter | 0 |
| 73 | Chapter 76: The Morning After | 0 |
| 74 | Chapter 77: Jackalope | 0 |
| 75 | Chapter 67: No Rest For the Weary | 0 |
| 76 | Chapter 68: Girlfriend powers, no genie required | 0 |
| 77 | Chapter 69: Pay Attention! | 0 |
| 78 | Chapter 70: Valerie | 0 |
| 79 | Chapter 71: Breaking through | 0 |
| 80 | NOTE: LOST CHAPTERS RESTORED! I'M A MORON! | 0 |
| 81 | Chapter 78: An Awakening Within the Fey | 0 |
| 82 | Interlude: The Fairy Courts | 0 |
| 83 | Chapter 79: Forest Wisdom | 0 |
| 84 | Chapter 80: Queen of the Faries | 0 |
| 85 | Chapter 81: The Royal Champion | 0 |
| 86 | Chapter 82: Face to Face to Face | 0 |
| 87 | Chapter 83: Crowned a Queen | 0 |
| 88 | Chapter 84: Compounding Problems | 0 |
| 89 | Chapter 85: Temporary Gods | 0 |
| 90 | Chapter 86: The Big Question | 0 |
| 91 | Chapter 87: Abby | 0 |
| 92 | Chapter 88: Land of Milk and Honey | 0 |
| 93 | Chapter 89: In the Club | 0 |
| 94 | Chapter 90: Keeping Secrets Badly | 0 |
| 95 | Chapter 91: The Pipes | 0 |
| 96 | Chapter 92: I guess that answers that. | 0 |
| 97 | Chapter 93: The Dark Presence | 0 |
| 98 | Chapter 94: Happy Thoughts | 0 |
| 99 | Chapter 95: Stupid | 0 |
| 100 | Chapter 96: Grin and bear it | 0 |
| 101 | Chapter 97: Realization of | 0 |
| 102 | Chapter 98: Different View | 0 |
| 103 | Chapter 99: Scream of Rage | 0 |
| 104 | Chapter 100: Doesn't that always backfire? | 0 |
| 105 | Chapter 101: She said it would get weird | 0 |
| 106 | Chapter 102: What Happened to the Little Girl | 0 |
| 107 | Chapter 103: The thing we're fighting | 0 |
| 108 | Interlude: Sick | 0 |
| 109 | No chapter this week | 0 |
| 110 | Chapter 104: Fighting a Friend | 0 |
| 111 | Chapter 105: I don't understand gods | 0 |
| 112 | Chapter 106: The Morning After | 0 |
| 113 | Chapter 107: An Unwelcome Voice | 0 |
| 114 | Chapter 108: Probably not important, right? | 0 |
| 115 | Chapter 109: Dragon | 0 |
| 116 | Interlude: Take a breath for a moment | 0 |
| 117 | Chapter 110: The Wooden Girl | 0 |
| 118 | Chapter 111: Catalyst | 0 |
| 119 | Chapter 112: Three Hundred Forty Eight | 0 |
| 120 | Interlude: Valerie | 0 |
| 121 | Chapter 113: The problem on the table | 0 |
| 122 | Chapter 114: Emergency | 0 |
| 123 | Chapter 115: Eyes | 0 |
| 124 | Chapter 116: A Return to Waterfowl | 0 |
| 125 | Chapter 117: Dominoes | 0 |
| 126 | Chapter 118: Only Way | 0 |
| 127 | Chapter 119: Magical and Mysterious | 0 |
| 128 | Chapter 120: Pointless Flowers | 0 |
| 129 | Chapter 121: Flower Fronds | 0 |
| 130 | Interlude: The Wish God | 0 |
| 131 | Chapter 122: Cottage Street | 0 |
| 132 | Chapter 123: Roll for it | 0 |
| 133 | Chapter 124: Visiting | 0 |
| 134 | Chapter 125: Snapdragons | 0 |
| 135 | Chapter 126: Emotions | 0 |
| 136 | Chapter 127: Shopping Phase | 0 |
| 137 | Chapter 128: Granny | 0 |
| 138 | Chapter 129: Goddess | 0 |
| 139 | Chapter 130: Options | 0 |
| 140 | Chapter 131: Foxglove | 0 |
| 141 | Interlude: Interlusion, the reckoning | 0 |
| 142 | Chapter 132: Carrie and her emotions | 0 |
| 143 | Chapter 134: The Blight of Granny Grimroses | 0 |
| 144 | Chapter 135: Lessons Not Quite Learned | 0 |
| 145 | Chapter 136: Conspiring | 0 |
| 146 | Chapter 137: Newbies | 0 |
| 147 | Chapter 138: Dueling Trumpets | 0 |
| 148 | Chapter 139: Fimbulwinter | 0 |
| 149 | Chapter 140: Foxglove | 0 |
| 150 | Chapter 141: This is a good question actually. | 0 |
| 151 | Chapter 142: Reactions | 0 |
| 152 | Chapter 143: Yes that might be helpful | 0 |
| 153 | No Chapter This Week | 0 |
| 154 | Interlude: Dragon Dreams | 0 |
| 155 | Interlude: Picking Timelines | 0 |
| 156 | Interlude: Big Brother's Anxieties | 0 |
| 157 | Merry Christmas! | 0 |
| 158 | And a happy New Year! | 0 |
| 159 | Chapter 144: A Contest of Destinies | 0 |
| 160 | Chapter 145: Statement of Intent | 0 |
| 161 | Chapter 146: Ammeline's Input | 0 |
| 162 | Chapter 147: Kyle and Jenny's Input | 0 |
| 163 | No chapter again, general groaning | 0 |
| 164 | Chapter 148: Bombshell Revelation | 0 |
| 165 | Chapter 149: Never Lucky | 0 |
| 166 | Chapter 150: The Third Stage of Grief | 0 |
| 167 | Chapter 152: Mysterious Ways | 0 |
| 168 | Chapter 153: A personage of noble rank and title | 0 |
| 169 | Chapter 154: Unpredictable Magical Synergies | 0 |
| 170 | Chapter 155: Strange Threads | 0 |
| 171 | Chapter 156: By Undiplomatic Means | 0 |
| 172 | Chapter 157: Strategies in the Breath Before Battle | 0 |
| 173 | Chapter 158: Frustrations | 0 |
| 174 | Chapter 159: Scientific Method | 0 |
| 175 | Chapter 160: Untapped Potential | 0 |
| 176 | Chapter called because of sick | 0 |
| 177 | Chapter 162: Evan during the battle | 0 |
| 178 | Chapter 163: Tactical Assessment | 0 |
| 179 | Chapter 164: Sabotage | 0 |
| 180 | Chapter 165: See also "Interesting." | 0 |
| 181 | Chapter 166: A ripple in the world | 0 |
| 182 | Chapter 167: Rampage | 0 |
| 183 | Chspter 168: Probably Improbable | 0 |
| 184 | Chapter 169: Backstage | 0 |
| 185 | Chapter 170: Do Not Jump In Shark Tank | 0 |
| 186 | Chapter 171: A Deus Ex Machina has to cost | 0 |
| 187 | Chapter 172: Aftermath's beginning | 0 |
| 188 | Chapter 173: Clashing Viewpoints | 0 |
| 189 | No chapter this week | 0 |
| 190 | Chapter 174: Stories in the Aftermath | 0 |
| 191 | Chapter 175: New Trouble Already Brewing | — |
| 192 | Chapter 176: Inspirational | — |
| 193 | Chapter 177: Plans | — |
| 194 | Chapter 278: It's not like that! | — |
| 195 | Chapter 279: Obladee, Oblada....(oldies reference) | — |
| 196 | Chapter 280: Who knows who knows? | — |
| 197 | Chapter 281: Like Old Times | — |