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Did she already know what I would ask her for?

Did she already know what I would ask her for?

by Finlegost

ComedySlice of LifeAdventureFantasySatireHigh FantasyLitRPGProgressionComedyMale LeadSlice of Life
Rising Stars:Satire #50

'If I have to modify my status then I would start with my two wishes: Strength and women.''99 points to strength and with it I would fulfill my first wish, and not only that, but by using my strength I will be able to obtain a lot of money and, with it, women.''[Reset Status Points]''Mentally pressing the reset button changed all my status points to just one attribute…''Intelligence!''"I'll tell you why you should keep that slave for me until I buy her…"''Feeling smarter than ever I used every possible argument to convince the slave dealer not to sell that slave until I had the money to buy her. After all…''That slave is not only beautiful, she also has [Masochist] in her state!''I must buy her!' Note:Explicit sexual content begins in chapter 21. On Patreon you can find chapters in advance. Release schedule: Wednesday

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OverviewEngagementProseChapters
Favorites
124
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FVR
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Rating
3.52
Ratings
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RS Days
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Total Chapters
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Chapter Analysis
Word counts and prose metrics for each chapter
#TitleWordsFK GradeDialogueSSPVariation
0 Ch 1: A bit of luck is not bad0----
1Ch 2: Classes0----
2Ch 3: Entering the capital0----
3Ch 4: Bajamira labyrinth0----
4Ch 5: Mental note, next time come prepared 0----
5
Ch 6: Actually, it has two slots...
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6Ch 7: To the slave trade 0----
7Ch 8: Masochist 0----
8Ch 9: Harvesting loot in mass0----
9Ch 10: A Good Deal0----
10Ch 11: My instincts detect danger0----
11Ch 12: You forced me!0----
12Ch 13: Since when did I become so fierce?0----
13Ch 14: No no no. God, please no0----
14Ch 15: Smart clone0----
15Ch 16: What a gallant, smart clone!0----
16Ch 17: After a fight, fireflies appear0----
17Ch 18: I'm only flesh and bones, I can't resist her temptation!0----
18Ch 19: Such amount of money is unreasonable, no matter how you look at it!0----
19Ch 20: A good friend0----
20Ch 21: Blowjob0----
21Ch 22: Blood Seal Lvl330----
22Ch 23: Who said shopping for clothes with a woman is boring?0----
23Ch 24: Negative points on Alessia0----
24Ch 25: The first-floor boss0----
25Ch 26: Get clean in the labyrinth? bullshit! Do that at home!0----
26Ch 27: Our first time0----
27Ch 28: The second floor0----
28Ch 29: Of course, after the boss fight...0----
29Ch 30: Everyone has a tragic story to tell...0----
30Ch 31: I don't wish them bad, but I hope that...!0----
31Ch 32: If it's not in the labyrinth, then it will be in the carriage0----
32Ch 33: I will take that as a yes.0----
33Ch 34: Treasure hunt!0----
34Ch 35: Hey, don't look so resigned.0----
35Ch 36: Library… Done! What else is missing from the list?0----
36Ch 37: Using the new weapons0----
37Ch 38: As expected from [Edge+]0----
38Ch 39: I don’t deny that it’s exciting to see you0----
39Ch 40: And so, the boss fight stayed in the background0----
40Ch 41: Let's strike the iron while it's still hot!0----
41Ch 42: The red dots are increasing!0----
42Ch 43: Should I ask them if they want tea or coffee?0----
43 Ch 44: The start of the chain0----
44Ch 45: Because that's what a man does!0----
45Ch 46: First Inventory Upgrade.0----
46Ch 47: Will it be possible to get the Mage class with the magic scrolls?0----
47Ch 48: I wish every night was like this...0----
48Ch 49: Wise words, it is better not to learn to cook at all.0----
49Ch 50: That's why I chose a house with a balcony!0----
50Ch 51: After the storm comes the calm0----
51Ch 52: Trap room0----
52Ch 53: So they swing that way!0----
53Ch 54: Trust is a double-edged sword0----
54Ch 55: This is the power of money!!0----
55Ch 56: Luminous flower seed0----
56Ch 57: It never hurts to make sure!0----
57Ch 58: If money doesn't make happiness, how about sexy underwear?0----
58 Ch 59: Before going the labyrinth, gardening work0----
59Ch 60: It's so cold!!0----
60Ch 61: God, what more do you want from me?!0----
61Ch 62: You should have said thanks, damn ungrateful sow0----
62Ch 63: The righteous fall for sinners, huh?0----
63Ch 64: It seems I'll only be able to fully concentrate when she falls asleep.0----
64Ch 65: Time to visit the hidden bosses0----
65Ch 66: Me? Am I older than her?0----
66Ch 67: A night at my parents' house.0----
67Ch 68: No one knows what it's like to fight with my parents until they try!0----
68Ch 69: A talk about Classes0----
69Ch 70: Haven't there been too many coincidences lately?0----
70Ch 71: The name fits him perfectly.0----
71Ch 72: I'm no expert on the subject, but I'd say he suffers from friendzone.0----
72Ch 73: The Solitary Temple0----
73Ch 74: From that day onwards, Yair's sneezing became frequent.0----
74Ch 75: The past from a different point of view0----
75Ch 76: Meditating on the top of a mountain0----
76Ch 77: I'm walking a tightrope here0----
77Ch 78: A hasty plan will always have small mistakes0----
78Ch 79: We're about to enter the labyrinth, let's not lose focus.0----
79Ch 80: Sitting as lovers increases the chances of a flashback by 100%0----
80Ch 81: The first time of a Priestess0----
81Ch 82: Saint Delia0----
82Ch 83: Homecoming0----
83 Ch 84: Thank you... Master0----
84Ch 85: Expanding our connection with nature0----
85Ch 86: Now I understand my parents, but only a little bit...0----
86Ch 87: The beginning of a combat nun0----
87Ch 88: Easy, easy. This must have a logical explanation.0----
88Ch 89: The ceremony of a Saint who strayed from her path0----
89 Ch 90: Energy recovery magic's dark side0----
90Ch 91: Or at least I think she feels that way0----
91Ch 92: This humble me has managed to survive another day...0----
92Ch 93: She interrupted my thought with those words.0----
93Ch 94: Unexpected visitors0----
94Ch 95: In my mind, Delia will be someone lovable forever....0----
95Ch 96: Descending the mountain0----
96Ch 97: I want my retirement now!0----
97Ch 98: The war of egos0----
98 Ch 99: She is honest0----
99Ch 100: Diverting her even more from the right path0----
100Ch 101: The three sages0----
101Ch 102: First the deer and now the bear, what's next?0----
102Ch 103: In enemy territory0----
103Ch 104: New status profiles0----
104Ch 105: An enemy different from the ordinary0----
105Ch 106: Is it too late to ask for a transfer?0----
106Ch 107: I take it back. I don't need friends.0----
107Ch 108: I reiterate. My money sense is ruined0----
108Ch 109: I like to come before it gets dark0----
109Ch 110: I must be fair. I mustn't have favorites.0----
110Ch 111: I want you to have a life even when I am not present0----
111Ch 112: The lethality of the new arrows0----
112Ch 113: My presumed age continues to increase0----
113Ch 114: Puh Puh0----
114Ch 115: I am his disciple in the shadows0----
115Ch 116: Without knowing, I dug my own grave0----
116Ch 117: An opportunity to remember old habits0----
117Ch 118: Bullies! You're all bullies!!!0----
118Ch 119: Yair! Save me!!!0----
119Ch 120: Long live the Golden Archer!0----
120Ch 121: I've been lacking luck lately!0----
121Ch 122: Under the table, there's a fierce battle0----
122Ch 123: Is this how the great geniuses of history have made their discoveries?0----
123Ch 124: Old Gerald0----
124Ch 125: Where will Old Gerald's missions lead?0----
125Ch 126: Do you have a clear conscience?0----
126Ch 127: This damn telescope must be malfunctioning0----
127Ch 128: I'll remember that face whenever you come to bother me!0----
128Ch 129: Yum yum yum0----
129Ch 130: I forgive you because you're impotent...0----
130Ch 131: Did this end the way she wanted it to be, or the way I wanted it to be?0----
131Ch 132: How long will they be able to keep that color?0----
132Ch 133: The psychological attack is super effective0----
133Ch 134: Don't make me feel guiltier than I already am!0----
134Ch 135: The message to the Red Flag guild0----
135Ch 136: The Golden Lion guild0----
136Ch 137: Behaving in a normal way0----
137Ch 138: Won't there be a magic object to save these moments?0----
138Ch 139: The capital is slowly returning to normal0----
139Ch 140: And so, the golden labyrinth got more publicity... but negative0----
140Ch 141: Safe point0----
141Ch 142: Is it free?0----
142Ch 143: This guy is crazy!0----
143Ch 144: Was it a bad decision to leave her with them?0----
144Ch 145: Ugh, we ran into each other too soon...0----
145Ch 146: Magic Valerians0----
146Ch 147: Why is there so much mud on the ground?0----
147Ch 148: Pride? what's that?0----
148Ch 149: The rest, come at me!0----
149Ch 150: Come on! Carry on with this useless battle!0----
150Ch 151: Let me go! I must prove my loyalty!!!0----
151Ch 152: Guild Master! Save me!!!0----
152Ch 153: Was my performance that good?0----
153Ch 154: If I'm going to cook, it's got to be big!0----
154Ch 155: I know the real reason why you're here!0----
155Ch 156: Sword Intent0----
156Ch 157: Mana Storage0----
157Ch 158: The disaster summoner0----
158Ch 159: Without honor or victory0----
159Ch 160: The end of vengeance0----
160Ch 161: If I go down, then you go down with me!0----
161Ch 162: He's not the man I was looking for!0----
162Ch 163: Monster extermination0----
163Ch 164: Preparing the battle place0----
164Ch 165: Team 120----
165Ch 166: Was it just a coincidence?0----
166Ch 167: Pack leader0----
167Ch 168: Did all my efforts end in this?0----
168Ch 169: The wave of monsters is coming!0----
169Ch 170: A new guild was born!0----
170Ch 171: Do you want to know?0----
171Ch 172: Miraculous healings0----
172Ch 173: The appearance of a combat nun0----
173Ch 174: The unknown side of the bad boy0----
174Ch 175: Are you sure this is the final price?0----
175Ch 176: He's not my father. He's my grandfather!0----
176Ch 177: These are not the brothers I remembered0----
177Ch 178: It's unfortunate. After all, I have few friends.0----
178Ch 179: Drop that spear! It must be possessed!0----
179Ch 180: How to tame a sacred weapon in just one night0----
180Ch 181: It looks even worse than collecting materials!0----
181Ch 182: That's all I could say to her.0----
182Ch 183: It's her life and her decisions0----
183Ch 184: I'll protect that archer even if it's at the cost of my own life!0----
184Ch 185: Having children has been his worst misfortune.0----
185Ch 186: Infernal Sea0----
186Ch 187: This is an eternal cycle, the cycle of war.0----
187Ch 188: Not that you were older than me?0----
188Ch 189: Do you hear that echo?0----
189Ch 190: Luck does not always work the way you want0----
190Ch 191: I must separate from them as soon as possible.0----
191Ch 192: How dare you use such trickery?! You disappoint me!0----
192Ch 193: After this, the days of the Golden Archer will surely be counted0----
193Ch 194: You bring trouble even after your death!0----
194Ch 195: You may fool others, but not me!0----
195Ch 196: Do you live off others?0----
196Ch 197: Sacrifice yourself!!!0----
197Ch 198: The scream of someone betting everything on one hand!0----
198Ch 199: That time when ten thousand arrows fell upon me0----
199Ch 200: I'll be in your care then.0----
200Ch 201: Blue Wind0----
201Ch 202: So, for now, I'll pretend I'm poor.0----
202Ch 203: Do you know how to massage?0----
203Ch 204: It will hurt him more than his balls, I'm sure0----
204Ch 205: Once I climbed the stairs, thousands of people were looking at me.0----
205Ch 206: Hey! that wasn't in the script0----
206Ch 207: Do you even have mercy, Dorian?0----
207Ch 208: I love freedom0----
208Ch 209: The Wind Brazier is awesome!0----
209Chap X0----
210Ch 210: A day of first times0----
211Ch 211: Haa… I should probably tell her all about myself.0----
212Ch 212: Haa… This situation with my girls won’t go on much longer.0----
213Ch 213: What? Why did I say that?0----
214Ch 214: Sh*t! This day just keeps getting better and better0----
215Ch 215: What is this? I feel like I somehow met the requirements to get a new class0----
216Ch 216: WHAT?!0----
217Ch 217: Am I also so easily manipulated by Master?0----
218Ch 218: What is this?0----
219Ch 219: I was sure she would always be on my side....0----
220Ch 220: What do you mean?0----
221Ch 221: What is this? Your masseuse’s address?0----
222Ch 222: @#%@%# stupid old corrupt commander0----
223Ch 223: My life belongs to you. I couldn't live if anything happened to you0----
224Ch 224: Did you like this experience?0----
225Ch 225: Can someone die from pleasure?0----
226Ch 226: That new abnormal state explains a lot about what happened today0----
227Ch 227: There's plenty of me for both of you0----
228Ch 228: I didn't ask for this responsibility....0----
229Ch 229: If I wasn't someone as mature as I am, I might get jealous0----
230Ch 230: It can't be too hard, can it?0----
231Ch 231: We can't do much more0----
232Ch 232: Remember, you're not alone0----
233Ch 233: This new reckless Alessia really gets on my nerves0----
234Ch 234: Ohh, shit. This is going to hurt0----
235Ch 235: What she says is true, but... immature? Me?0----
236Ch 236: That's my girl!0----
237Ch 237: A bunch of new classes0----
238Ch 238: Do you love her?0----
239Ch 239: What the hell is going on here?0----
240Ch 240: Really? Now? wait! That means…0----
241Ch 241: There are times when I don't really understands my girls0----
242Ch 242: Yes, he is definitely treating me differently...0----
243Ch 243: Is this some kind of foreplay?0----
244Ch 244: I won't be able to resist in this passive role much longer0----
245Ch 245: She's probably an enemy, yes, but that doesn't make her any less beautiful0----
246Ch 246: What were you saying?0----
247Ch 247: I'm a professional, remember?0----
248Ch 248: What's with this attitude of hers after my show of goodwill?0----
249Ch 249: This is going to be soooo much fun....0----
250DSAK 250: Are you sure? I think we should check it out0----
251DSAK 251: The toy was yours, wasn't it?0----
252Ch 252: Why didn't I think a bit more about those strange details before?0----
253Ch 253: What am I doing?0----
254Ch 254: So the Blood Seal can also be used that way?0----
255Ch 255: WHERE DID SHE GO?0----
256Ch 256: Don't worry, it's not as bad as it looks0----
257Ch 257: If a task seems too colossal, just reduce it to smaller, manageable portions0----
258Ch 258: Haa... It looks like my prank backfired on me0----
259Ch 259: Why am I so furious? For some reason, today I feel like I need to vent to someone0----
260Ch 260: Don't even consider me your friend?0----
261Ch 261: This makes me miss the old days with her a bit0----
262Ch 262: I'm afraid0----
263Ch 263: Is she enjoying it?0----
264Ch 264: He wants me to do what? 0----
265Ch 265: Nooooooooo! I was so close0----
266Ch 266: That won't be necessary...0----
267Ch 267: I can't have been such an asshole.... 0----
268Ch 268: Do none of them really realize I'm here?0----
269Ch 269: Yep. It definitely looks like I screwed up....0----
270Ch 270: Agh, I hate grouping with strangers0----
271Ch 271: Where did you go, Master?0----
272Ch 272: What's the worst that could happen?0----
273Ch 273: In desperate times, desperate measures are required0----
274Ch 274: Just a few more weeks...0----
275Ch 275: Should I give him 150 gold more?0----
276 Ch 276: I should get some rest too...0----
277Ch 277: Your wish is my command0----
278Ch 278: I still need to make up for all the days I've neglected her0----
279Ch 279: Mentally prepare? Hadn't she already made up her mind?0----
280Ch 280: It's quite impressive how much she's changed in this short period of time0----
281Ch 281: Maybe I'm just jumping to conclusions...0----
282Ch 282: That's an advantage that could really be considered unfair... 0----
283Ch 283: Focus, Emir! Now you can't think of anything else0----
284Ch 284: Now things have changed0----
285Ch 285: Master is going to kill me when he finds out0----
286Ch 286: Revenge and death0----
287Ch 287: Why can't she heal herself?0----
288Ch 288: I'm not going to apologize... 0----
289Ch 289: Wait, wait, wait... What is Delia talking about?0----
290Ch 290: This is something I have to sort out on my own0----
291Ch 291: I just hope I'm not making a terrible mistake0----
292Ch 292: Maybe we are changing too fast... 0----
293Ch 293: I hope I did not make a mistake in asking for their help0----
294Ch 294: I'm going to give you a real reason to be offended, you smug old hag!0----
295 Ch 295: Who are my parents really??!!!0----
296Ch 296: Delia, come here right now!0----
297Ch 297: How hard can it be?0----
298Ch 298: This is the best thing that ever happened to me0----
299Ch 299: How could this happen?0----
300Ch 300: This is terribly wrong0----
301Ch 301: We are a family... Or aren't we?0----
302Ch 302: Is this an effect of the improvement in my status?0----
303Ch 303: This weapon is too powerful not to take advantage of it0----
304Ch 304: That thing will only bring you trouble0----
305Ch 305: Now it's my turn to annoy him!0----
306Ch 306: Seeing her, the two parts of my mind finally agreed0----
307Ch 307: I believe this got the message across0----
308Ch 308: Who in their right mind would want to have a love affair with a witch?0----
309Ch 309: I want to trust Gerald, but not to the point of revealing all my cards0----
310Ch 310: You have nothing to worry about0----
311Ch 311: That means that I... No... It can't be0----
312Ch 312: I can't blame her for her feelings0----
313Ch 313: I... We... Here?0----
314Ch 314: Ready for round two?0----
315Ch 315: If you trust me, there's no point in you distrusting the trust I have in you0----
316Ch 316: This isn't what it looks like, Alessia0----
317Ch 317: You've said enough0----
318Ch 318: I'm tired of this nonsense... A sword can't guide my hand0----
319Ch 319: You don't have to do anything you don't want to0----
320Ch 320: You're a fool0----
321Ch 321: I need to get my girls out of here as soon as possible0----
322Ch 322: Just as I imagined... Haa... Well, this makes it easier0----
323Ch 323: Good. I'm glad we've been able to reach an agreement0----
324Ch 324: Why do you hate them so much?0----
325Ch 325: That was disgusting0----
326Ch 326: I never would have thought they would expose themselves in such a stupid way0----
327Ch 327: Well, I think you can imagine what awaits you0----
328Ch 328: Now it's my turn to strike back 0----
329Ch 329: The show must go on0----
330Ch 330: I'm going to take care of what's in front of me0----
331Ch 331: Golden Archer... That's a curious nickname for a swordsman0----
332Ch 332: He's more rough than diamond 0----
333Ch 333: I wish those kinds of things could be solved with money, but life isn't that simple0----
334Ch 334: You're an idiot0----