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The Butcher of Gadobhra

The Butcher of Gadobhra

by The Walrus King

AdventureArtificial IntelligenceComedyFantasyLitRPG

Butcher of Gadobhra, Volumes 1,2 and 3 are available on Amazon and Audible. Volume 4 will be leaving RR in the latter months of 2026. (Amazon Rules, not by my choice. Amazon pays the bills, and I still have two girls in college.)https://www.royalroad.com/amazon/B0FFT9SDHJ?maas=&ref=In the dystopian world of the future, life is rough when you live at the bottom. Jobs are nonexistent. Far too many people live in poverty, crammed into huge buildings called Habitats. With no jobs in the real world, many people can only find work online in VR worlds as servants to the very rich. And it's getting worse. The old internet is unusable and hacked to pieces. The new system needs AI to run things, but all but one of them were destroyed. The last sentient AI is ordered to create a new game world so the rich can have a playground and the corporations that rule the world can have a new global marketplace.  Everyone wants a piece of the new game. The guilds are competing to be the first to find the dungeons and kill the biggest monster. The corporations are claiming land and building their online marketplaces. Ozzy and his friends just want a paycheck. Four friends sign five-year contracts as virtual serfs in a small village, and can't go adventuring at all to gain money. They don't have many choices. They can work as a blacksmith, barmaid, and shepherd for all those years....or they can cheat and find ways to take advantage of the system and carve out a section of the game world for themselves, and earn a fortune in the real world.When they give you a mop and not a sword, you have to find the loopholes and change the rules.

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1Chapter 262: Urban Planning, Southern Style0----
2Chapter 263: Accountants0----
3Chapter 264: Spare the shovel, and spoil the hell pit.0----
4Chapter 265: Business Lunch0----
5Chapter 266: Lair of the Ice Wizard0----
6Chapter 267: Profitable Dealings with Small Town Mayors0----
7Chapter 268: I hope you know...0----
8Chapter 269: Preparing for Battle0----
9Chapter 270: Cleaning House0----
10Chapter 271: End of one road, Start of Another.0----
11Chapter 272: Hamlet Building0----
12Chapter 273: The Great Gopher Hunt0----
13Chapter 274: North Farthing0----
14Chapter 275: Has anyone seen our scribes?0----
15Chapter 276: Captains Outrageous0----
16Chapter 277: A morning of friendly negotiations0----
17Chapter 278: The Long War0----
18Interlude: Pomeline0----
19Chapter 279: Corporate Complaints.0----
20Chapter 280: You had us at 'crazy'.0----
21Chapter 281: Farthing on the Pond0----
22Chapter 282: Merchant War0----
23Chapter 283: Sailors and Dragons and Paths Less Taken.0----
24Chapter 284: The Last Hamlet0----
25Chapter 285: The Barony Goes to War0----
26Chapter 286: Death and Fertilizer0----
27Chapter 287: The Penalty for Getting Noticed0----
28Chapter 288: A Day off, part 10----
29Chapter 289: A Day Off, part 20----
30Chapter 290: A Day Off, part 30----
31Chapter 292: Going for Silver0----
32Chapter 291: "We have multiple Code-Threes!"0----
33Chapter 293: Lady Mourninglade's Apprentice (Suzette Tier 3)0----
34Chapter 294: Offerings to the Goddesses0----
35Chapter 296: Bacon? Not-Bacon?0----
36Chapter 295: Remembering Old Times0----
37Chapter 297: Franklin House0----
38Chapter 298: Tinkers, Pirates, and Troublemakers0----
39Chapter 299: Frankly, gentlemen, I'm insulted that you didn't invite me.0----
40Chapter 300: Judgement0----
41Chapter 301: Safe Delivery0----
42Chapter 302: The Red Banner goes Shopping0----
43Chapter 303: Pit Fight!0----
44Chapter 304: When the smoke settles...0----
45Chapter 305: After Dinner Drinks0----
46Chapter 306: Choosing a Path0----
47Chapter 307: Family Reunion0----
48Chapter 308: The Proper Diet for a Training Montage.0----
49Chapter 309: Legacy of Prometheus0----
50Chapter 310: Attempted Delivery0----
51Chapter 311: Shepherds doing what Shepherds do best.0----
52Chapter 312: Ducal Reunion0----
53Chapter 313: The Emperor's Birthday, part 1.0----
54Chapter 314: The Emperor's Birthday, Part 20----
55Chapter 315: The Emperor's Birthday, Part 30----
56Chapter 316: The Emperor's Birthday, Part 4.0----
57Chapter 317: The Emperor's Birthday Party, Part 50----
58Announcement about the Future of my Stories. (Non-Story)0----
59Chapter 318: "No, really, I just came for a cup of coffee."0----
60Chapter 319: Why, yes, I might know where a dungeon is. Are you looking for one?0----
61Chapter 320: Who stole my kobold?0----
62Chapter 321: Fire Sale0----
63Chapter 322: A Dragon for Myrna0----
64Chapter 323: Gophorian Loot0----
65Chapter 324: Don't you lie!0----
66Chapter 325: A good cup of coffee before going to work.0----
67Chapter 326: Deals while Drying Dishes0----
68Chapter 327: The Crusade Against Ghoulish Aggression0----
69Chapter 328: Humbling the Nobility0----
70Chapter 329: Ghoulish Bargains0----
71Chapter 330: The Red Chapel0----
72Chapter 331: Souvenir Loot0----
73Chapter 332: It's not going to work.0----
74Chapter 333: The Rousing of Lord Alwyn0----
75Chapter 334: Perils of the Wildlands0----
76Chapter 335: Congenial Conversation0----
77Chapter 336: The Cost of Passage0----
78Chapter 337: An Honored Guest0----
79Chapter 338: One Night at the Library of Lost Time0----
80Chapter 339: Backstabbing, Treachery, and Dancing: The History of the Fae Realms during Peacetime.0----
81Chapter 340: Negotiations Begin0----
82Chapter 341: Gone Fishing0----
83Chapter 342: The Captain, the Duchess, the Barmaid and the Hound0----
84Chapter 343: Giving the Duchess her Greatest Desire0----
85Chapter 344: The Illusion of Control0----
86Chapter 345: In Death Ground0----
87Chapter 346: Kings and Klaxons0----
88Chapter 347: Diplomacy at the Border0----
89Chapter 348: Getting some attention0----
90Chapter 349: Applied Banking Principles0----
91Chapter 350: "I am Renegotiating the Deal"0----
92Chapter 351: Avoiding the Bad Pudding0----
93Chapter 352: The Countess and the King0----
94Chapter 353: The Proper Respect for Freckles0----
95Chapter 354: Life Finds a Way0----
96Chapter 355: The Brownie Caravan0----
97Chapter 356: The further travels of Clan Brindleberry0----
98Chapter 357: Billy goes bowling.0----
99Chapter 358: The Wheel of Eight0----
100Chapter 359: The Terrible Assault of the Blue Boxes0----
101Chapter 360: Conversation amid the Desolation0----
102Chapter 361: Disproving Bernie's Hypothesis0----
103Chapter 362: A Visit with Mother0----
104Chapter 363: A Bloody and Brutal Perspective0----
105Chapter 364: The Crossroads0----
106Chapter 365: Talking with Hecate0----
107Chapter 366: What do we want and how do we get it?0----
108Chapter 367: More Legendary Loot0----
109Character Sheet: Ozzy TIer 40----
110Chapter 368: The Unca-Varn Show0----
111Character Sheet: Ben, Tier 4, The Ingenious Imperial Courier0----
112Chapter 369: Back to the Grind0----
113Rolly, Tier 4: The Heroic Shepherd0----
114Chapter 370: Madmen and Professional Mages0----
115Chapter 371: Pomeline and the Captain0----
116Character Sheet, Tier 4: Suzette, the Woman with Three Shadows.0----
117Chapter 372: Midnight Cruise0----
118Chapter 373: One Snowy Night0----
119Chapter 374: Ben's 110----
120Chapter 375: Date Night0----
121Chapter 376: Ice and War0----
122Chapter 377: That time I broke a friend out of jail and flew away on an inflatable dragon.0----
123Chapter 378: A History Lesson from Uncle Damien0----
124Chapter 379: The Growing Storm0----
125Chapter 380: Brownies, Knights, and Stinky Cheese.0----
126Chapter 381: Broken Quests and Unexpected Guests0----
127Chapter 382: Tea with a Black Dragon0----
128Chapter: 383 Small eyes and ears.0----
129Chapter 384: Sneaky Bad Guys, and Sloppy Math0----
130Chapter 385: Madmen in Mad, Mad World0----
131Chapter 386: Season of the Witch0----
132Chapter 387: Eviction Notice0----
133Chapter 388: Not sticking with the Plan.0----
134Chapter 389: Weaponizing Merchants and Merchandizing War0----
135Chapter 390: Riding the White Lightning0----
136Chapter 391: Let's get this party started.0----
137Chapter 392: Hedgehogs and Picnics0----
138Chapter 393: Job Interview0----
139Chapter 394: The Triple Witching Hour0----
140Chapter 395: Casualties of War0----
141Chapter 396: Chairmen of the Boards0----
142Chapter 397: Coffee Break0----
143Chapter 398: When a Plan Comes Together...and Explodes.0----
144Chapter 399: Laws of Contagion and Similarity0----
145Chapter 400: Like a Flock of Vultures0----
146Chapter 401: Science is Loud!0----
147Chapter 402: Exploring Sedgewick0----
148Chapter 403: Moss Masters and Distinguished Scholars0----
149Chapter 404: The Sum of the Parts0----
150Chapter 405: Vultures at Bay0----
151Chapter 406: Thunderstruck!0----
152Chapter 407: The End of the Tail0----
153Chapter 408: They aren't making any more....0----
154Chapter 409: Generous Gifts0----
155Chapter 410: Setting up Shop0----
156Chapter 411: A Chill Wind Blows0----
157Chapter 412: Cold Reception0----
158Vacation!0----
159Chapter 413: Chicken Soup, Chamomile Tea, and the Inquisition.0----
160Chapter 414: Head Lackey to Two Windbags0----
161Chapter 415: Too Many Hands Making the Sausage Means Someone is Losing Fingers.0----
162Chapter 416: Job Openings0----
163Chapter 417: Teapots0----
164Venn Diagrams, Sausage and Black Beans: Not a real chapter, but does have a tasty recipe. :)0----
165Chapter 418: The Curious Cooking Rituals of the Fire Flume Kobolds.0----
166Chapter 419: Following a Cold Trail0----
167Chapter 420: Still Want to Be in Front?0----
168Chapter 421: Cold as Ice0----
169Chapter 422: Cleaning out the Freezer0----
170Chapter 423: The Gathering Frost0----
171Chapter 424: Where there's Smoke....0----
172Chapter 425: ACME makes progress.0----
173Chapter 426: He Bidged! He Budged! Today is the day!0----
174Chapter 427: Surge0----
175Chapter 428: Huzzah, Our First Student!0----
176Chapter 429: And Everything was Going Fine...Until it Wasn't.0----
177Chapter 430: New Growth0----
178Chapter 431: Master of the Market0----
179Chapter 432: Shopping List0----
180Chapter 433: Tax Relief0----
181Chapter 434: Creative Crafting Projects0----
182Chapter 435: Early Morning Muster0----
183Chapter 436: As the Emperor Commands0----
184Chapter 437: The Baggage Train0----
185Chapter 438: Traveling through the Winter Wonderland0----
186Chapter 439: Ducks0----
187Chapter 440: The Careful Planning of General Rhodhan0----
188Chapter 441: The Sound of Horns.0----
189Chapter 442: The Battle of the Wagons0----
190Chapter 443: Digging In0----
191Chapter 444: Frost Devil0----
192Chapter 445: Cold Pursuit0----
193Chapter 446: The Gift that Keeps Giving0----
194Chapter 447: The Thunder of Two Thousand Hooves0----
195Happy New Year! The Walrus's plans for 2025, and AMA.0----
196Chapter 448: Leaves of Ash0----
197Chapter 449: The Start of a Wild Ride0----
198Chapter 450: Hook Them Up0----
199Chapter 451: The Warrior-Priest of ACME0----
200Chapter 452: War Council0----
201Chapter 453: Traveling to Gadobhra0----
202Chapter 454: Challenge of the Lesser God-Emperor0----
203Chapter 455: Traveling Home0----
204Chapter 456: Bargain Books of the Fae0----
205Chapter 457: To Work!0----
206Chapter 458: Empty Wagons and Full Pockets0----
207Chapter 459: A New Age, A Dark Age.0----
208Chapter 460: Imperial Worries and Amusements0----
209Chapter 461: Does a Tuba of Blasting violate the Geneva Conventions?0----
210Chapter 462: Into the Pit0----
211Chapter 463: Billy's Bizarre Bazaar0----
212Chapter 464: A Casual Night of Butchering0----
213Chapter 465: About those TPS Reports...0----
214Chapter 466: Mercenaries and Vixens0----
215Chapter 467: Gold Mining0----
216Chapter 468: Minions and Monsters0----
217Chapter 469: A Hungry Dog0----
218Chapter 470: Pretty, Tasty Flowers0----
219Chapter 471: Grinding0----
220Chapter 472: Everything is Sausage0----
221Chapter 473: Phat Loot0----
222Chapter 474: Finding a new home in a difficult Housing Market0----
223Chapter 475: Pit Politics0----
224Chapter 476: Keep them doggies rolling0----
225Chapter 477: God-Emperor in Training0----
226Chapter 478: Wheelbarrow FTW0----
227Chapter 479: Even the Squirrels are Laughing0----
228Chapter 480: Special Imperial Envoy0----
229Chapter 481: The Emperor has questions0----
230Chapter 482: Turtle Soup0----
231Chapter 483: An Emperor's Generosity0----
232Chapter 484: Impressive Trough Feeding0----
233Chapter 485: The Battle for Bunny Hill0----
234Chapter 486: Sightseeing0----
235Chapter 487: Terror from Down Under0----
236Chapter 488: Soldier Training0----
237Chapter 489: The Varangian Mercenary0----
238Chapter 490: The Many Drinks Tribe joins the Horde0----
239Chapter 491: Vern takes Command0----
240Chapter 492: Bargains with Mortals0----
241Chapter 493: Visitors from the South0----
242Chapter 494: All it takes to Win are a few Brains0----
243Chapter 495: From the Ashes0----
244Chapter 496: Home Security0----
245Chapter 497 Marcie Vs Ozzie: Round 20----
246Four Years in the Making: Butcher of Gadobhra Volume One!0----
247Chapter 498: The Crones0----
248Chapter 499: Death Match round 20----
249Chapter 500: The Conclave of Winter0----
250Chapter 501: Some Mistakes cost you Pie0----
251Chapter 502: Breakfast of Champions0----
252Chapter 503: Notifying HR of a Problem0----
253Chapter 504: Captain Jack Galette has come for your pies.0----
254Chapter 505: I Owe You an Apology0----
255Chapter 506: The Muster of Winter0----
256Chapter 507: A Plague of Wolves0----
257Chapter 508: A Girl and her Favorite Ox0----
258Chapter 509: Jorges is Worried about Raul0----
259Chapter 510: The Last Steps of a Journey can be the Hardest0----
260Chapter 511: Churn Milk0----
261Chapter 512: Things go South0----
262Chapter 513: The Will of the Lesser God Emperor shall Prevail0----
263Chapter 514: How much wood would a Woodprince chuck if a Woodprince would chuck wood?0----
264Chapter 515: A Messy and Glorious little Battle0----
265Chapter 516: Discussion of the Ongoing Threat of Gadobhra0----
266Chapter 517: Reinforcements0----
267Chapter 518: Important Customer0----
268Chapter 519: We Live to Serve0----
269Chapter 520: "SCRIBE!"0----
270Chapter 521: Today is Brought to you by the Letter S, for Smash!0----
271Chapter 522: How about a little 'Ka-Ching' to start out the relationship?0----
272Chapter 523: The Baron Gathers his Forces0----
273Chapter 524: Here I come to Save the Day!0----
274Chapter 525: Just what we need in an apprentice0----
275Chapter 526: Your mothers were hamsters, and your father was a three-legged skunk.0----
276Chapter 527: Greetings, bar wench. I am on a mission for the Baron.0----
277Chapter 528: The Fae Hunters0----
278Chapter 529: Traditional Dwarven Barbecue0----
279Chapter 530: War on three fronts.0----
280Chapter 531: "Slaughter!"0----
281Chapter 532: Wolves at the Gates0----
282Chapter 533: THOU SHALL NOT PASS!0----
283Chapter 534: I haven't eaten Nobility before. I wonder if you taste like chicken?0----
284Chapter 535: Too many Fuzzybarkbarks0----
285Chapter 536: Synchronized Ballet0----
286Chapter 537: Parley0----
287Chapter 538: The Time of Great Plenty0----
288Chapter 539: Running with the pack0----
289Chapter 540: Wolf Stew and a Cozy Fire0----
290Chapter 541: The Morning after the Night Before0----
291Chapter 542: The Petting Zoo0----
292Chapter 543: The Winter War Begins0----
293Chapter 544: Barony Under Construction0----
294Chapter 545: 101 Ways to Not Fix the Roof0----
295Chapter 546: It's not always Sunny in Gadobhra0----
296Chapter 547: Two Emperors and their busy days.0----
297Chapter 548: Always good to have friends with large weapons and crafty minds0----
298Chapter 549: "I RULE HERE!"0----
299Chapter 550: Blackmail Most Foul0----
300Chapter 551: Heavy Metal0----
301Chapter 552: Dear Mater and Pater....0----
302Chapter 553: Couriers Make the Best Bait0----
303Chapter 554: Arthramax Takes Charge0----
304Chapter 555: Northguard Still Stands0----
305Chapter 556: Turning Point0----
306Chapter 557: The Butcher's Business0----
307Chapter 558: Safety in Numbers0----
308Chapter 559: The Enemy Slinking in the Shadows0----
309Chapter 560: Travel Delays0----
310Chapter 561: The Cold of the Land0----
311Chapter 562: Clan of the Cave Bear0----
312Chapter 563: Bath Night0----
313Chapter 564: Goody-two-shoes White Witch Magic0----
314Chapter 565: Hair of the Bear that Bit You0----
315Chapter 566: A Baron's Spite0----
316Chapter 567: Flexible Heroes0----
317Chapter 568: A Meeting at Northguard0----
318Chapter 569: The Empire Stands0----
319Chapter 570: Tastes Great, Less Filling0----
320Chapter 571: Summer is here again.0----
321Chapter 572: The Light of Summers Past0----
322Chapter 573: When an Emperor Dreams0----
323Chapter 574: The Clothes Maketh the Man0----
324Chapter 575: It is a Good Contract, But it could be a Much Better Contract0----
325Chapter 576: Even a Good Deed has Consequences0----
326Chapter 577: The Problems that Come from Winning0----
327VACATION TIME!0----
328Chapter 578: Mission to the North—----
329Chapter 579: Diplomacy, Franklin Style.—----
330Chapter 580: "He's so fluffy!!"—----
331Chapter 581: Impressive Speed—----
332Chapter 582: Why History Matters—----
333Chapter 583: Friends and Family—----
334Chapter 584: Tradition—----
335Chapter 585: More Tradition!—----
336Chapter 586: Do You Want to Build a Snowman?—----
337Chapter 587: The Baron Marches to War—----