One-Star Apocalypse

The System arrived with golden light, cheat skills, and a five-star destiny for everyone. Danny Park — professional product reviewer, sworn enemy of defective toasters — took one look at the end of the world and gave it one star. Now he's filing complaints about loot drop rates, demanding refunds on broken skills, and escalating tickets past unhelpful angel support. The gods run the apocalypse like a customer-service bureaucracy. They have no idea what's coming. A crunchy LitRPG comedy about the man who weaponized the feedback form.