A Is For Apocalypse

The apocalypse is just a marketing gimmick. A guy, his cheating ex-girlfriend - who is currently a pug and a mega-mall dungeon crawl where failure means liquidation. In a single instant, Earth is demolished. Not by an asteroid, and not by nuclear war. It was leveled by an intergalactic corporation to make room for a world-spanning shopping mall and a massive parking lot. But the grand opening is still a long way off. First, the corporation’s alien advertising agency needs a killer marketing campaign to hype up the universe. Their brilliant idea? A televised scavenger hunt preview event staged inside the unfinished ruins of the mall. Welcome to the ultimate retail advertising campaign, where forgetting your shopping list might just cost you your life. _________________________________ WHAT TO EXPECT:- A satirical, action-packed LitRPG dungeon crawl with a heavy dose of dark comedy, absurd puzzles, floor-by-floor mega-mall clearing, bizarre loot drops and a desperate struggle to please corporate sponsors for survival drops. SCHEDULEWill be posting 6 chapters throughout launch day, then after launch period will settle into a M W F schedule, with 3 new chapters every week.