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My Golden Core is a Star, and You Call This Cultivating?

My Golden Core is a Star, and You Call This Cultivating?

by LordScrewLoose

ComedyFantasySatireSci-fi
Shadow rank ~#82 in Satire↓21

Austin spent fifteen years as a construction foreman who made drywallers rip out forty sheets because one stud was an eighth of an inch off. So when he wakes up in a rotting mountain shack with a developer console floating in front of his face, he knows exactly what's going on: he's stuck in a buggy alpha build of an indie survival game. He is not in a game. He's in the body of an outer disciple of the Clear Sky Sect, and the "Ignite Core" button he just smashed has turned his dantian into a working thermonuclear fusion reactor. Now Austin is fixing the heavens the only way he knows how: permits, load calculations, and a five-foot titanium pipe wrench. His partner is Chief Inspector Pug, a three-headed celestial hound in a high-visibility safety vest. The immortals think he's an ancient, unfathomable horror. Austin thinks their sect is a code violation.

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1Chapter 1: The Server Is Lagging—----
2Chapter 2: Alignment Issues—----
3Chapter 3: The Ragdoll Physics Bug—----
4Chapter 4: Tending the Solar Fauna—----
5Chapter 5: The First Daily Quest & The Melted Seal—----
6Chapter 6: The Scent of Roasted Vegetables—----
7Chapter 7: The 200-Year Breakthrough—----
8Chapter 8: Scrap Metal Economy—----
9Chapter 9: The Zen of the Bamboo Broom—----
10Chapter 10: Bai Chen's Revenge—----
11Chapter 11: The Disciplinary Hall Inquiry—----
12Chapter 12: The Secret Council of Sect Master Gu—----
13Chapter 13: Daily Login Rewards & The Dragon-Silk Curtains—----
14Chapter 14: The Blood Wolf Infiltration—----
15Chapter 15: The Automated Mob Grinder—----
16Chapter 16: The Missing Infiltrators—----
17Chapter 17: Level 10 Breakthrough & The Heat Spike—----
18Chapter 18: The Lightning Rod Experiment—----
19Chapter 19: The Hound's Evolution—----
20Chapter 20: The Declaration of War—----
21Chapter 21: The Siege of Clear Sky—----
22Chapter 22: Trespassing on the Lawn—----
23Chapter 23: The Railgun Pebble—----
24Chapter 24: The Fall of the Blood Flagship—----
25Chapter 25: Season 1 Epilogue & The Mineral Vein Hook—----
26Chapter 26: Striking the Deep—----
27Chapter 27: The Automated Chisel—----
28Chapter 28: Floor 1: The Cobalt Labyrinth—----
29Chapter 29: The Waterwheel Turbine—----
30Chapter 30: Smelting Stellar Alloy—----
31Chapter 31: The Strange Seismic Pings—----
32Chapter 32: The Iron Pavilion's Claim—----
33Chapter 16: The Missing Infiltrators—----
34Chapter 17: Level 10 Breakthrough & The Heat Spike—----