Transmigrated as a Bankrupt Chef, and Now My Inn is a BL Disaster Zone

Pro tip: never stir-fry next to a cheap gas tank. You might wake up in a cultivation world, broke, running the worst restaurant in town, with three very hot men who want something that isn't on the menu. Everybody dies eventually. Shen Chunjuan has read enough web novels to know that these days, everybody transmigrates eventually too. No customers. A hundred taels of debt due by sunset. One employee who cries about money. And the cabbage has opinions. Turns out hearing ingredients talk makes him a Food Cultivator. Apprentice, Line Cook, Chef, Head Chef, all the way up to God of Cookery. He is currently an Apprentice. The cabbage is not impressed. 【Today's Special】Hei Wushi falls out of the sky, lands on him, then eats forty buns and asks about dessert. Where does it all go?Hei Wushi stretches. His chest goes duang. duang.Shen Chunjuan: ...Oh. So that's where it goes. 【Handle With Care】Zong Jiu got paid to tie Shen Chunjuan up, and would happily do it for free.Zong Jiu: Binding is cultivation. Binding is art. Be a good boy and hold still.Shen Chunjuan: AAAAH NO! (shoves Hei Wushi in front of him like a very large shield) 【Not on the Menu】Mo Shuangbai, sword saint, buttoned up to the chin. Finally, a normal one.Mo Shuangbai: Wife.Mo Shuangbai: Wife.Mo Shuangbai: My wife. I've found you at last.Shen Chunjuan: .................. 【Kitchen Accident】The three of them get into a fight in his dining room, so of course they all lose their shirts. Then their pants.Geda: Boss, with them around, we're finally coming out on top!Shen Chunjuan: ON TOP?! I'm the one ending up on the BOTTOM!!!!!! (╯°□°)╯ BL, why choose. The romance is slow burn, but the fanservice is not.Spice level: 🌶️🌶️🌶️ (he's a Sichuan chef, what did you expect)