Elder Gods Awaken: I Summoned Earth Gamers to Survive

Leo Vale woke up as a crumbling stone idol in a cursed chapel. The crack in his forehead was spreading. A three-meter monster was smashing down the door. He had thirty minutes before his fake godhood evaporated.Then a system pinged:> Fourth Calamity System bound.> Disguise yourself as a VR game. Summon Earth gamers. Their kills convert to faith.Leo had nothing left to lose. He made a promo. He spammed Reddit. Ten hours later, ten naked gamers spawned in his chapel, each holding a rusty sword.They were supposed to be cannon fodder.They turned out to be the worst army the gods had ever faced.[LitRPG. Progression. Dark Comedy. The MC is the GOD, not the player. Updates Tuesdays and Fridays.]