Human, Please Stay Lazy

The apartment hasn't been cleaned in three weeks. For the hundred or so booklice living behind the baseboards, this is paradise. The crumbs are plentiful. The bubblegum mountain hasn't been touched. The giant who lives upstairs is asleep — and as long as she stays asleep, life is good. Nib is the Keeper of the Board: a tiny, anxious, impeccably clean booklice who predicts what the giants might do next. When the giant smiles at her phone, Nib knows disaster is coming. When the giant's mother storms upstairs, it's Thunder Ritual. And when the giant finally calls the cleaners? That's the end of the world as they know it. A complete six-part comedy about what happens when the humans are the background characters — and the bugs are the ones trying to survive. All six chapters posted at once.