Clinical Guidelines for Necromancy

“Nobody understands necromancy better than I do. Only I can make necromancy great again. MNGA!” “I have a dream: to become the first gangstar of necromancy.” “Dragons are merely pitiful souls shackled by gravity. Add a propeller, and they become three times faster.” William wakes up in another world with no memory of who he was. He does, however, remember medicine. So naturally, he becomes a necromancer. Soon he is applying sterile technique to corpse handling, treating negative-energy exposure like occupational disease, reverse-engineering spells through clinical reasoning, and asking increasingly irresponsible questions about what technically counts as “alive.” The Church eventually issues a notice: WANTED: William, notorious necromancer.Charges include desecration, illegal experimentation, disregard for life, and introducing aseptic technique to necromancy—thereby saving numerous lives. ...Wait. Clinical medicine, evidence-based necromancy, dark comedy, dragons, and other important questions concerning life, the universe, and everything. No System. No status screens. Medical content is reviewed by a licensed physician. That physician is me. Please do not read during surgery.