Why Dinosaurs Don’t Live in New York

Ever dreamed of having an unusual pet?A snake?A bat?A monkey?Maybe even a hippo? Forget all that.Start with a dinosaur.A small one, of course.Then see what happens. Why Dinosaurs Don’t Live in New York imagines a world where humans didn’t stop at dogs. We domesticated dinosaurs, bred them into different types, brought them into our homes, walked them through city parks, taught them rules—and tried very hard to convince ourselves this was a good idea. What would a pet dinosaur eat?Could you train one?Could you breed a dinosaur-poodle?And most importantly: what happens when millions of years of instinct move into your apartment? There’s only one way to find out.Bring Rex home.