Hans Fritz Michelmans [PARODY/COMEDY]

Hans is a simple country boy with a special talent for catching orc fists with his face. After rescuing a drunken, ancient wizard from a brutal beating, Hans gets a VIP ticket to Irihol Castle, a handful of cheap change from a greedy king, and a suspicious glare from Princess Aika—a royal swordswoman who’s clearly debating where to bury him.    Naturally, asking for a place to sleep isn’t enough. Soon, alongside a muscle-bound orc, a snarky elf, and a kleptomanic dwarf, Hans is trying to "borrow" the kingdom's ultimate magical artifact: a giant crystal ball. The heist predictably goes up in flames, the ball shatters, and an ancient, apocalypse-level demon is unleashed to turn the capital into ash.    Now, this dysfunctional suicide squad—consisting of a clueless "hero," a sword-wielding princess, a suicidal wizard, and a bunch of green-skinned chaos agents—has to flee for their lives on a hijacked cart while dodging a rain of fiery monsters.   ______________________________________________________What to Expect: Unintentional Heroism: Hans takes punches like a champ, rejects royal gold for a sleepover, and drives a getaway cart like it’s a stolen sports car. Chaotic Party Dynamics: A sharp-tongued princess, an emotional two-meter-tall orc, a stressed-out elf, and a wizard who refuses to stay dead.    High-Speed Disaster: Shattered relics, sudden demon invasions, collapsing castles, and frantic cart chases through a burning city.    Absurd Comedy: Fast-paced dialogue, awkward romance tropes, and total deconstruction of classic fantasy clichés.