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by Jriri1452
Hans is a simple country boy with a special talent for catching orc fists with his face. After rescuing a drunken, ancient wizard from a brutal beating, Hans gets a VIP ticket to Irihol Castle, a handful of cheap change from a greedy king, and a suspicious glare from Princess Aika—a royal swordswoman who’s clearly debating where to bury him. Naturally, asking for a place to sleep isn’t enough. Soon, alongside a muscle-bound orc, a snarky elf, and a kleptomanic dwarf, Hans is trying to "borrow" the kingdom's ultimate magical artifact: a giant crystal ball. The heist predictably goes up in flames, the ball shatters, and an ancient, apocalypse-level demon is unleashed to turn the capital into ash. Now, this dysfunctional suicide squad—consisting of a clueless "hero," a sword-wielding princess, a suicidal wizard, and a bunch of green-skinned chaos agents—has to flee for their lives on a hijacked cart while dodging a rain of fiery monsters. ______________________________________________________What to Expect: Unintentional Heroism: Hans takes punches like a champ, rejects royal gold for a sleepover, and drives a getaway cart like it’s a stolen sports car. Chaotic Party Dynamics: A sharp-tongued princess, an emotional two-meter-tall orc, a stressed-out elf, and a wizard who refuses to stay dead. High-Speed Disaster: Shattered relics, sudden demon invasions, collapsing castles, and frantic cart chases through a burning city. Absurd Comedy: Fast-paced dialogue, awkward romance tropes, and total deconstruction of classic fantasy clichés.
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Rank updated 14 Oct 2026, 07:48 UTC
Entry forecast updated 14 Oct 2026, 07:48 UTC
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Forecast model: rs-model-entry-v1
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Mid-pack, room on both levers
Traffic and conversion both sit mid-field for a story this size. Growth here compounds from consistency: steady cadence feeds traffic, and a sharper hook lifts what each view is worth.
Benchmarks: 8,060 active Royal Road stories, percentiles within the 10–19 chapters band, cohort of 2026-07-02. Conversion is measured as followers gained per 1,000 views over the recent window.