Smash or Pass: A Turn-Based Flirting LitRPG

All’s fair if love is war! Chad Brickson is everything Little V isn’t: tall, handsome, charismatic, and the chosen hero in the world they were both Isekai’d to. But in a magical realm where flirting is fighting (and lethal for the loser), Little V’s standard-issue underpowered skill — being stuck in the friendzone — might just be the true key to saving everyone!  What to expect:  -A shocking amount of sexual innuendo, but nobody actually having sex-The kind of humor you would have found hilarious back in middle school -Misremembered pop culture references from the early 2000’s-A reincarnated Nathan Bedford Forrest getting repeatedly kicked in the dick-Furries! -The occasional exploding limb and/or face New posts daily, but if you can't wait, read 40 chapters ahead of Royal Road on Patreon!  Cover art by the eternally cheerful @zunzunzun17