by Surgoshan
Things proceed as normal for a few hundred million years. A couple of rocks coalesce out of a dust nebula. Fusion sparks up here. Life sparks up there. Whatever. A few billion years later, physics changes. Perfectly predictable. If you're not a monkey.
| # | Title | Words |
|---|---|---|
| 1 | Prologue | — |
| 2 | Chapter 1: You Just Freeze | — |
| 3 | Chapter 2: Paralegally Blonde | — |
