
by Ever_MORT
I died minutes into the alien apocalypse. Pathetic, right? But I got a second chance to fight for my life when the aliens resurrected me as a 46-inch-tall terracotta garden gnome. All I had left in the world are my friends, and I would do anything I could to keep them alive. Follow along as we grind and fight monsters, level up, scavenge for food, and try and learn the rules of the aliens’ twisted game. A Post-Apocalyptic LitRPG Horror Comedy … with gnome jokes. Here is what you can expect from this story: * Fighting monsters of all kinds * Close-knit friends * No harem romance * Gnome jokes
| # | Title | Words |
|---|---|---|
| 1 | Chapter 1: A Death at the Beginning of the Apocalypse 17 days ago | — |
| 2 | Chapter 2: A Resurrection 17 days ago | — |
| 3 | Chapter 3: The Snack 17 days ago | — |
| 4 | Chapter 4: Mars Pizzeria 16 days ago | — |
| 5 | Chapter 5: Catching Up 16 days ago |
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| 6 | Chapter 6: Making Plans 16 days ago | — |
| 7 | Chapter 7: Brains! 16 days ago | — |
| 8 | Chapter 8: Sway 16 days ago | — |
| 9 | Chapter 9: Holy Sh*t!!! 16 days ago | — |
| 10 | Chapter 10: Acts of Kindness 15 days ago | — |
| 11 | Chapter 11: Revelations 15 days ago | — |
| 12 | Chapter 12: Betrayal 15 days ago | — |
| 13 | Chapter 13: Friends 15 days ago | — |
| 14 | Chapter 14: How to Meditate 15 days ago | — |
| 15 | Chapter 15: The Body 14 days ago | — |
| 16 | Chapter 16: Clean Up 14 days ago | — |
| 17 | Chapter 17: The Salt Pile 14 days ago | — |
| 18 | Chapter 18: Spider 12 days ago | — |
| 19 | Chapter 19: Dreaming 11 days ago | — |
| 20 | Chapter 20: Slaying Oz 11 days ago | — |
| 21 | Chapter 21: Bringing Him Home 11 days ago | — |
| 22 | Chapter 22: Georgina 11 days ago | — |
| 23 | Chapter 23: Shadows 10 days ago | — |
| 24 | Chapter 24: Big Heads 10 days ago | — |
| 25 | Chapter 25: Confused 10 days ago | — |
| 26 | Chapter 26: Have To 10 days ago | — |
| 27 | Chapter 27: Blasted 9 days ago | — |
| 28 | Chapter 28: Miss Biddle 9 days ago | — |
| 29 | Chapter 29: BTVS 9 days ago | — |
| 30 | Chapter 30: Night Watch 9 days ago | — |
| 31 | Chapter 31: Digging 8 days ago | — |
| 32 | Chapter 32: … You Fools! 8 days ago | — |
| 33 | Chapter 33: Splat 8 days ago | — |
| 34 | Chapter 34: Retreat 8 days ago | — |
| 35 | Chapter 35: Routine Buster 7 days ago | — |
| 36 | Chapter 36: The Leftovers 7 days ago | — |
| 37 | Chapter 37: Between an Egg and a Hard Case 7 days ago | — |
| 38 | Chapter 38: Bang!!! 4 days ago | — |
| 39 | Chapter 39: The Warrantee Jesse 3 days ago | — |
| 40 | Chapter 40: Alone 2 days ago | — |
| 41 | Chapter 41: Oz, Part 1 1 day ago | — |
| 42 | Chapter 42: Oz, Part 2 21 hours ago | — |