
by Luke Simmons
HO HO HO! No, I'm not describing the characters, it's the season for festivity! For jollyness! For chewing bubblegum and kicking ass! It's the Season of Snap! Zasperate, that is. Better watch out, because here she comes, down your chimney and into your lives, so you better have that milk and those cookies ready! And none of those crappy oatmeal raisin garbage! CHOCOLATE CHIP. Or it's to the naughty list for you! When terrorists take over the North Pole, the Department of Supernatural Intelligence & Investigation have to get the job done, and who better to do the job? Well, frankly anybody besides Snap, but hey, it's her book, so there ya go. Holiday cheer and eggnog-flavored beer all around! (C) Luke Simmons, All rights reserved
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