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I Siphon the Dead to Become the Strongest

I Siphon the Dead to Become the Strongest

by Caffeinated Dreamer

ActionAdventureAttractive LeadComedyFantasy
Shadow rank ~#1570 in Comedy↓406

The world evolved into a comic-book nightmare of gates, monsters, and rock-star S-Rankers. Me? I’m Ethan—a bottom-tier E-Ranker. Sure, I have a "busted" power that lets me steal and absorb monster souls. But while every dark anti-hero in fiction uses that kind of ability to edge-lord their way to global domination, I have far more realistic goals: keeping a roof over my adoptive sister's head, paying for her math tutoring, and using stolen monster passives to open stubborn pickle jars and never tire while running for the bus. I hunt harmless E-Rank Slimes, keep my head down, and stay out of trouble. But in a post-apocalypse Seoul where trouble always finds you, staying average might just be the hardest job of all.

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1CHAPTER 1: The E-Rank Life 17 days ago—----
2Chapter 2: A Very Serious Guide to Looking Harmless 17 days ago—----
3Chapter 3: Low Rank, Lower Expectations 16 days ago—----
4Chapter 4: No Good Deed Goes Unpunished (And Other Reasons I Hate Heroes) 16 days ago—----
5Chapter 5: Stick to the Plan (Or Just Get Stuck) 16 days ago
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6Chapter 6: A Taboo Solution to a Sticky Situation 16 days ago—----
7Chapter 7: The Smell of Honest Work (and Compost) 16 days ago—----
8Chapter 8: A Tragic Confluence of Convenience 15 days ago—----
9Chapter 9: A Sticky Financial Situation 15 days ago—----
10Chapter 10: The Arsenal of an Extraordinary Nobody 14 days ago—----
11Chapter 11: Two Near-Death Experiences Aren’t Enough 14 days ago—----
12Chapter 12: A High-Risk, Low-Reward Agreement 13 days ago—----
13Chapter 13: Of Goblins and God Complexes (Mostly Hers) 13 days ago—----
14Chapter 14: Holy Crap! (Literally) 11 days ago—----
15Chapter 15: Talk Shi*t, Get Hit 10 days ago—----
16Chapter 16: Ball-Buster’s Debut 8 days ago—----
17Chapter 17: A Poem of Pure Pain 7 days ago—----
18Chapter 18: Thumb Bone vs. Adam’s Apple: A Love Story 4 days ago—----
19Chapter 19: I Said No Skills, Not No Muscle 3 days ago—----
20Chapter 20: A Very Aggressive Form of Caretaking 1 hour ago—----