by MorganGavin
A heart beat. The pump of life. the Organic engine that drives us all forward. It lives, pushing a life giving liquid through our bodies, a wonderful thing, created by millions of years of evolution kick started by the big bang.But, something else was kick started. Something dark, sinister, evil. Something that combined all three of our favorite things, but at the same time, stripped away the innocence these things conveyed. No one can predict when it will appear.No one can predict the evil lurking within its adorable eyes.No one can stop the unleashed wrath of Puppy Monkey Baby.It knows only one joy, delivering Mountain Dew drinks through self created Dimensional Doorways. The Puppy Monkey Baby, a created created in the fires of the big bang. Rejected by god.Denied entry by the DevilCursed with immortality by the Grim Reaper.It wanders the universe, thirsting for the blood of its next feast.The internet help us, for it approaches...
No streak history
One state-enhanced oracle order, filtered by each list. Observed Royal Road ranks remain separate ground truth.
Rank updated 6 Oct 2026, 05:28 UTC
Entry forecast updated 6 Oct 2026, 05:28 UTC
Ranking model: rs-public-oracle-state-v1
Forecast model: rs-model-entry-v1
Chart history contains only this ranking model's runs; legacy points are not spliced in.
Coupled 14-day outlook
rs-joint-entry-copula-v1
Any eligible RS entry
26%
Two or more lists
21%
Likely threshold order: Horror → Sci-fi → Satire → Adventure → Main.
Leading bundle: Satire + Horror + Sci-fi + Adventure (8%).
Estimated from one fitted shared story path; category probabilities are not multiplied as if lists were independent.
Separate entry forecast; this probability does not enter the ranking score.
Overall Rising Stars Shadow RS rank
#1505 of 1,744 · 1455 below RS #50
By genre
beats 78% of similar stories
not enough data yet
beats 39% of similar stories
Mid-pack, room on both levers
Traffic and conversion both sit mid-field for a story this size. Growth here compounds from consistency: steady cadence feeds traffic, and a sharper hook lifts what each view is worth.
Benchmarks: 8,060 active Royal Road stories, percentiles within the 5–9 chapters band, cohort of 2026-07-02. Conversion is measured as followers gained per 1,000 views lifetime.
