Severus Snape in the Land of Vampiric Teenagers

"Look at me," were Severus Snape’s dying words.He didn't mean look at him in a floral top and sneakers.After Nagini's venom ends his miserable life, the former Death Eater wakes up as Isabella Swan on the day of her move to Forks.No wand. No brewing lab. Just erratic wandless magic, teenage angst, and a town crawling with glittery predators.When Edward Cullen tries to charm the "shy new girl," he expects a fragile damsel. What he gets is a hardened double-agent who considers Voldemort a mild Tuesday and has zero tolerance for brooding teenagers—undead or otherwise.