This story is about a found family, ragtag group of unchosen. They like to consider themselves a heroes' party, but rest assured, they absolutely ARE NOT! To be perfectly honest, Caspian probably didn't get invited to the hero trials because of his inability to take anything seriously. There will be jokes! There will be deaths! There will be jokes about deaths! This crazy group isn’t supposed to survive. They aren't supposed to join up with the real heroes, and they sure as hell aren't supposed to have the fate of human civilization in their hands. But oh well… what can you do? It's kind of like lying on a resume. I'm sure they'll figure it out!
Follow along if you like your stories a little unhinged, because sometimes a guy has no choice but to fight a gang of murderous mushrooms before he gets a chance to grab his clothes. Be prepared for real heartbreak, real trauma, alongside the hilarious and the absurd. This book does not pull punches. If you're looking for something PG then you probably won't like the story! But if you’re still reading then I need you to smash that follow button until your keyboard explodes! Who needs a keyboard anyways... well, I guess I sort of do.
- Story starts a bit slow but ramps up fast.
What to expect?
-Chapters 3 times a week unless I'm working on my other story… what are you, my mom?
-Crude comedy.
-Real death, absolutely heart-wrenching and devastating death!
-My versions of beloved fairytale creatures… That means they are going to be very weird... Things get weird sometimes, live with it.
