TITANIC II: JACK NEVER DIED

Disclaimer: This is an unofficial comedic parody and a work of fiction. It is not affiliated with or endorsed by any film, studio, or rights holder. He survived the iceberg. He survived the ocean. He even survived being rescued... Unfortunately, his rescuers realized they had saved the wrong person. Everyone knows how Jack Dawson's story ended. He froze in the Atlantic while Rose floated safely on a piece of wood. Or at least... that's what everyone thinks. Somewhere in the freezing darkness, a small lifeboat appeared. Inside was a strange group of desert travelers with one very unusual rescue policy: They would only save people who knew the password. "Tekshbila!" The correct answer? "Lao li wala!" Jack, half-frozen and completely blue, accidentally passed the test. They pulled him aboard. Hours later, when the temperature rose and Jack's face returned to its normal color, the group realized something terrible. He wasn't one of them. After a brief democratic discussion, they made the only reasonable decision: They threw him back into the ocean. What follows is the completely unnecessary, historically questionable, and absolutely ridiculous story of how Jack Dawson survived Titanic, survived being thrown into the Atlantic twice, became stranded on a mysterious island, accidentally became famous, and eventually found his way back to Rose. But some love stories were never meant to have a happy ending. Especially when there is a very large shark involved. TITANIC II: JACK NEVER DIED The untold story nobody asked for.