
by A wild MarshMallow
He was never supposed to be the hero. While kingdoms rise, prophecies unfold, and legends are being written, one perfectly ordinary man finds himself caught in the middle of an adventure that very clearly belongs to somebody else. And then there’s the donkey. Together, they stumble through a world of heroes, villains, grand quests, questionable decisions, and increasingly inconvenient circumstances. They weren't chosen by prophecy. They weren't destined for greatness. They just happened to be in the wrong story at the wrong time. Sometimes the greatest adventures happen to the people who were never invited. A Man, A Donkey, In Someone Else’s Epic is a humorous fantasy adventure about an unlikely pair trying to survive a story that was never meant to include them.
No streak history
One state-enhanced oracle order, filtered by each list. Observed Royal Road ranks remain separate ground truth.
Rank updated 2 Oct 2026, 11:58 UTC
Entry forecast updated 2 Oct 2026, 11:58 UTC
Ranking model: rs-public-oracle-state-v1
Forecast model: rs-model-entry-v1
Chart history contains only this ranking model's runs; legacy points are not spliced in.
Coupled 14-day outlook
rs-joint-entry-copula-v1
Any eligible RS entry
22%
Two or more lists
5%
Likely threshold order: Comedy → Fantasy → Adventure → Main.
Leading bundle: Comedy (17%).
Estimated from one fitted shared story path; category probabilities are not multiplied as if lists were independent.
Separate entry forecast; this probability does not enter the ranking score.
Overall Rising Stars Shadow RS rank
#1649 of 12,216 · 1599 below RS #50
By genre
beats 25% of similar stories
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beats 24% of similar stories
Both levers trail the field
Traffic and conversion are both below comparable stories. Cadence is the first lever — stories posting near-daily reached 25 followers 17% of the time; stories posting every few days almost never did. Get the flow going, then re-check conversion.
Benchmarks: 8,060 active Royal Road stories, percentiles within the 10–19 chapters band, cohort of 2026-07-02. Conversion is measured as followers gained per 1,000 views over the recent window.