by Plutarch
"Pick me, a lunatic, to join the Eldritch Rules? ★ Watch me use sheer madness to flatten all the rules. ★ Watch me use silly, brain-dead moves to deal with the supernatural monsters. ★ Watch me solve the most baffling puzzles in the most brainless way." An unhinged, Deadpool-style comedy where the cosmic horrors aren't trapped with the rules—they're trapped with ME. “Warning: High-octane parody, absurd dark humor, zero-IQ reality bending. If you want a serious, grimdark LitRPG, this is NOT for you.”
