by Plutarch
"Pick me, a lunatic, to join the Eldritch Rules? ★ Watch me use sheer madness to flatten all the rules. ★ Watch me use silly, brain-dead moves to deal with the supernatural monsters. ★ Watch me solve the most baffling puzzles in the most brainless way." An unhinged, Deadpool-style comedy where the cosmic horrors aren't trapped with the rules—they're trapped with ME. “Warning: High-octane parody, absurd dark humor, zero-IQ reality bending. If you want a serious, grimdark LitRPG, this is NOT for you.”
No streak history
One state-enhanced oracle order, filtered by each list. Observed Royal Road ranks remain separate ground truth.
Rank updated 2 Oct 2026, 06:28 UTC
Entry forecast updated 2 Oct 2026, 06:28 UTC
Ranking model: rs-public-oracle-state-v1
Forecast model: rs-model-entry-v1
Chart history contains only this ranking model's runs; legacy points are not spliced in.
Not enough recent follower history to estimate a shadow rank yet.
beats 94% of similar stories
not enough data yet
beats 57% of similar stories
Mid-pack, room on both levers
Traffic and conversion both sit mid-field for a story this size. Growth here compounds from consistency: steady cadence feeds traffic, and a sharper hook lifts what each view is worth.
Benchmarks: 8,060 active Royal Road stories, percentiles within the 10–19 chapters band, cohort of 2026-07-02. Conversion is measured as followers gained per 1,000 views lifetime.
