Sometimes you just want to quit life and start a hobby farm.
That was the plan for Samuel Whitmire, a tired correctional officer in rural Arkansas. The reality? Magical bullshit appearing inside his house, goblins chasing him through the woods after his shift, and an interdimensional rift leaking right beneath his property.
As the boundary between worlds shatters, Sam has to use every ounce of his wits, law enforcement training, and nerd knowledge to keep modern Earth from collapsing into chaos. Between a sugar-addicted fairy, a clan of stubborn dwarves, and an escalating refugee crisis, Sam realizes the world doesn't need an ordained hero.
It needs a jailer who knows how to hold the line.
From a bloody fight at Lowe's to establishing a magical border checkpoint on his twenty-acre farmstead, Sam steps up to take the ultimate shift—as the realm's first Warden.*************************************************************************Mature themes and content. 18+ required.
