Isekai Grandpa [Comedy, LitRPG, Grandpa]

Grandpa Johnny was supposed to be dead, dagnabbit. No longer living! Finito! Oblivion.  After one hundred and four years of life, a world war, decades of honorable military service, and somehow lucking into the best wife a man could ever ask for, Johnny finally kicked the bucket. It was a legendary run at life, and it was finally over. Or, at least, it was supposed to be.  But nope. Isekai! Grandpa Johnny was isekai’d, arriving in a decidedly not grandfatherly new, virile body. Once again a twenty one year old man, Johnny was as fit as he was on D-Day, joining a world with magic, demons, and even gods. Or maybe just jerks with the craziest imaginable isekai powers. One of the two. Divine, op jerk, or Divine op Jerk, they’re all more than a little drunk on their own power. One Divine takes a particular interest in Grandpa and gives him a divine commandment to face the Demon Queen, but Grandpa has his own priorities, and that god didn’t say immediately. You see, this old soldier wasn’t the only soul reincarnated. No. It’s everyone. Everyone reincarnates here after death. Every single human soul*. It’s not the afterlife he’d hoped for, which was nothing. But one thing had become clear. Somewhere out there was his soulmate. His wife, whom he remained faithful to for thirty long years after she passed on. His one true love. Maybe continuing to exist wasn’t such a raw deal if he could do it with her again. Yep. Grandpa Johnny had one main objective. Find his lady love and show her what thirty years of separation can drive a man to, utilizing the full flexibility and virility of his twenty-one year old, military fit body. Grandpa’s OP power? Online shopping. ____ *There are some exceptions ____