All Villainy is Vanity

Consider yourself special, innocent sinner, but not as special as me.  You have a front row seat. Every great narcissist needs an audience, and you are mine. As you survey my deeds, you may have preconceived notions that society and propriety have forced upon you. Whether you agree with my methods or not, you will undoubtedly stay for vengeance, scheming, narcissism, left-handed work, class warfare, and general entertainment.  All magic is in the mind, and all villainy is vanity.