by DeathCreedH
100% FREE — NOW AND FOREVER No paywalls. No locked chapters. This story will remain completely free, permanently. Follow the entire journey from beginning to end without spending a single cent! God bless you all! Kael died. Not heroically. Not while saving the world. Not after defeating some powerful enemy. He simply died. When he wakes up, he finds himself standing before Altus Pervertus, a supposed celestial archmage who governs the afterlife while sitting on a sacred toilet inside a stable. Before Kael can even understand what is happening, his life becomes even more complicated. He is reincarnated into another world as Kaela Orion—now in a female body, living in a medieval society, and possessing an extremely rare class: Heir of Unwanted Magnetism. An ability that involuntarily attracts unwanted admirers. No matter where she goes, Kaela seems destined to turn ordinary situations into complete disasters. But there is a mission. The Demon King must be defeated. A Forbidden Relic must be recovered. And perhaps there is a way for Kaela to reclaim her former life. Sounds simple. Until she meets the people who will be joining her. Lyra Fluxhart is a demon hunter who believes she can find supernatural enemies almost anywhere. Seraphine is kind-hearted, but somehow seems to have developed an unusually close relationship with scissors and dwarves. Dorian has an impressive talent for turning almost any situation into something embarrassing. And Donkey. . . Well, Donkey believes he is a noble horse. And apparently, no one has the courage to tell him otherwise. Together, they begin their journey as adventurers. There is just one small problem: They are not exactly the group of heroes the world was expecting. While the guild begins to believe there must be something extraordinary about the strange group welcomed by the king, Kaela can only think of one thing: “Why am I the one who has to deal with everything?” Between failed missions, strange cities, demons, forbidden relics, unlikely friendships, and problems no one should have caused in the first place. . . an adventure begins. And perhaps, somewhere in the middle of all this chaos, something much greater is waiting for them. But first. . . they need to survive their next mission.
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| 1 | Prologue — The Sacred Stable Of Humiliation | 0 |
| 2 | Chapter 1 — Boss of Love | 0 |
| 3 | Chapter 2 — The Stallion and His Dream | 0 |
| 4 | Chapter 3 — The Sacred Throne and the End of the Stallion's Dream | 0 |
| 5 | Chapter 4 — How to Kill Demons Using Poop: A Practical Guide by Lyra Fluxhart ( Part 1 ) | 0 |
| 6 | Chapter 5 — How to Kill Demons Using Poop: A Practical Guide by Lyra Fluxhart ( Part 2 ) | 0 |
| 7 | Chapter 6 — How to Kill Demons Using Poop: A Practical Guide by Lyra Fluxhart ( Part 3 ) | — |
| 8 | Chapter 7 — How to Kill Demons Using Poop: A Practical Guide by Lyra Fluxhart ( Part 4 ) | — |
| 9 | Chapter 8 — How to Kill Demons Using Poop: A Practical Guide by Lyra Fluxhart (Part 5 — Finale) | — |
| 10 | Chapter 9 — Never Let Seraphine Cut Your Hair! Part 1: My First Customer Was a Robber | — |
| 11 | Chapter 10 — Never Let Seraphine Cut Your Hair! Part 2: My First Customer Was a Robber | — |
| 12 | Chapter 11 — Never Let Seraphine Cut Your Hair! Part 3: My First Customer Was a Robber | — |
| 13 | Chapter 12 — Never Let Seraphine Cut Your Hair! Part 4: My First Customer Was a Robber | — |
| 14 | Chapter 13 — Never Let Seraphine Cut Your Hair! Part 5: My First Customer Was a Robber | — |
| 15 | Chapter 14 — Never Let Seraphine Cut Your Hair! Part 6 — Finale: My First Customer Was a Robber | — |
| 16 | Chapter 15 — Dorian: Never Hire a Womanizer to Guard a Princess! (Part 1) | — |
| 17 | Chapter 16 — Dorian: Never Hire a Womanizer to Guard a Princess! (Part 2) | — |
| 18 | Chapter 17 — Dorian: Never Hire a Womanizer to Guard a Princess! (Part 3) | — |
| 19 | Chapter 18 — Dorian: Never Hire a Womanizer to Guard a Princess! (Part 4) | — |
| 20 | Chapter 19 — Dorian: Never Hire a Womanizer to Guard a Princess! (Part 5) | — |
| 21 | Chapter 20 — Dorian: Never Hire a Womanizer to Guard a Princess! (Part 6) | — |
| 22 | Chapter 21 — Dorian: Never Hire a Womanizer to Guard a Princess! (Part 7 finale) | — |
| 23 | Chapter 22 — Zenca Forest — The Wrong Beginning ( Part 1) | — |
| 24 | Chapter 23— Zenca Forest — The Wrong Beginning ( Part 2) | — |
| 25 | Chapter 24— Zenca Forest — The Wrong Beginning ( Part 3) | — |
| 26 | Chapter 25— Zenca Forest — The Wrong Beginning ( Part4 ) | — |
| 27 | Chapter 26 — Zenca Forest — The Wrong Beginning ( Part5 ) | — |
| 28 | Chapter 27 — Zenca Forest — The Wrong Beginning ( Part6 ) | — |
| 29 | Chapter 28 — Zenca Forest — The Wrong Beginning ( Part 7) | — |
| 30 | Chapter 29 — Zenca Forest — The Wrong Beginning ( Part 8 ) | — |
| 31 | Chapter 30 — Zenca Forest — The Wrong Beginning ( Part 9 ) | — |
| 32 | Chapter 31 — Zenca Forest — The Wrong Beginning ( Part 10 Finale ) | — |
| 33 | Chapter 32 — United in Madness | — |
| 34 | Chapter 33 — The War of Massage and Tic-Tac-Toe | — |
| 35 | Chapter 34 — The Massage War | — |
| 36 | Chapter 35 — Battlefield Spa | — |
| 37 | Chapter 36 — The Age Inquisition | — |
| 38 | Chapter 37 — The Wives' Scandal | — |
| 39 | Chapter 38 — The Witch, the Bear, and Chaos | — |
| 40 | Chapter 39 — The Witch's Kiss | — |
| 41 | Chapter 40 — The Day l Became a Bunny | — |
| 42 | Chapter 41 — Never Trust a Curserd Bunny Suit! | — |
| 43 | Chapter 42 — There's no defeating insanity | — |
| 44 | Chapter 43 — The Meat of Discord | — |
| 45 | Chapter 44 — He Week of Hell | — |
| 46 | Chapter 45 — That is not living | — |
| 47 | Chapter 46 — The Normal Girl an Abnormal World | — |
| 48 | Chapter 47 — From Chaos to Destiny | — |
| 49 | Chapter 48 — Season 2 — A New Journey, The Same Lunatics | — |
| 50 | Chapter 49 — A New Journey, The Same Lunatic ( Part 1 ) | — |
| 51 | Chapter 50 — A New Journey, The Same Lunatics (Part 2) | — |
| 52 | Chapter 51 — A New Journey, The Same Lunatics (Part 3) | — |
| 53 | Chapter 52 — A New Journey, The Same Lunatics (Part 4) | — |
| 54 | Chapter 53 — A New Journey, The Same Lunatics (Part 5) | — |
| 55 | Chapter 54 — A New Journey, The Same Lunatics (Part 6) | — |
