Asterium Something Is Wrong With This Story

100% FREE — NOW AND FOREVER No paywalls. No locked chapters. This story will remain completely free, permanently. Follow the entire journey from beginning to end without spending a single cent! God bless you all! Kael died. Not heroically. Not while saving the world. Not after defeating some powerful enemy. He simply died. When he wakes up, he finds himself standing before Altus Pervertus, a supposed celestial archmage who governs the afterlife while sitting on a sacred toilet inside a stable. Before Kael can even understand what is happening, his life becomes even more complicated. He is reincarnated into another world as Kaela Orion—now in a female body, living in a medieval society, and possessing an extremely rare class: Heir of Unwanted Magnetism. An ability that involuntarily attracts unwanted admirers. No matter where she goes, Kaela seems destined to turn ordinary situations into complete disasters. But there is a mission. The Demon King must be defeated. A Forbidden Relic must be recovered. And perhaps there is a way for Kaela to reclaim her former life. Sounds simple. Until she meets the people who will be joining her. Lyra Fluxhart is a demon hunter who believes she can find supernatural enemies almost anywhere. Seraphine is kind-hearted, but somehow seems to have developed an unusually close relationship with scissors and dwarves. Dorian has an impressive talent for turning almost any situation into something embarrassing. And Donkey. . . Well, Donkey believes he is a noble horse. And apparently, no one has the courage to tell him otherwise. Together, they begin their journey as adventurers. There is just one small problem: They are not exactly the group of heroes the world was expecting. While the guild begins to believe there must be something extraordinary about the strange group welcomed by the king, Kaela can only think of one thing: “Why am I the one who has to deal with everything?” Between failed missions, strange cities, demons, forbidden relics, unlikely friendships, and problems no one should have caused in the first place. . . an adventure begins. And perhaps, somewhere in the middle of all this chaos, something much greater is waiting for them. But first. . . they need to survive their next mission.